Dilbert tells the Boss beta testing shows the product causes despondency and self-mutilation.
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Marketing questions why they market a product that causes despondency and self-mutilation.
The military wants to use the company's unsafe product. Now they have to foment war to sell their product.
Elbonians plot revenge against the imperialists for punching a hole in a hat.
The Boss raises lots of issues so Dilbert won't worry about not getting a raise.
Dogbert says the company will build a factory in every state to get pork projects from politicians.
The Boss announces a new government contract and having to follow government procurement rules.
Catbert advises Wally to clench sphincters so his soul doesn't escape.
Dilbert can't get a bonus because another division had huge losses.
Asok's only hope for promotion is if a senior engineer dies.
Asok tries to encourage an older engineer to retire.
The Boss asks Dilbert to compile a list of software in the company.
The company has replaced styrofoam cups with paper cups.
Dilbert wonders how replacing styrofoam cups with paper cups will help the planet.
Tina wants to chronicle the Boss's rise to management for the company newsletter.
Tina asks the Boss how he rose to being an overpaid speed bump.
Asok asks to use an old laptop no one else is using. Mordac refuses.
The Boss asks Dilbert to do product testing. Dilbert complains he has no time.
Dilbert rejected the suggestions the Boss had for his presentation.
Catbert sends Dilbert to an anger management class for his outburst against the Boss.
Dilbert attends Eddy's school of anger management.
The Boss asks for the user interface be totally idiot-proof.
The Boss has been asked to cut the fat. Wally says fat is a symptom of bad management.
Dilbert complains his calendar has been filled by co-workers. He is a failure puppet.
Tina will answer a customer complaint. The customer is always an idiot.
The Boss asks Dilbert for a budget for the next project. Dilbert says "whatever will get approved."
Tina asks Dilbert to review her response to a customer complaint.
Dogbert prepares for retirement by firing the research and development group.
An foodie with a huge forehead joins Dilbert's project.
A foodie enjoys his french fries until Alice punches him.
The old policy was to have fired people escorted out. That takes too much time, Catbert says.