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2007-06-01
Rebels threaten to attack the Elbonian factory unless they get a million dollars. Dilbert negotiates.

2007-06-02
Dilbert negotiates with the Elbonian rebels so they won't attack the factory.

2007-06-03
The Boss brings Dilbert along to the CEO meeting in case of technical questions. The Boss says to be completely honest.

2007-06-04
Dilbert reaches an agreement with the Elbonian rebels. The rebels get stock instead of a ransom.

2007-06-05
The company is funding terrorists. Very indirectly and not the bad kind of terrorists.

2007-06-06
The new dress code is a thin film of oil so they can fit twenty people in a cubicle.

2007-06-07
The company has given up trying to win one of the "best places to work" awards.

2007-06-08
A co-worker turns 50 and says he never felt better.

2007-06-09
Asok can't get the necessary software to do his job so must share a computer with someone else who has it.

2007-06-10
Is Dilbert's plan consistent with the corporate strategy? He doesn't know as he's never seen the strategy.

2007-06-11
Wally mapped and gapped the requirements to consolidate everything into a program of work.

2007-06-12
The CEO makes meetings go faster by saying opinions are treason.

2007-06-13
The CEO wants everyone to be passionate for their jobs. His is working everyone like a rented mule.

2007-06-14
The Boss wrote his password on his forehead and wants Dilbert to read it.

2007-06-15
The Boss wants a productivity simulation of half the workforce is lost due to a pandemic.

2007-06-16
Everyone must charge to the appropriate project code, or lie if their project is unfunded.

2007-06-17
Dilbert is annoyed by whistling so summons Alice to handle the situation.

2007-06-18
To save the environment Dogbert gives bad career advice to get a person fired and no longer commutes.

2007-06-19
Dogbert advises to stop eating, breathing, driving, defecating and procreating. And start decomposing.

2007-06-20
Dogbert recommends slamming SUVs into hybrids to get them off the road altogether.

2007-06-21
Dogbert starts collecting methane from Wally, enough to power a small building.

2007-06-22
Asok can't get Alice's attention because he's not important.

2007-06-23
Asok's central nervous system starts to atrophy.

2007-06-24
Dilbert wants to hit himself with a hammer rather than running a paper by an attorney.

2007-06-25
A new hire has too many personal problems.

2007-06-26
Nancy is in love with a medical school cadaver.

2007-06-27
Nancy eats too much licorice and diet soda and has joined Al Qaeda.

2007-06-28
Dogbert, career counsellor, advises a client to do something he loves.

2007-06-29
Dogbert, career counsellor, says a client has no marketable talent and is unemployable.

2007-06-30
A man with a degree in flower arranging wants to be a billionaire.