Dilbert has trouble talking with the Boss because he's always busy.
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The Boss tells everyone the department will be eliminated because the CEO doesn't know what they do.
The Boss asks Asok to create some slides to describe what the department does and use a process called lying.
Wally recommends dishonesty when quantifying the benefits of the department.
Dogbert can quantify the unquantifiable.
Dogbert the quantifier recommends making absurd claims while hoping no one asks questions.
Dogbert the quantifier says an artist is worth $85.
If Dilbert invented something to give him unlimited power, Dogbert would kill him and take it.
Catbert hired two for Dilbert's project -- a mumbler and hard of hearing.
Tina says Dilbert's success diminishes her.
Alice wants comments by e-mail because Ted might change his story later.
Ted denies seeing the design but Alice shows him his comments.
Tina wants to know why engineers are paid more than technical writers.
Tina enjoys pointing out Dilbert's mistakes.
The company lawyer says it's hard to find a product name. The good ones are taken and so are the bad ones.
Dilbert spends his time planning and scheduling work, and explaining why he never has time to do actual work.
Wally sells his remaining soul to Catbert for a doughnut.
Catbert detects a glimmer of hope in Dilbert.
Catbert detects a reincarnated soul in Asok and fixes it so next time the soul can't escape his dead body.
The new product can download pictures, smells, tastes and celebrity tickling patterns.
The new product is so good people starve to death while using it, Dilbert tells his date.
Half the department will be outsourced, but the Boss can't tell anyone.
It has been a long meeting and Alice is anxious to wrap it up so prevents other issues from being raised.
Alice has a bad case of chair buttocks but can still lead a normal life.
Note: An early version of the strip shows Alice on her hands and knees on the doctor's table. There's also a closeup cropped image showing the doctor's face up Alice's butt. The published version shows Alice leaning over a table and the Doctor farther away.
A doctor shows Alice normal buttocks and compares to her box-shaped ones.
The Boss is starting a blog about the business and asks Tina to write it.
Tina's blog post for the Boss isn't witty enough, he says.
The CEO tells the Boss the Boss's blog has become an embarrassment to the company.
The Boss wants to show off a concept product, similar to concept cars from automotive companies.
Dogbert is getting Elbonians to make running shoes in Dilbert's basement.