Catbert interviews a job applicant who meets all the impossible requirements he set out.
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Dilbert offers his opinion of a co-worker's idea -- dumber than snake mittens.
The company is like a family where the culture is based on trust and respect, but employees must agree to drug tests and searches.
Wally asks Catbert for a new title containing the word "architect."
Dilbert's date says a piano fell on her brother. Dilbert laughs.
Carol sees the department payroll report. The Boss doesn't want anyone else to see it.
Ratbert advises Dilbert to renounce his Internet addiction and live for the moment.
The Boss introduces a new team leader named Jesus, pronounced Hay-soos.
Dilbert says the online budget approval system doesn't work.
Jesus the new employee gets rid of Wally's baldness.
Jesus the new employee recruits Asok for the new project.
Wally tells the CEO Jesus the new employee wants to be CEO.
Wally taunts Jesus, the new employee, after being fired.
Jesus returns to work as a consultant after being fired.
Tina wonders why Dilbert asked a question she answered last week.
Measure twice and cut once, the Boss says. Dilbert says that doesn't apply to most situations.
Dilbert opens the floor to soul-crushing negativity after presenting his plan.
Dilbert asks the Garbageman for advice on how to regain his soul.
Dilbert tells his date how he had his soul crushed by co-workers.
Dilbert tries to help other people to regain his lost soul.
Dilbert asks Catbert if there is a company program to regain his lost soul.
Tina offers to help Dilbert regrow his head Catbert had slapped off.
Dilbert asks his doctor for a note saying he was sick.
Dilbert wants to leave a document for Carol in a place that won't get lost in the desk clutter.
Dogbert the archaeologist tries to find a budget report in Carol's cluttered desk.
Dilbert is late to a meeting, but says it's not his fault.
Dilbert tells his date his cable wasn't working last night so didn't have TV or Internet.
Dilbert lets the Boss say what the next step is so he can maintain the illusion of value.
The Boss asks Catbert if he is as predictable as Dilbert says.
Dilbert says the security audit locked all the developers out of the system. The Boss is no help.
There will be no raises because all the money was put toward a new coffee maker.