The Boss shows off a picture of his new boat. No one is interested.
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Dilbert says his brain isn't at peak efficiency so probably should go home to avoid making expensive mistakes.
Mordac makes nicknames for Ted based on which website he visits.
The only profitable line of business is intentional billing errors.
Dilbert congratulates the Boss for solving every important problem in the world before implementing desk standardisation policies.
Wally thinks about becoming a useful member of society to enjoy admiration and respect.
Bob says he needs a signed original contract to process Dilbert's order.
The Boss doesn't want to hear about the awesome new features Dilbert designed for their product.
Dogbert creates an advanced health care directive for Dilbert that basically says Dogbert should kill him.
The marketing department has rebranded all the 4g mobile products as 8g.
Wally creates a script to delete any new content added to the website instead of creating a paywall.
Dilbert asks his doctor for a pill to make it easier to listen to whiny idiots.
Dilbert's project plan assumes everyone involved will waste a week. The Boss says that's stupid.
Dogbert updates Dilbert's estate plan to make it easier for Dogbert to kill Dilbert and inherit his stuff.
A waiter asks Dilbert to fill out a customer survey; Dilbert doesn't want to do it on a date.
xxxxx The Boss asks if he remembered to tell Dilbert the programs specs had changed before he finished coding.
The production phase starts before the end of the test phase. Marketing is feeling confident.
Dilbert wants to be an idiot so he can feel happy.
The Boss spies on printers so he can see what his minions are working on.
The Boss tells Catbert he's so out of touch with technology he no longer understands what his employees say.
Dilbert tells a co-worker who was late for a meeting they started without him. He wasn't important enough to wait.
The Boss doesn't like what the company lawyer has to say so asks Dilbert to research the issue more.
The Boss asks Mordac to relax the firewall because he's not getting the coupons by e-mail he signed up for.
Dilbert tells the Boss bad stuff is getting through the firewall.
Dilbert's date now compares men to her smartphone instead of to her ex-boyfriend.
Dilbert the instructor teaches the group how to work independently by falling backwards.
The Boss tells Dilbert his employee locator device, the smartphone, isn't turned on.
The Boss tells the CEO hackers got through the firewall. The CEO launches his escape pod.
The Boss gives an award to Dilbert for fixing the HTML. Dilbert says he didn't do it.
Wally tells the Boss he can't work with a Boss who doesn't trust him to work independently.
The Boss says the company is considering moving from cubicles to an open workspace environment. Dilbert complains about the extra distractions.