A co-worker gloats to Dilbert about how he predicted six months ago Dilbert was wrong.
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The CEO believes the company can double revenue by increasing absenteeism.
A co-worker wonders if Dilbert is racist because he compared restrooms to outsourcing.
Tina includes too much information in the press release about why the VP of engineering is leaving for personal reasons.
The Boss reads e-mail while the engineers give their status reports.
The Boss tells Dilbert he will read the document and give comments. Dilbert doesn't believe him.
A financials guy shows his spreadsheet which is complicated and probably riddled with errors.
Dilbert shows Dogbert his new shoulder holder for his phone.
Wally renamed all the Unix servers to make them easier to remember. He didn't write down any of the new names.
The Boss tells Alice she's doing a great job. Alice doesn't trust him.
Asok considers he only has mind-numbing tasks to work on.
Dilbert didn't ask the lab if they could carry out the tests on the prototype. The Boss says he should have.
Asok feels unfulfilled at his job and wonders if the feeling ever goes away.
A co-worker says Dilbert's idea will never work. Dilbert thinks the co-worker is too dumb to understand the idea.
Dilbert tries to say something at a meeting but can't interrupt.
The Boss wonders if Wally has done anything to address the overlap of his project with Ted's project.
Wally notices inefficiencies in another department so forms a kaizen team to find solutions.
Asok wonders if he should become indispensible so he won't be fired. Wally says no.
Dilbert wants to talk to the Boss. The Boss says they can talk while he walks to a meeting.
Dilbert asks Wally if he would quit working if he won the lottery.
The Boss asks Dilbert to get approval from the cloud. The cloud was once called matrix management.
Dilbert can't get the divisions' buy-in for his project because the CEO hasn't approved it. He can't get the CEO to approve it until all divisions buy-in.
Dilbert is to use "black hat" methods to improve the ranking of their website on search engines.
Dilbert reports Google found out they used fake links to their website to boost their search rank.
The Boss and Catbert practice saying employee satisfaction is at an all-time low while unemployment is high.
Darryl turned feral because he wasn't invited to meetings.
The CEO doubles the number of managers in each group to give clarity on the company's direction.
Alice complains she can't get anything done this time of year because useful people are on vacation.
Carol asks Dilbert to recommend a new phone for her.
Carol shows Alice her new smartphone.