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2010-02-01
The Boss hires Ratbert to make the employees feel better about not being as bad off as Ratbert.

2010-02-02
The CEO invites the employees to visit his winery and purchase wine at near-retail prices.

2010-02-03
Carol mistakenly put the Boss's name as the fired employee instead of Ted. Now his access has been cut off and his phone is shut off.

2010-02-04
The Boss is a fugitive and asks Wally for help to hide so security can't find him.

2010-02-05
Asok suggests the Boss hide in the ductwork while he is a fugitive from security.

2010-02-06
The Boss is stuck in the ductwork because he's hiding after his security access is mistakenly revoked.

2010-02-07
A project leader asks the Boss for an engineer to help on his project. The Boss shows him the choices and none are good.

2010-02-08
The Boss is stuck in the ductwork and is presumed dead. The engineers want to propel his carcass into the stratosphere.

2010-02-09
The engineers build a machine to get the Boss's body out of the ductwork. Then they hear his voice.

2010-02-10
The Boss is propelled out off the ductwork and through the roof.

2010-02-11
The Boss is in the hospital after being propelled out of the ductwork.

2010-02-12
The Boss is dead and ends up in Helven, the outsourced version of heaven and hell.

2010-02-13
The engineers want to drive a stake into the Boss's body to make sure he's dead.

2010-02-14
Marketing has asked the engineers to make their products more robust. The engineers want to argue about what that means.

2010-02-15
The Boss returns to work after being dead for a week. He brought back a consultant from the afterlife.

2010-02-16
The Boss's consultant from the afterlife is called Helen Fry -- as in "go to Helen Fry".

2010-02-17
Asok visits the company's ombudsman to resolve a dispute with management. The ombudsman takes Asok's soul.

2010-02-18
After losing his soul, Asok asks for a transfer to marketing where that would be an advantage.

2010-02-19
Asok with no soul discusses how to improve their Google search with keywords, inbound links and a ritual sacrifice.

2010-02-20
The Garbageman helps Asok to get his soul back.

2010-02-21
A co-worker asks Dilbert for a rough cost estimate. Dilbert says he doesn't trust him with preliminary numbers.

2010-02-22
The leader of Project Emu prefers to slowly read each powerpoint slide instead of just e-mailing the deck around.

2010-02-23
The Boss asks Dilbert for something by the end of the day. Dilbert believes it will then sit in the Boss's inbox for a week.

2010-02-24
Alice complains the savings from her project was added to Ted's failing project.

2010-02-25
The Boss introduces the new account manager. His job is to solve problems that would bore an ordinary person to death.

2010-02-26
A co-worker wants load calculations from Wally by Tuesday. He asks to be reminded on Monday.

2010-02-27
The Boss asks Dilbert to take over the project of someone who quit without leaving any documentation.

2010-02-28
Dilbert describes his accomplishments for the week. He confuses his fantasy life with his real job.