Catbert outlines the career choice for a downsized person.
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The Boss wants the engineers to put together a teamwork award but there's no incentive to do a good job.
Dilbert is worried he does too much multitasking.
Dilbert is not to answer questions directly but through the sales reps.
A customer wants to ask Dilbert a question but he's not allowed to answer.
Dilbert wasn't supposed to tell a customer he's not allowed to talk to customers.
Asok learns preemptive guilt from Wally.
Wally shows Asok about fake eagerness combined with a hint of likely failure.
The new data centre is ready except there's not enough power.
Wally complains it takes five people to approve any action and most of them are on vacation.
Dilbert's job is to provide information needed to make the right decision.
Wally asks if he should do shoddy or do nothing.
A salesman gives Dilbert a quote but Dilbert knows he is intentionally underestimating.
A salesman can't demo the unit Dilbert wants to see so he shows pictures of other models.
Dogbert wants to go skiing in Denver using the company jet.
Wally tells the Boss Ted has been stealing things from the Boss.
The Boss forgets what it's like to be one of the little people.
The Boss describes a cheaper package delivery service -- tranquilise people and hide the parcel under their hats.
The Boss has new software for performance reviews.
The Boss asks Dilbert to keep some information confidential.
Dogbert says the company is getting into financial services.
The financial services start with ten mutual funds with stocks chosen at random.
Dilbert puts together a needlessly complicated presentation.
Wally tells how he installed new productivity software and interface it to the time reporting system.
Productivity software keeps crashing Wally's computer.
The Boss asks Dilbert to become better at anticipating problems.
The Boss tells inane stories to a customer.
Dilbert's date judges potential mates by their cell phone apps.
Asok is to rummage through the Boss's desk to find something to do.
The Boss wants to know if the new software will pose a risk to the payroll data.
The Boss asks Dilbert to attend a three day meeting in Elbonia.