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2012-02-01
The Boss asks Alice to do a task by the end of the day. She responds by using magic to wish the work to be finished.

2012-02-02
Wally is late. He says it's freezing and the roads are all ice. He had six cups of coffee and sat in traffic for two hours.

2012-02-03
Wally believes they should throw future generations under the bus and do as little work as possible.

2012-02-04
A coworker says Alice should look at his diagram as it could solve her problem. Alice says he's a genius.

2012-02-05
Dilbert and the Boss return from a restaurant. Dilbert says he plans to return there someday for lunch, instead of the work he just did there.

2012-02-06
The company's e-mail servers have been moved to Transylbonia, despite the rumours everyone there are data vampires.

2012-02-07
Ever since the e-mail servers were moved to Transylbonia, Dilbert's inbox has contained nothing but vowels.

2012-02-08
The Boss announces the company is leaving their low-margin lines of business and going into new fields, like a start-up.

2012-02-09
The Boss tells Dilbert they need to act more like a start-up. Does this mean Dilbert can wear whatever clothes he wants, work at home and have lots of equity in the company?

2012-02-10
Tina says she wants to get married someday because married people are happy. Dilbert responds no one wants to marry an unhappy person.

2012-02-11
The Boss complains about Dilbert being arrogant in meetings. Dilbert wants to keep simpletons from ruining the world.

2012-02-12
The tech support person doesn't want to help Dilbert because he's evaluated only by the number of tickets closed. "Son of a beach ball."

2012-02-13
Dilbert invents a hat to control computers with his thoughts. The computer on the Boss's desk shows Dilbert's wishes.

2012-02-14
Dilbert causes Topper's phone to explode by using his brain reader invention.

2012-02-15
A co-worker said he golfed at Pebble Beach. Dilbert replied he played that course on his Xbox.

2012-02-16
Dilbert does not want to date a woman because her home Internet access is slow.

2012-02-17
The Boss hires a weasel for search engine optimisation, to artificially increase the rankings for their company in search engines.

2012-02-18
A CEO tries to demonstrate their tablet computer is indestructible and smashed it on the floor.

2012-02-19
The Boss wants to start charging customers for features they currently get for free. Wally wonders how the reasoning process went.

2012-02-20
The CEO thanks the Boss for collecting bottle caps, and thanks Dilbert for discovering the bottle cap thing was a hoax.

2012-02-21
Dilbert found the Higgs Boson particle, which immediately tells Dilbert to build an ark.

2012-02-22
A co-worker complains Wally never answers her call. Wally says his cell phone battery is dead.

2012-02-23
The Boss wants to build something bigger than a phone but smaller than a tablet.

2012-02-24
Wally introduces Sven, their biggest customer from Elbonia. The Boss needs to kiss his mitten.

2012-02-25
Dilbert's PowerPoint slides have data for intelligent people and manipulative anecdotes for the morons.

2012-02-26
Dilbert tries to talk with Alice many times but she can't fit him in.

2012-02-27
The Boss has wine at lunch and decides to tweet. Bad decision.

2012-02-28
Wally's goal is to eliminate all direct human contact, and designs a suite of Internet collaboration tools.

2012-02-29
Wally prefers to collaborate online, where the risk of being slapped is low.