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2009-04-01
The Boss hires a temp to cover Carol while she's on vacation.

2009-04-02
An overqualified temp, filling in for Carol, describes her ambassadorship.

2009-04-03
The overqualified temp asks for more menial tasks to crush her sense of self-worth.

2009-04-04
Asok gloats to the overqualified temp he is superior.

2009-04-05
The Boss asks Dilbert to get input from the executive stakeholders and finish the project in two weeks. Impossible, says Dilbert.

2009-04-06
The Boss announces co-workers were laid off but the engineer's jobs are safe.

2009-04-07
Catbert outlines the bad choices for who to lay off.

2009-04-08
The Boss receives new motivational posters. He bought the cheapest.

2009-04-09
Wally says he enjoys being on unfunded projects.

2009-04-10
Dilbert says to a girl he is employed and does not live with his parents.

2009-04-11
A girl wonders why she's attracted to Dilbert since he's not her type.

2009-04-12
Dogbert explains to a potential investor about his new hedge fund.

2009-04-13
Catbert says it's a good time for cutting benefits and new policies since the employees are worried about losing their jobs.

2009-04-14
Asok readjusts his hopes and dreams to match the new economy.

2009-04-15
The Boss hires a new employee because he's huge and scary.

2009-04-16
The company economist forecasts the economy will collapse in 2010.

2009-04-17
The company economist says the economy will either recover or it won't.

2009-04-18
Catbert laments how being evil used to mean something. Now he gets thanked for cutting salaries.

2009-04-19
Dilbert buys a new phone then encounters Rebaterus who sets up impossible conditions for receiving the rebate.

2009-04-20
Ted fears being fired because he forgot to total the cost estimates.

2009-04-21
Elbonia will be having economic problems soon, economists say.

2009-04-22
Dogbert asks Dilbert if he feels inadequate and sad because of Dogbert's wealth.

2009-04-23
The Boss made changes to Dilbert's drawings before sending them for fabrication.

2009-04-24
Dilbert tells the manufacturers the Boss changed the specs before sending them out, and asks if they have problems with them.

2009-04-25
The flash on the company's new phone prototype is too strong and dangerous, Dilbert tells the Boss.

2009-04-26
Someone has an appointment to the the Boss,, but only gibberish names are on Carol's calendar.

2009-04-27
Dilbert thinks his reality is entirely imagined. The psychologist listens.

2009-04-28
Wally steals company electricity to power his home appliances.

2009-04-29
Alice plans to date a co-worker to save money to make up for the pay cut.

2009-04-30
Alice describes her plan to marry Dilbert in order to maintain her lifestyle.