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2011-08-01
Dogbert is to chair a data security standards group, to redefine security procedures to be inconvenient.

2011-08-02
Dogbert starts a vendor standards group to create mutually exclusive preferences.

2011-08-03
Asok teases Dilbert about using a "grandpa box", while younger people use phones and tablets.

2011-08-04
Pete has an urge to disagree with Dilbert, even though everything Dilbert said was correct.

2011-08-05
Everything Pete says is creepy and the Boss is receiving complaints.

2011-08-06
Dogbert leads a meeting for the society for the preservation of evil ideas.

2011-08-07
Dogbert, PR guy, is to persuade the media to write negative stories about the company's competitors.

2011-08-08
The Boss wants to communicate less with other departments. The more they know about Engineering, the more they criticise.

2011-08-09
A co-worker talked non-stop through the meeting so they accomplished nothing.

2011-08-10
Alice judges the quality of a co-worker's business case by his bad haircut and poor font choice.

2011-08-11
Dogbert says crimes are victimless when you're a sociopath. He offers to split the profit if the CEO provides insider information.

2011-08-12
Dogbert offers Dilbert a job to pretend he has written a superior stock trading algorithm, while Dogbert uses insider information to get rich.

2011-08-13
The Boss says they must embrace failures and learn from them. Alice says that's dumb.

2011-08-14
Dilbert asks to work at home some days. The Boss says Dilbert is really part of a science experiment to see how much frustration it takes to kill employees.

2011-08-15
Dilbert tells Alice about a co-worker who doesn't have a clue how software works. The co-worker overhears this.

2011-08-16
The Boss says anyone who disagrees with him is an ignorant nuisance and then asks for comments.

2011-08-17
The Boss uses intuition to select an option, despite what the data says.

2011-08-18
A co-worker schedules input from Dilbert. Dilbert is scheduled to finish two weeks before he starts.

2011-08-19
A co-worker and Dilbert discuss the e-mail the co-worker sent about Dilbert's plan.

2011-08-20
The Boss asks an interviewee to describe his biggest mistake and what he learned from it. He says he chewed a couch into tiny pieces and left them at Starbucks.

2011-08-21
Dilbert's phone rings and it's after 4 PM. He fears a problem will keep him at work all night.

2011-08-22
A new software vendor arrives and tries to form a relationship with Dilbert.

2011-08-23
Dilbert thinks the new vendor is creepy for wanting to form a relationship. Wally says it might not be so bad.

2011-08-24
The Boss offers to join Dilbert at a meeting with a customer. Dilbert worries about that.

2011-08-25
During a meeting with a customer, the Boss contradicts Dilbert and says they can easily make the requested changes.

2011-08-26
The Boss impatiently asks Dilbert to print the same report he printed for the Boss yesterday.

2011-08-27
The ambassador of trees visits Dilbert and accuses him of crimes against wood for excessive printing and copying.

2011-08-28
The Boss asks for honest feedback on his plan. The engineers aren't sure how to react and wonder if honesty is the best choice.

2011-08-29
Dilbert wonders why his great idea doesn't sound so good when puts it in e-mail. Bad decision 1 follows.

2011-08-30
A co-worker calls Dilbert's e-mail arrogant and stupid. Dilbert reacts badly which leads to bad decisions 2 and 3.

2011-08-31
Dilbert wonders why people get mad at him when he points out how dumb they are. He just wants to be helpful.