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2016-12-01
Dilbert is brain-trapping. He's trying to keep his brain from escaping while doing a boring task.

2016-12-02
Dilbert requests a leave of absence to recover from a boredom-related task. His brain tried to escape through his lower gastrointestinal tract.

2016-12-03
The Boss acts interested in Dilbert's personal life so Dilbert's productivity will improve.

2016-12-04
Dogbert offers training on how to speak with an accent. It's much easier than actually learning a new language.

2016-12-05
The company's batteries in mobile devices keep exploding. The Boss wants to park a truck full outside their competitor's headquarters.

2016-12-06
Ted's performance review earned him a new cell phone. It's one of the models where the battery may explode.

2016-12-07
The Boss hires Dogbert to help with their exploding phone problem. The decide to convince people that having one ear is cool.

2016-12-08
The CEO is under pressure from the press to resign over the exploding phones. So he sent them all a phone and told them it was a new model.

2016-12-09
Dogbert recommends a celebrity endorsement to regain public trust after the exploding phones. Maybe a famous cartoonist.

2016-12-10
The Boss interviews a cartoonist to be a celebrity endorser for their exploding phone. His budget is $47.

2016-12-11
The Boss asks Dilbert to be on a phone call with Elbonia at 6 AM. Dilbert explains why the is a bad thing all around but the Boss still wants him to.

2016-12-12
The cartoonist hired to endorse the company's exploding phone did something embarrassing on social media. The board voted to kill the cartoonist.

2016-12-13
The Boss asks Asok if the company spokesperson qualifies for an honour-killing because of the things he said on social media. Asok calls the Boss racist.

2016-12-15
Asok didn't kill the creator of Garfield, just his body double. Asok thinks he has the worst job. Dilbert thinks that's the body double.

2016-12-16
Asok is arrested for killing the body double of Jim Davis, a famous cartoonist.

2016-12-17
Alice meets Asok and is confused why he's there as he was arrested for killing a cartoonist's double. The police had arrested Asok's double instead.

2016-12-18
Wally gives a note from his doctor to the Boss. It says Wally is too sensitive to accept criticism. The Boss thinks the note is in Wally's handwriting.

2016-12-19
The CEO will soon ask if the software is finished. The Boss and Dilbert compare notes on how to best lie to him.

2016-12-20
The CEO asks if the software is finished. Dilbert lies and says yes. The CEO is satisfied with that.

2016-12-21
The Boss asks Dilbert if he can finish by Friday. He won't take no for an answer so Dilbert says yes.

2016-12-22
Dilbert read the Boss's email about destroying the company. It was actually the Boss's plan for the coming year.

2016-12-23
Carol sends a text to the Boss while he's driving and calls it urgent so he's forced to respond. She's trying to kill him.

2016-12-24
The Boss wrecked his car for the third time when responding to Carol's urgent-sounding text. He thinks she's trying to kill him.

2016-12-25
The Boss asks Wally to train the new hire. Wally baffles him with bullshit until the new hire asks for someone else to train him.

2016-12-26
The Boss asks for volunteers to go to Mars in the new spaceship they are building. Dilbert suggests Ted as he is a terrible engineer.

2016-12-27
Ted asks for suggested names for the spaceship he is designing. The engineers suggest "death tube" and "space debris" because they think the spaceship will explode.

2016-12-28
The Boss tells the CEO he picked the worst employees to crew their spaceship just in case it explodes. There's no way to lose.

2016-12-29
The company's spaceship to Mars is launched, the Boss announces. There's only enough oxygen for three-quarters of the trip there though.

2016-12-30
The crew of their first spaceship suffocated on the launchpad, the Boss reports. He didn't approve the repair to the oxygen generator.

2016-12-31
Ted's widow wants his ashes spread around the office. Wally offers to do it even though he didn't like Ted.