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2006-08-01
Dilbert tells a job hopper all jobs involve doing unpleasant things.

2006-08-02
Dilbert is proud of his new powerpoint presentation.

2006-08-03
The Boss says he didn't like Dilberts powerpoint presentation.

2006-08-04
The Boss asks Dilbert to cut his presentation to the CEO down to five minutes.

2006-08-05
Dilbert dumbs down his presentation to the CEO to help him make the right decision.

2006-08-06
The Boss tells the story of the auto mechanic who takes a hammer to an engine to fix it.

2006-08-07
Dogbert tells a stranger about his schadenfreude party.

2006-08-08
Customers complain about price stickers leaving white crud on their product.

2006-08-09
A consultant spouts obvious generalities about information.

2006-08-10
A mildly retarded consultant mixes metaphors and spouts nonsense.

2006-08-11
A consultant says he's getting paid the most but Dilbert is the smartest person in the room.

2006-08-12
A new nemesis meets Dilbert and says his function is now handled formally.

2006-08-13
The Boss says Dilbert doesn't need to provide specifications to the programmers as they already know what to do.

2006-08-14
The office nemesis asks Dilbert to do cost-benefit analyses for every conceivable option.

2006-08-15
The Boss says even though the engineers' jobs are underpaid and frustrating, every other company is the same.

2006-08-16
Phil darns someone to heck for using a cell phone in a meeting.

2006-08-17
Mordac tells Asok how to increase the storage limit for his e-mail.

2006-08-18
Wally said he couldn't get any work done because pop-up messages kept appearing telling him to upgrade software on his computer.

2006-08-19
Dilbert is determined to keep a positive attitude toward life no matter what happens.

2006-08-20
The Boss introduces Phil O'Dendron, a potted plant who will sit in Dilbert's cubicle all day.

2006-08-21
Wally says he'll quit and sell things on EBay.

2006-08-22
Catbert confronts Wally about his side business of selling office supplies on EBay.

2006-08-23
Wally's stack of disciplinary issues is very large and continues to grow.

2006-08-24
Dilbert tells the Boss Wally has a laziness disability and can't be fired.

2006-08-25
Not only can't Wally be fired, he is also employee of the month.

2006-08-26
Alice is moved to a larger cubicle and she uses that to rule her co-workers with an iron fist.

2006-08-27
Alice tells Asok not to tell the Boss anything while he's distracted.

2006-08-28
Alice flaunts the fact she has a larger cubicle.

2006-08-29
Wally says he couldn't do any work because Alice has a larger cubicle.

2006-08-30
A man complains he's a technology left-behind.

2006-08-31
The highlight of Wally's workday is his ham sandwich.