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2011-03-01
The Boss says the government wants the company to get rid of radioactive waste. He also gives away motivational paperweights.

2011-03-02
Wally asks if he should manage issues or align organisational activities with shareholder expectations.

2011-03-03
The Boss shows Ted an app that whines and begs not to be fired.

2011-03-04
Alice and Dilbert bring large barf bags to the consumer electronics show.

2011-03-05
A booth babe at the trade show wants to know if Dilbert is interested in the product or is just trying to chat her up.

2011-03-06
The Boss asks Dilbert to be more proactive. Dilbert says the Boss always asks Dilbert to do things he already planned.

2011-03-07
Dilbert returned from the trade show and looks smaller because it was so huge it made him feel small.

2011-03-08
Wally considered getting an earring to appear more fascinating.

2011-03-09
Dilbert asks the Boss to be open-minded about his idea. The Boss dreads the worst.

2011-03-10
A co-worker keeps closing the blinds because of screen glare.

2011-03-11
Dogbert says meetings go faster if people don't sit.

2011-03-12
Wally is too busy working on a social network strategy for their global supply chain.

2011-03-13
The Boss can't sign off on a plan that's too expensive even though doing nothing will cost twice as much.

2011-03-14
Wally e-mails the CEO with a terrific-sounding idea and so gets the entire budget.

2011-03-15
Topper dismisses Dilbert's idea and insults him at the same time.

2011-03-16
Scientists say exercise makes the brain work better. The Boss hasn't exercised since the eighties.

2011-03-17
Tina complains visiting a friend will be too expensive. Dilbert suggests offering money to the friend instead.

2011-03-18
Wally explains he had trouble with his ear so couldn't return a co-worker's phone calls.

2011-03-19
Alice is excited when the Boss asks her to fill in for him. She wants to belittle her new subordinates.

2011-03-20
Wally shows Asok how to get numbers that probably don't exist. They're the same as random numbers.

2011-03-21
Alice leads a meeting in the Boss's place. She brags she's better than everyone else.

2011-03-22
Carol doesn't bend to Alice just because she's filling in for the Boss. Alice is not happy.

2011-03-23
Catbert says the phrase "work-life balance" isn't in use any more because it implies life is just as important as work.

2011-03-24
Dilbert spent the week writing a test script for their product. Wally wrote a test script to test Dilbert's test script.

2011-03-25
The Boss wants the engineers to list all their mistakes from the last year, so they can learn from their mistakes. By coincidence, it's just before annual review time.

2011-03-26
Asok describes his schooling for the employee profiles. He has lots of training.

2011-03-27
A co-worker asks Wally to review a report for engineering issues. Wally says the request is too vague.

2011-03-28
Asok engages both sides of his brain like a dual-core processor to answer a question faster.

2011-03-29
Dogbert writes fake press releases for imaginary new green energy technologies.

2011-03-30
Dogbert prepares for a press conference on his cold fusion breakthrough. All he did was plug a light bulb into a jar.

2011-03-31
Dogbert answers criticisms at his press conference about cold fusion.