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2012-03-01
Wally relates the latest bad news to a co-worker who doesn't listen to news.

2012-03-02
The CEO wants to start fracking under their competitor's headquarters. The plan is to pollute their water and generate earthquakes.

2012-03-03
Wally says his contributions can't be measured by the number of hours he works. He also has a great idea.

2012-03-04
Dilbert shows off the latest robot prototype, and gives it a shove to demonstrate its balance. The robot thinks Dilbert is being a jerk.

2012-03-05
A salesman approaches Dilbert to pretend to be helpful. Dilbert pretends to listen.

2012-03-06
The lawyer says Dilbert shouldn't listen to product ideas from strangers. They could be insane lawsuit monkeys.

2012-03-07
The Boss asks Dilbert to talk with Allen. Dilbert says he'll need an exit strategy as Allen is a serial talker.

2012-03-08
The Boss asks Wally to manage the Elbonian contract programmers. He'll need to work nights because of the time difference.

2012-03-09
Dilbert gets two good prospects from an online dating site. One is addicted to Facebook and the other to pain relievers.

2012-03-10
Dilbert's date says she likes men who are confident in any situation.

2012-03-11
The Boss asks a co-worker if she received the e-mail he texted her.

2012-03-12
A co-worker notices all engineers are squirming when he talks and wonders if they were ordered to.

2012-03-13
Dilbert ponders the possibility there are many universes and wonders if there's a version of himself who loves his job.

2012-03-14
The CEO cancels all new product development and will use the capital for a stock buy-back.

2012-03-15
Carol gets a bad case of piranha flu. She sneezes out piranhas.

2012-03-16
Productivity is low because of an eight-year-old boy named Traylor. He brings home all viruses and germs and gives them to his mom.

2012-03-17
The Boss says the company opposes the new internet law because it would be bad for business.

2012-03-18
Dilbert, with a plant on his head says he's being creative, as women prefer creative types for short-term relationships.

2012-03-19
Wally asks Dilbert if he feels the need to make conversation. Dilbert doesn't mind standing next to Wally.

2012-03-20
Dilbert says his phone is like a time machine. He plays with the phone to fast-forward through the boring bits of his life.

2012-03-21
The Boss doesn't understand the technology plan so won't sign off on it. Dilbert says he wouldn't understand any tech plan.

2012-03-22
Dilbert recommends plan B to the Boss, since his research on the Internet shows that. The Boss rolls his eyes.

2012-03-23
Since his old nemesis retired, Dilbert asks a co-worker to be his new nemesis.

2012-03-24
Dilbert tells Wally and Asok he has a new nemesis, since his old one retired.

2012-03-25
Dilbert says it's time to upgrade the rest of their servers. A co-worker says there's no need to upgrade the servers that were upgraded last week.

2012-03-26
A competitor buys ten million copies of our company's software, in order to give it away and entice purchases of their own software.

2012-03-27
Wally fantasizes about running a start-up to escape the mental prison of his job.

2012-03-28
Wally demands a raise, or else he'll get married and have children. That would increase benefit expenses and distract him from work.

2012-03-29
Dilbert tells Tina her page layout is ugly. She says it's not her fault. She works in an ugly cubicle surrounded by ugly people.

2012-03-30
Carol notices a problem in the company's bereavement policy. If she feeds her husband unhealthy food and he dies, she'll get three days off.

2012-03-31
Dilbert shows his mom an app he will sell. She says she's seen many like it already, some of which are free.