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2017-06-01
Wally says he has doctor's permission to sleep during meetings. So it's Alice's job to keep it interesting enough so he stays awake.

2017-06-02
Cubicles must now be referred to as modular workstations. It's a much less demeaning term.

2017-06-03
Cubicles are arranged like an egg carton. The Boss says that comparison feels right because eggs go rotten quickly too.

2017-06-04
Every project team has one idiot. The Boss does that to keep idiots from bunching together. Ted doesn't think there's an idiot on his team.

2017-06-05
Dilbert's project is not on the budget. The Boss isn't interested in adding it back in.

2017-06-06
Dilbert couldn't do any work this week because the Boss forgot to get funding. The Boss says to get creative.

2017-06-07
Dilbert charged his time to Ted's project because the Boss said to get creative.

2017-06-08
Ted complains because Dilbert charged time to his project. So Ted goes over budget while Dilbert is under.

2017-06-09
Dilbert is scavenging for parts. The robot thinks he's friends with Dilbert now.

2017-06-10
Dilbert attends a random meeting in hopes of shaking loose some budget money for him.

2017-06-11
The Boss asks Asok to get buy-in from other departments. Asok says he has no chance of succeeding.

2017-06-12
Asok will do a presentation to the CEO. He asks Wally for advice. Wally says to not make eye contact.

2017-06-13
Asok asks Dilbert for advice on his presentation. Dilbert says to not make a mistake or ruin his career.

2017-06-14
Asok asks the Boss for advice on his presentation. The Boss says to imagine everyone is naked and laughing at him.

2017-06-15
Asok asks Alice to help edit his presentation slides. He has 75 slides and ten minutes to present.

2017-06-16
Asok presents to the CEO. He has 75 slides and 10 minutes. The CEO says Asok should never talk to him again.

2017-06-17
The CEO said he liked Asok's presentation even though he didn't see it.

2017-06-18
The Boss thanks everyone for the successful product launch. Wally didn't do anything though.

2017-06-19
A coworker tells the Boss Dilbert's project is in total chaos. The Boss thinks that's true because he heard the same thing from three other people.

2017-06-20
Dilbert's project is in total chaos because he may have been colluding with the Elbonian competitors, the CEO learns.

2017-06-21
The Boss says Dilbert's email and phone logs will be reviewed by a special counsel because he may have been colluding with Elbonian competition.

2017-06-22
Dogbert says Dilbert did not collude with Elbonian competitors but may have committed other crimes.

2017-06-23
Carol thinks Dilbert collude with Elbonian competitors even though he was cleared of that.

2017-06-24
Alice thinks Dilbert is a spy for their Elbonian competition even though it was an unfounded rumour.

2017-06-25
Ted is asked to volunteer for a time travel experiment. He doesn't think it's safe.

2017-06-26
Dilbert says the open office concept has failed because of too many distractions answer they need to go back to cubicles and offices.

2017-06-27
Employees are complaining of too many distractions in the open office plan. The Boss wants an office to stop hearing complaints.

2017-06-28
Is it better to have open offices with distractions or soul-crushing cubicles?

2017-06-29
Asok will decide who gets the best and worst cubicles. Asok thinks everyone will hate him.

2017-06-30
Asok tells a coworker he'll get a cubicle next to the Boss. The coworker thinks Asok hates him.