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2008-08-01
Dogbert asks for all of the jury award as his payment for winning the lawsuit.

2008-08-02
Dilbert returns to his job and finds out he has a new cubicle.

2008-08-03
Ted's position is eliminated. Ted complains his performance reviews have always been good.

2008-08-04
Wally wants a raise or else he'll eat unhealthy food and avoid exercise.

2008-08-05
Catbert says wellness programs pay off eventually but aren't good in the short term.

2008-08-06
Catbert is concerned about job performance but won't supply an ergonomically correct chair.

2008-08-07
Dogbert the financial baker is asked to cook the company books.

2008-08-08
Dogbert cooks the books by assuming the pension plan will earn 15% per year.

2008-08-09
Wally said he didn't have time to install critical updates and couldn't connect his computer to the Internet without the critical updates.

2008-08-10
Dilbert is to get input from Allen, an amorphous cloud of gas.

2008-08-11
The Boss is puzzled because his smartest employees keep disagreeing with him.

2008-08-12
Alice is addicted to the online job posting system.

2008-08-13
Alice talks to s psychiatrist about her addiction to looking at online job postings.

2008-08-14
The Boss asks for a high-level view. Dilbert compares the situation like a bunch of termites eating a log.

2008-08-15
The Boss says he never has enough information to make decisions, but is a good judge of character.

2008-08-16
Dress code is relaxed to include shorts because the company uses less air conditioning to save money.

2008-08-17
The Boss treats Dilbert as an idiot and explains obvious things.

2008-08-18
The company is reevaluating their dress code that allows shorts, and covers Dilbert with a tarp.

2008-08-19
The Boss asks Dilbert to find a photogenic hobo because the company wants to improve its image.

2008-08-20
Dilbert meets with hobos to figure out to which one to give money.

2008-08-21
Charitable giving by the company sparked a hobo riot.

2008-08-22
Wally fits an entire presentation on one powerpoint slide. The entire slide is black.

2008-08-23
Dilbert reports his laptop was stolen by Elbonian spies.

2008-08-24
Asok signs up for a seminar on how to make a million dollars. The others insist it is a scam.

2008-08-25
Elbonians look through the laptop stolen from Dilbert.

2008-08-26
Wally reads a magazine about sitting. He wonders why they have an article on leaning.

2008-08-27
Wally reports he spent the week focused on ergonomics and kept his guts moist.

2008-08-28
Dilbert asks a company lawyer to turn a simple agreement into gibberish.

2008-08-29
The company lawyer finishes a contact started during the Miocene era.

2008-08-30
Alice says they should do something special for Shelly's birthday.

2008-08-31
The Boss stops Wally from leaving work early.