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2009-08-01
Catbert outlines the career choice for a downsized person.

2009-08-02
The Boss wants the engineers to put together a teamwork award but there's no incentive to do a good job.

2009-08-03
Dilbert is worried he does too much multitasking.

2009-08-04
Dilbert is not to answer questions directly but through the sales reps.

2009-08-05
A customer wants to ask Dilbert a question but he's not allowed to answer.

2009-08-06
Dilbert wasn't supposed to tell a customer he's not allowed to talk to customers.

2009-08-07
Asok learns preemptive guilt from Wally.

2009-08-08
Wally shows Asok about fake eagerness combined with a hint of likely failure.

2009-08-09
The new data centre is ready except there's not enough power.

2009-08-10
Wally complains it takes five people to approve any action and most of them are on vacation.

2009-08-11
Dilbert's job is to provide information needed to make the right decision.

2009-08-12
Wally asks if he should do shoddy or do nothing.

2009-08-13
A salesman gives Dilbert a quote but Dilbert knows he is intentionally underestimating.

2009-08-14
A salesman can't demo the unit Dilbert wants to see so he shows pictures of other models.

2009-08-15
Dogbert wants to go skiing in Denver using the company jet.

2009-08-16
Wally tells the Boss Ted has been stealing things from the Boss.

2009-08-17
The Boss forgets what it's like to be one of the little people.

2009-08-18
The Boss describes a cheaper package delivery service -- tranquilise people and hide the parcel under their hats.

2009-08-19
The Boss has new software for performance reviews.

2009-08-20
The Boss asks Dilbert to keep some information confidential.

2009-08-21
Dogbert says the company is getting into financial services.

2009-08-22
The financial services start with ten mutual funds with stocks chosen at random.

2009-08-23
Dilbert puts together a needlessly complicated presentation.

2009-08-24
Wally tells how he installed new productivity software and interface it to the time reporting system.

2009-08-25
Productivity software keeps crashing Wally's computer.

2009-08-26
The Boss asks Dilbert to become better at anticipating problems.

2009-08-27
The Boss tells inane stories to a customer.

2009-08-28
Dilbert's date judges potential mates by their cell phone apps.

2009-08-29
Asok is to rummage through the Boss's desk to find something to do.

2009-08-30
The Boss wants to know if the new software will pose a risk to the payroll data.

2009-08-31
The Boss asks Dilbert to attend a three day meeting in Elbonia.