The Boss wonders how he can get followers on social media. Wally says to find a passion-inducing subject and write about it.
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The CEO tells the Boss not to do dumb things on social media and sets Catbert on the Boss for punishment.
The CEO enjoys using Catbert to discipline disgruntled employees.
The CEO's inspirational saying to Asok: You can't spell delegate without some of the letters in El Gato.
The Boss says people are the company's most valuable asset. Dilbert and Alice will remind him of that when they ask for raises.
Dilbert asks the Boss for permission to work only sixty hours this week. He needs the rest.
Dick from the Internet introduces himself to Dilbert. He will attack anybody for any comment by making it sound absurd.
Carol says there is cake in the break room for Scott's birthday. Dilbert doesn't want to celebrate or eat poison.
The Boss says the company should make a smart watch, a better one than Apple.
The Boss puts Dilbert in charge of the smart watch project. Dilbert thinks it is doomed from the start.
Dilbert holds a brainstorming session for smart watch app ideas. Wally wants an app to make people left-handed.
Wally creates a smart watch app that makes people slap other people.
Ted says Dilbert's health sensors in the smart watch aren't working. They say Ted's heart will stop beating.
A vendor changes the terms of a contract after the bidding process is closed. Dilbert has no choice but to agree.
The health sensors and predictions Dilbert built into the smart watch are too good. People freak out when they have five minutes to live.
Dilbert's health app predicts death and sends a five-minute warning. The warning comes with paid advertising.
Alice has a history of dating men who become stalkers but this new guy is not like that at all.
Alice breaks up with her boyfriend because he is too obsessed with his hobby, aerial photography.
The Boss wants Dilbert to accompany him to a meeting. Dilbert doesn't think that would be useful.
The Boss thinks they agreed to postpone the vendor selection. Dilbert thinks they agreed to stick with their existing vendor.
Dilbert goes to an Elbonian coffee shop that has wi-fi with weak security.
Wally didn't ask questions of the project leader so hasn't made any progress on the project.
Dilbert discovers the assumptions behind the Boss's strategy are unfounded but the Boss won't change his strategy.
Wally tells the Boss his strategy is a genius way to fight the last war.
Dilbert, loaned to the government, writes an app to stop the worst cyber attack the country has seen.
The government wants an agent to kill Dilbert and steal his app that stopped the worst cyber attack the country has seen.
Dogbert advises Dilbert to change his identity and move away when the government threatened to kill him.
Wally wants to copy Steve Jobs and practice meditation. It will look like he's napping to the Boss, though.
Dilbert, on the run for a day, contacts Dogbert, who doesn't remember him.
The government, looking for Dilbert, realises Dilbert is off the grid. Boredom will kill Dilbert in two days.