Dilbert is happy he had a great day at work. No one interrupted and he got s lot done.
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Dilbert tells Tina he came into work on New Year's day because he forgot it was a holiday.
Wally didn't have time to finish the traffic estimates because he spent all week shopping on the company's online supply ordering site.
Wally doesn't want to attend a meeting on Friday morning because it's bagel Friday.
Asok is creeped out because he heard the Boss hired a mole.
Topper says he hasn't slept in a month, died went to heaven, returned as a zombie and more.
Ratbert, employee mole, reports what the people think of the Boss -- a worthless, self-important gas bag.
Ratbert announces he is the secret mole who will report all missteps to the Boss.
Asok is worried none of his projects relate to the company's priorities.
Tina is to make it look like the budget aligns to the company's priorities.
The Boss complains Dilbert's design will never work in the real world.
Asok asks Catbert what he can do to get a raise.
Dilbert is to help Ted on his project. Dilbert wonders what's in it for him.
The Boss takes Wally out of the loop because it's too hard to keep everyone informed.
Wally's new cubicle is a giant mushroom because he's out of the loop.
Asok wants to present his project to the board of directors.
Asok wonders who will present his project to the board of directors.
The CEO presents Asok's slides to the board of directors even though he doesn't understand them.
Asok learns the CEO didn't understand the slides Asok made.
Dilbert tells Catbert he has a bad attitude because his project is failing and the Boss is no help.
Wally says he is an incubator of innovations.
Ratbert is assigned to configure the new software.
Ratbert tells Alice not to interfere while he configures the software.
Alice tells the Boss the new software is a disaster.
Wally says his new chair can be configured so many ways, it's probably configured wrong.
An Elbonian wants to be hired and will demean himself to the Boss.
Alice basks in the time between plans are made and someone thwarts them.
Alice gives the Boss an hour to make a difficult decision.
Dilbert pre-rejects a co-worker's idea.
Dogbert, financial planner, says a person could live to be 200 but most of the time will be in squalor.
Dogbert, financial planner, insults a client by saying investing is too complicated.