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2012-06-01
The feng shui consultant is not available so Dilbert brings in an astrologer instead.

2012-06-02
Alice puts on her idea-shredding gloves for Dilbert's idea.

2012-06-03
Wally describes his career plan -- to do nothing that can be measured while appearing valuable.

2012-06-04
Dilbert wants to know how his assignment fits in the big picture. The Boss doesn't want to motivate him.

2012-06-05
Dilbert decides to be more vocal about his accomplishments.

2012-06-06
Dilbert gives heavy-handed advice to Tina about editing her document.

2012-06-07
The Boss asks Dilbert to stop telling Tina how to do her job.

2012-06-08
Tina asks Dilbert for a contribution for Scott's birthday present. Dilbert decides what Scott is worth.

2012-06-09
The parking lot is far away from the office by design, Catbert says, to remove temptation to run personal errands during the day.

2012-06-10
Dilbert requests training to get a new technology certification. The Boss refuses saying Dilbert will use the certification to get a better job.

2012-06-11
Dilbert wears headphones when in his cubicle to discourage people from talking with him.

2012-06-12
The Boss does not enjoy it when people appear to enjoy working.

2012-06-13
The Boss asks Dilbert what feedback have people given about Dilbert's idea.

2012-06-14
A co-worker asks Dilbert about an e-mail. Dilbert says everything in the e-mail was a bad idea but didn't want to explain why as it would take too long.

2012-06-15
The Boss asks Wally to go to Elbonia. Wally is excited because lots of things are legal in Elbonia that aren't legal where he is.

2012-06-16
Wally visits Elbonia and wants to enjoy some local debauchery.

2012-06-17
Dilbert programs the Boss's speed dial on his desk phone to always call the Boss's cell phone.

2012-06-18
Wally returns from Elbonia and tells the Boss about his visit to a sacred shrine.

2012-06-19
An Elbonian tells Dogbert about their missile program and a recent test that damaged an orphanage.

2012-06-20
Dilbert outlines a plan to move an asteroid into the moon's orbit and mine it for precious metals. The Boss wants to know why this can't be done in Afghanistan.

2012-06-21
Catbert wants to have all employees as holograms, and move the employees to the cloud.

2012-06-22
The Boss asks Dilbert to do a cost analysis for consolidating the data centres. The Boss says to recommend it's a good investment no matter what the data says.

2012-06-23
Dilbert finishes the fraudulent analysis the Boss requested to support the decision he already made, even though it goes against everything the company expects.

2012-06-24
A co-worker brags to Dilbert about her children so Dilbert gets Topper to respond to her.

2012-06-25
Ted says he'll get the information Dilbert requested, but Dilbert thinks he's unreliable and will schedule followups.

2012-06-26
Dogbert gives the Boss a sample of the magic dust Apple puts on all their consumer products to create lust for their products.

2012-06-27
Dogbert's retirement planning service recommends hoping for a nearsighted billionaire to hunt the client on his private island.

2012-06-28
Dogbert's retirement investor service recommends a fee of 10 percent of clients' portfolio per year.

2012-06-29
The company lawyer says the new product infringes too many patents and recommends everyone become farmers.

2012-06-30
Dogbert offers his services as a patent troll, to sue other companies that are suing back.