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2013-05-01
The Boss asks the engineers to listen to his deep confident voice. Alice asks if they should listen to the content, too.

2013-05-02
Dilbert describes a problem to the Boss and asks how he would solve it.

2013-05-03
Carol wants to know what career her 12-year-old should choose to avoid being replaced by a robot.

2013-05-04
The Boss can appear charismatic by setting high expectations. Or, he could improve charisma by fixing character flaws.

2013-05-05
The Boss's surgeon might have left his watch, wallet and keys inside the Boss.

2013-05-06
A former telecommuting employee shows up to work and the Boss doesn't recognise him.

2013-05-07
The CEO cancels telecommuting to get more value with employee interactions.

2013-05-08
The Boss introduces Wally to the CEO of the company that is their biggest customer.

2013-05-09
A customer asks Dilbert if she can check her e-mail. He says no, so she goes to the ladies room.

2013-05-10
Employees are upset because telecommuting is cancelled. The CEO is happy because they're no longer talking about his pay package.

2013-05-11
The Boss wants to listen to Alice's problems. She unloads on him.

2013-05-12
An interviewee says hos has ADHD and dyslexia and is bipolar and schizophrenic, all conditions that correspond to increased creativity.

2013-05-13
Wally gives the Boss a necklace computer that can deliver shocks.

2013-05-14
The CEO is reading a book about what makes a good leader.

2013-05-15
Dilbert researched all the books on the topic of leadership. The secret is sociopathic tendencies plus luck.

2013-05-16
Dilbert complains to the Boss about a co-worker, but wants his name kept out of it.

2013-05-17
Alice returns to her cubicle to find someone has left a document on her chair. Again.

2013-05-18
Dilbert asks the Boss to stop micromanaging him.

2013-05-19
The Boss introduces gamifications for staff performance, where employees can win badges and ribbons.

2013-05-20
Wally starts double-mugging coffee because that's the secret to success.

2013-05-21
The CEO says the secret to success is hiring good people. Dilbert says that's the first time he's heard he's good.

2013-05-22
The Boss wants ideas on how to improve corporate culture. Alice says to stop micromanaging who hides whenever someone needs a decision.

2013-05-23
The Boss gives Dilbert an overqualified yet incompetent guy to help on his project.

2013-05-24
An incompetent guy brags he has a Ph.D. so he has to be taken seriously.

2013-05-25
The CEO says the secret is to hire the right employees. He can't explain how to select the right ones.

2013-05-26
Wally shows off his robot that makes medical diagnoses. It scans the Boss and says "Dead Man Walking."

2013-05-27
Carol send a link to the Boss about people who dress in animal costumes, called the furry lifestyle.

2013-05-28
Asok is afraid to ask Alice her opinion of his plan.

2013-05-29
The Boss says he will mentor Asok and Asok will be just like the Boss someday. Asok panics.

2013-05-30
The ex-CEO got an unusually generous severance package, including a giant robotic flea to suck company assets.

2013-05-31
Dilbert describes his idea for a start-up. Dogbert says the idea is terrible.