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2009-11-01
Dilbert asks a DBA to make some simple changes to the database, then Dilbert comes up with reasons why the DBA will refuse.

2009-11-02
A co-worker explains the side effect of his prescriptions -- drowsiness and phantom-hand syndrome.

2009-11-03
A doctor gives Dilbert a prescription because the pharmaceutical rep is smoking hot.

2009-11-04
Dilbert explains to his date he got his wings from a drug side effect. But he can take her on a moonlight flight.

2009-11-05
Catbert wants to kill Dilbert because Dilbert grew wings.

2009-11-06
The doctor gives Dilbert more pills to get rid of his wings.

2009-11-07
Dilbert asks others in the meeting to ignore his wings and halo, then lies about project delivery.

2009-11-08
A co-worker hijacks a conversation by telling irrelevant stories.

2009-11-09
Dilbert complains his house value has fallen. Topper brags he paid money for Elbonians to take his house.

2009-11-10
Dilbert says there's no use to negotiate a contract because it would be obsolete before completion.

2009-11-11
The Boss's age group has destroyed hopes for Asok's generation, Asok complains.

2009-11-12
Wally suddenly starts caring about the quality of his work, but soon fixes that.
Note: This strip is #8 on Scott's list of 10 favourite strips.

2009-11-13
The Boss says others must pick up the slack when Wally doesn't pull his weight.

2009-11-14
A prospective employee says he has a large family and will potentially have to spend lots of time at funerals, graduations and weddings.

2009-11-15
Dilbert meets a customer but won't shake hands because of fears of diseases.

2009-11-16
Ted asks for training to keep up with technology trends and the Boss uses that as an excuse to fire him.

2009-11-17
Dogbert the CEO says the company will do Internet news by summarising other sites and provide links.

2009-11-18
The Boss asks Dilbert to implement cloud computing so he can talk about it at the executive meeting.

2009-11-19
Mordac says cloud computing is no good because data is not safe.

2009-11-20
Dogbert the CEO gives Floyd the janitor a C-level title.

2009-11-21
Dogbert the CEO gives out a C-level title to the head of Human Resources.

2009-11-22
Dilbert says because there are no raises or layoffs this year, he can be more rude to the Boss.

2009-11-23
A vendor rep says their hidden costs are better than any competitor.

2009-11-24
Dogbert starts to use Twitter because everything that pops into his head is fascinating.

2009-11-25
The Boss wants employees engagement, but doesn't know what that means except for working harder for the same pay.

2009-11-26
The Boss wants Carol to feel emotionally invested in the company. Carol says her only emotion is anger.

2009-11-27
Dilbert complains to a co-worker he didn't understand anything she said and he wasn't allowed to ask questions.

2009-11-28
Ted's security background check came in. The Boss is to beat him to death with a binder.

2009-11-29
Dilbert's new project manager will either come down on him for doing a bad job or feel threatened by him for doing a good job.

2009-11-30
Wally tells the Boss he will be going to work for the director of the top secret research group.