The company is rescued by a new investor from Columbia.
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The Boss asks Carol to return conference room chairs to the conference room.
The Boss divides the bill for the employee appreciation lunch.
Asok asks if the Boss would like to hear a great idea.
The Boss brings a canary to the meeting to warn when it gets too boring.
The Boss asks everyone to be twice as smart to survive the economy.
The Boss discovers a logged-in workstation and sets out to teach the person a lesson.
Dogbert's tech support remotely controls a computer to snoop and steal.
A service person tells Dilbert he'll receive a survey about his satisfaction with the service.
The engineers hear the results of a product opinion survey from people who still have landline phones and no caller ID.
The Boss wants to put Dilbert's new computer in an empty office so visitors don't think the company is in financial trouble.
A CEO announces the company will pretend to be solvent.
Dogbert advises the company invest in diseased livestock.
Dilbert asks a co-worker, who automatically disagrees with everyone, to look at a terrible idea.
The Boss asks Dilbert to be in charge of the legacy systems.
Dilbert worries being in charge of the legacy systems will make him appear less valuable.
Dilbert, in charge of legacy systems, has to dress as a troll and his job includes scaring vendors.
Dilbert tells the Garbageman he's in charge of the legacy systems.
Dilbert is promoted to scapegoat.
The Boss asks the scapegoat to accompany him to a meeting with his boss.
Catbert hears a proposal from an HR consultant to transform human resources.
Dilbert wears his scapegoat costume on a date.
Dilbert tells his dream about wearing a goat costume to Topper.
Tina has exceeded her allocation for IT support so is reassigned to an agrarian society.
Ratbert presents his gift to Dilbert -- garbage from Dilbert's garbage can.
Carol is asked to book an executive retreat so they can figure out who will be downsized.
Carol tells Dilbert the Boss is away at an executive retreat.
Asok tries to talk with the VP of engineering, but the VP can't hear him.
The Boss complains to Carol the offsite meeting wasn't a hotel but the foyer to hell.
The Boss says he has a secret insulting nickname for everyone.
Ted is downsized. Ted insults the Boss.