Dilbert describes to his analyst how he held a virtual meeting using the cloud.
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Dilbert makes up random numbers in a spreadsheet because he couldn't understand what the co-worker wanted.
Dogbert interviews a CEO. He asks whether employees are smart enough to set their own direction.
The Boss gets his brain overloaded and freezes in place just when the engineers need a decision from him.
Alice takes the Boss to a taxidermist to get him stuffed. He had been immobilised by data overload.
Alice tells the engineers the Boss has been stuffed by a taxidermist.
The CEO wants the engineering department to do a presentation at the next management retreat because all their projects have been finishing early.
Police complain the Boss has been stunned by data overload, stuffed and is being used as a hand puppet.
To cover their act of stuffing the Boss, Alice retrieves another Boss from a parallel universe.
Ted reaches his theoretical workload limit. Dilbert explains it happens when you start missing deadlines.
Dogbert recommends a product that creates the illusion of being friends with ghosts.
Dogbert creates a social network so people can be friends with ghosts.
Dilbert describes how their products appeal only to people who aren't good at comparison shopping.
The CEO wants to add seven more layers of management between him and the Boss.
The new layers of management below the CEO are VP, AVP, director, dolphin, inanimate substance and chalky substance.
A co-worker shows Dilbert a gizmo he made in his spare time.
The Boss tries to explain the difference between offshoring and bestshoring.
The Boss comes across some low-hanging fruit and can't get it.
The Boss asks about Stan who requested budget for testing handset radiation.
Dilbert is confused about the different time in Elbonia where it's 75 hears in the future.
Dilbert asks to have Carol to schedule some meetings. The Boss calls her useless.
Dilbert asks Asok to schedule some meetings because he's an intern and his time has very little value.
The new file naming convention includes the hat size of the nearest squirrel and temperature at the airport.
Dilbert sees a new guy at the meeting and wants to know how important he is.
Topper says he provides more vitamins and minerals than the sun.
The Boss says the company will no longer pay for radiation dosimeters. The engineers revolt.
Dilbert starts a task force to eliminate redundancies in internal processes.
Dogbert runs a password recovery service.
Dogbert's password recovery service is so complicated Floyd jumps off the planet.
Dogbert researches how long it takes for customers to give up waiting on hold for technical support.