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2009-07-01
Dilbert tells the Boss beta testing shows the product causes despondency and self-mutilation.

2009-07-02
Marketing questions why they market a product that causes despondency and self-mutilation.

2009-07-03
The military wants to use the company's unsafe product. Now they have to foment war to sell their product.

2009-07-04
Elbonians plot revenge against the imperialists for punching a hole in a hat.

2009-07-05
The Boss raises lots of issues so Dilbert won't worry about not getting a raise.

2009-07-06
Dogbert says the company will build a factory in every state to get pork projects from politicians.

2009-07-07
The Boss announces a new government contract and having to follow government procurement rules.

2009-07-08
Catbert advises Wally to clench sphincters so his soul doesn't escape.

2009-07-09
Dilbert can't get a bonus because another division had huge losses.

2009-07-10
Asok's only hope for promotion is if a senior engineer dies.

2009-07-11
Asok tries to encourage an older engineer to retire.

2009-07-12
The Boss asks Dilbert to compile a list of software in the company.

2009-07-13
The company has replaced styrofoam cups with paper cups.

2009-07-14
Dilbert wonders how replacing styrofoam cups with paper cups will help the planet.

2009-07-15
Tina wants to chronicle the Boss's rise to management for the company newsletter.

2009-07-16
Tina asks the Boss how he rose to being an overpaid speed bump.

2009-07-17
Asok asks to use an old laptop no one else is using. Mordac refuses.

2009-07-18
The Boss asks Dilbert to do product testing. Dilbert complains he has no time.

2009-07-19
Dilbert rejected the suggestions the Boss had for his presentation.

2009-07-20
Catbert sends Dilbert to an anger management class for his outburst against the Boss.

2009-07-21
Dilbert attends Eddy's school of anger management.

2009-07-22
The Boss asks for the user interface be totally idiot-proof.

2009-07-23
The Boss has been asked to cut the fat. Wally says fat is a symptom of bad management.

2009-07-24
Dilbert complains his calendar has been filled by co-workers. He is a failure puppet.

2009-07-25
Tina will answer a customer complaint. The customer is always an idiot.

2009-07-26
The Boss asks Dilbert for a budget for the next project. Dilbert says "whatever will get approved."

2009-07-27
Tina asks Dilbert to review her response to a customer complaint.

2009-07-28
Dogbert prepares for retirement by firing the research and development group.

2009-07-29
An foodie with a huge forehead joins Dilbert's project.

2009-07-30
A foodie enjoys his french fries until Alice punches him.

2009-07-31
The old policy was to have fired people escorted out. That takes too much time, Catbert says.