Dilbert wants to make it to his cubicle without human contact.
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The Boss asked for a button on the interface and then doesn't remember it.
Dilbert sees an opening for an engineer in research and development.
Dogbert kicks off the project by assigning blame for its eventual failure.
Dilbert asks for permission to apply for the job in R&D. The Boss applied there too.
The Boss gives a twenty-year service award.
Dilbert tells the Boss Marketing isn't cooperating.
The Boss asks Wally what are his goals for the coming year.
Asok said he set his year's goals higher than he can achieve.
The Boss worries Dilbert set a goal to decompose in his chair.
The Boss juggles budget money around while everyone else complains.
A co-worker invades Dilbert's personal space with his non-standard facial hair.
A co-worker gets lodged in Dilbert's ear. A doctor tells how to get him out.
Employee appreciation day costs $25 apiece.
Dilbert compares his project to fifteen drunken monkeys with a jigsaw puzzle.
The Boss volunteers management help for projects. No one wants it.
The Boss offers ideas about Alice's project. She does not want them.
The new company health plan is for everyone to use Google to diagnose their own problems.
Dogbert runs public relations for the company. He tells the media their products are deadly and are being recalled.
Dogbert, PR rep, convinces media to do a story on their products.
Dogbert tells the Boss to do something that has never been done, to get free publicity.
Dogbert convinces a reporter to publish his press release.
Dogbert says his PR campaign caused their stock price to be grossly over-inflated.
The Boss finds a dead horse in the hall and starts punching it.
The Boss puts Dilbert in charge of the project but does not give a budget or assign resources or allow Dilbert to create a project plan.
There's asbestos in the ceiling but Carol doesn't need to worry.
The employees are whiny about asbestos in the ceiling and the Boss in a hazmat suit.
Asok uses his telekinesis to take care of the asbestos problem.