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2014-12-01
The Boss says he couldn't open the document Wally sent him. Wally suggests erasing his hard disc and reinstalling the operating system.

2014-12-02
The Boss asks Dilbert if he wants some constructive criticism. Dilbert says no, but would welcome some under informed opinions about things the Boss doesn't understand.

2014-12-03
Bob the dinosaur says his flip phone does everything he wants. Alice asks why he is proud of that.

2014-12-04
Bob the dinosaur is happy with his flip phone, his Windows XP and basic cable television.

2014-12-05
Bob the dinosaur has a smart watch so is the coolest member of the household.

2014-12-06
Dilbert doesn't let the CEO sit down at his meeting because the CEO's book says no more than eight people at a meeting.

2014-12-07
Dilbert doesn't want to date a woman because she enjoys dancing.

2014-12-08
Wally tells the Boss he needs to go to the cloud and fix a software issue. There is no cell coverage in the cloud so he can't be reached.

2014-12-09
Carol says time with her family is like fighting porcupines in a salt mine.

2014-12-10
Wally adds air bags to his underpants to avoid accidental assignments. The Boss approaches and they go off.

2014-12-11
Wally doesn't want to help Alice, but Dilbert said everything Alice does is misguided.

2014-12-12
Wally gives a coworker an analysis he did for her. She forgot to tell him she doesn't need it anymore.

2014-12-13
The Boss interrupts his conversation with Dilbert to check a text message. He is more important and demonstrates his power.

2014-12-14
Wally asks Alice what it's like to work hard. Wally thinks the reward for hard work is about the same as the reward for pretending to work.

2014-12-15
Dilbert had to wait in the financial advisor's lobby for five minutes so he used that time to learn how to invest.

2014-12-16
The Boss sees a financial planner whose ambition is to drain the Boss's account like a giant mosquito.

2014-12-17
Wally wants to get into the strategic planning game. You hallucinate about the future then wait to see what really happens.

2014-12-18
A marketing guy wonders why engineers get paid more than marketing professionals.

2014-12-19
Carol tells the Boss Dilbert will be late for the meeting as he had a freak accident while vacuuming naked.

2014-12-20
Tina heard Dilbert had a freak accident while vacuuming his house naked. Dilbert says it's just a rumour.

2014-12-21
A co-worker tells Dilbert she is a perfectionist. He says thanks for the warning and asks if there are any other psychological problems.

2014-12-22
The Boss wants Dilbert to show more leadership on his project. Dilbert says the team members may be bad followers.

2014-12-23
Carol tries to show more passion for her job because Warren Buffet says her career will be better.

2014-12-24
Tina approaches Alice and Dilbert on a break and says their conversation sounds interesting.

2014-12-25
The Boss only has budget to hire an employee who is incompetent half the time. But he must use the budget, he will lose it next year.

2014-12-26
Ted has been testing 3-D immersive goggles for two weeks. Dilbert asks him how it's going.

2014-12-27
Dilbert says people like the immersive 3-D goggles so much they starve to death while using it.

2014-12-28
The CEO wants to know why Dilbert didn't answer an email promptly even though it was sent at 1 A.M. Dilbert says people need sleep to be effective.

2014-12-29
Dilbert invents tube-clothes, to eliminate clothing decisions like Mark Zuckerberg with his grey t-shirt.

2014-12-30
Dilbert wears only tube-clothes as they reduce his number of daily decisions. Tina points out he also doesn't need to decide where to go on dates.

2014-12-31
Dilbert, in his tube-clothes, starts a profile on a dating website and receives lots of responses for saying he is six feet tall, has hair and a job.