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2006-10-01
Alice tells the Boss their new product is the worst on the market, according to the benchmarks. He asks her to re-test.

2006-10-02
A new employee comes from a place with colourful folk sayings.

2006-10-03
The Boss tries to get a straight answer out of the employee with lots of colourful sayings.

2006-10-04
Asok can't decide about the employee with colourful sayings.

2006-10-05
The Boss calls Dogbert's tech support. Dogbert advises slamming his hand in a drawer.

2006-10-06
The Boss awards Ted a t-shirt for his work on the alpha project, then fires him. The t-shirt says "idiot."

2006-10-07
The Boss asks Catbert how to assign blame for the failure of project alpha. Catbert suggests using the plunger of blame.

2006-10-08
A reported for a business magazine interviews the Boss. He dispenses squirrel-related wisdom.

2006-10-09
Dilbert asks why he received the plunger of blame. The Boss answers "because I can."

2006-10-10
Dilbert asks the Garbageman how to get rid of the plunger of blame.

2006-10-11
Dogbert says readers have asked for the return of Loud Howard. Dogbert says that makes no sense.

2006-10-12
The Boss tells Loud Howard about an upcoming re-org and wants it kept a secret.

2006-10-13
Loud Howard spreads the secret of the upcoming re-org.

2006-10-14
Mindy demands Dilbert drops everything to make a change or else she'll spread a nasty rumour about him.

2006-10-15
Dilbert complains attractive people are on his project. Attractive people are unproductive.

2006-10-16
Dilbert tells the Boss he stayed up all night to work on Mindy's software because she threatened him.

2006-10-17
Dilbert says his life consists of moving things from one place to another. He seeks a deeper meaning.

2006-10-18
Wally says sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.

2006-10-19
Dilbert reports he finished all his projects in one day, reconfigured the network, wrote white papers and applied for patents.

2006-10-20
Because of the caffeine, Dilbert can predict the future.

2006-10-21
Because of the coffee, Dilbert can levitate objects with his mind.

2006-10-22
Catbert gets the new employee mainstreamed using their employee onboarding process.

2006-10-23
Dilbert asks a doctor if he's drinking too much coffee.

2006-10-24
The Boss asks Dilbert to cut down of coffee. Dilbert goes Darth Vader on him.

2006-10-25
The Boss gives Alice a 3% raise because she did the work of three people.

2006-10-26
Ratbert worries all his wisdom comes from bad analogies.

2006-10-27
Ratbert wants to debate with people on the Internet, but may not be smart enough. So he just reads what smart people are saying.

2006-10-28
Ratbert debates people on the Internet by always saying the same thing. He wins every argument.

2006-10-29
The Boss goes to Dogbert's Motivational Speakers Bureau to hire a cheap speaker.

2006-10-30
Carol complains Wally's popcorn makes it impossible to work. Wally says it's either his odour or the popcorn.

2006-10-31
Another day of useless work and no accomplishment, but Dilbert says his personal life is meaningful.