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2016-10-01
The Boss asks Wally if he is accepting bribes and helping coworkers. Wally says he's not helping coworkers.

2016-10-02
Ted asks the boss for investment advice. The Boss says to buy penny stocks because they only cost a penny.

2016-10-03
The Boss says they need to cut costs. Dilbert recommends eliminating Ted's job.

2016-10-04
Dogbert is creating a reality show about people locked in with only one outlet and they must compete to charge their phones.

2016-10-05
The Boss ranks everyone based on how many mistakes they make. Wally comes first even though he does no work.

2016-10-06
The Boss has to rank his employees and fire whoever is lowest. He puts Tina at the bottom because he can't afford to lose any engineers.

2016-10-07
The CEO asks the Boss to fire the 10% bottom-ranked employees. The Boss asks if that would just put other people in the bottom 10%.

2016-10-08
The Boss tells Dilbert he's fired because he needs to fore the bottom ranked people. Dilbert was near the top before the Boss fired everyone below him.

2016-10-09
Everyone but Ted shows up for a project meeting. If they proceed without him they will be under-informed. If they reschedule they will miss project deadlines.

2016-10-10
The CEO announces the company is acquiring the Gawful media company, a company so bad it has a crime bill named after it.

2016-10-11
The CEO says he talked the board into buying a tainted company. Imagine Hitler's unwashed socks and then it gets worse.

2016-10-12
The company's new acquisition is making them look so bad, people on the Internet are demanding the CEO drink poison then apologises while he dies.

2016-10-13
The Boss calls Alice his work wife. Alice is creeped out by that.

2016-10-14
Since Alice doesn't want to be the Boss's work wife, he asks Tina. Tina wants to insult the Boss in front of others.

2016-10-15
The CEO said sales is at fault for low revenue. The CIA blames marketing? Marketing blames engineering.

2016-10-16
The Boss asks about Dilbert's employee engagement. Dilbert will say he's happy as long as the Boss pretends to believe him.

2016-10-17
The web developer quit a week before completion so the Boss hires a new one. The Boss still expects the project to finish on time.

2016-10-18
The new web developer says the project will finish on time as long as there are no changes.

2016-10-19
The Boss can't manage the Web developer. Does it really take nine months to change the font on the home page?

2016-10-20
The Boss in unsure how to interpret software writing estimates. Dilbert suggests taking the longest one and multiplying by three, based on his experience.

2016-10-21
Dilbert can't penetrate Alice's phone induced zombie state so he sends her a text.

2016-10-22
The Boss may have sent a URL to Dilbert but can't remember which email or text or whatsapp.

2016-10-23
Ted sent some questions to Dilbert that were in a disorganised mess. Dilbert didn't respond.

2016-10-24
The Boss wants Dilbert to go to a training class right now. Dilbert asks if it's safe to miss the assignment's deadlines.

2016-10-25
Dilbert was in a traffic accident because he stayed up all night to finish the project so he could attend the safety training.

2016-10-26
The engineers blame customers for not telling them what they want. Marketing blames engineering for making the wrong products.

2016-10-27
Alice always accepts more work while Wally accepts none. Wally is happier.

2016-10-28
Dilbert's date compares him to an Uber driver. If only he would talk less, he'd be perfect.

2016-10-29
Dilbert realises he's in the wrong meeting and tries to sneak out by sinking below the table.

2016-10-30
The Boss asks for the worst case scenario. Dilbert says enemy agents could take over the server and install a virus that jumps to people and wipes out the human race.

2016-10-31
The Boss says he will approve Dilbert's proposal if Dilbert gets buy in from the rest of the department. Dilbert wonders what value the Boss is adding?