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2006-06-01
Asok's job gets outsourced right back to him.
Outsourcing, Indian, work from home, cubicle, assignment, e-mail, time difference, time zone, bathrobe, Boss, Asok

2006-06-02
Alice presents the results of her cost-benefit study to the product review committee.
Start of saga: The government mandate
Management, component, product, federal law, committee, cost-benefit, study, decision, accurate, math, duh, presentation, Boss, Alice, committee member

2006-06-03
The Boss misunderstands what the phrase "government mandate" means.
Management, product, review board, committee, approved, business case, government mandate, diversity, mailman, homosexual, Boss, Alice

2006-06-04
The Boss's brain shuts down for the afternoon, so he has to resort to some generic leadership.
Leadership, blah, brain, shut down, afternoon, generic, cost-benefit, analysis, buy-in, stakeholder, metric, conference call, push, fake, Boss, Dilbert

2006-06-05
Dogbert claims his software is idiot-proof.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's Tech Support, claim, software, idiot proof, bought, high five, telephone headset, Dogbert, Dilbert

2006-06-06
Dilbert has been selected for a random drug test, but he has a shy bladder.
Personal, random, drug test, cup, shy bladder, pressure, produce, fired, understanding, urinate, piss, Catbert, Dilbert

2006-06-07
Dilbert tries to explain his shy bladder to the Boss.
Personal, refused, random, drug test, shy bladder, medical condition, understand, side effect, nose candy, cocaine, Boss, Dilbert

2006-06-08
Catbert asks for a urine sample. Dilbert suggests a hair sample instead.

2006-06-09
Patty distorts Dilbert's statement about receiving a proposal from a vendor into Dilbert loves the new vendor.

2006-06-10
Dilbert asks Patty to relay to the project team the schedule is being pushed back by a week.

2006-06-11
A co-worker asks Dilbert to buy a candy bar from her daughter's fund raiser.

2006-06-12
An old person doesn't believe in using Blackberries.

2006-06-13
Satan's vendor describes the benefits of their technology and gives away t-shirts.

2006-06-14
Satan's vendor will send the engineers on a free training course on an island retreat.

2006-06-15
Satan's vendor brags to Alice there's nothing she can do about raised prices and delayed promises.

2006-06-16
The Boss wants to know why a project failed. Dilbert says management discourages opinions.

2006-06-17
The Boss installs his management listening catheter before hearing Dilbert's suggestion.

2006-06-18
The Boss criticises Dilbert for his project coming in at 10% over budget even though it was exactly what Dilbert had estimated.

2006-06-19
Smokin' Jim can't contain his urge and lights up.

2006-06-20
Smokin' Jim tells Alice about his attention deficit disorder.

2006-06-21
The Boss orders Dilbert to work on the weekend. Dilbert says there's nothing to do.

2006-06-22
Dilbert asks the Boss which of the thirty projects he remembers assigning to Dilbert.

2006-06-23
A trash collector freaks out when Dilbert puts his gum in the trash instead of the recycle bin.

2006-06-24
Bulldozer Betty asks Asok to drop everything. So he drops his clothes.
Note: The original version showed Asok's butt as he shivered in the hallway. For the final version, Scott added underpants. Panels were published on Scott's blog.

2006-06-25
Dogbert welcomes everyone to his accelerated sales training course.

2006-06-26
The Boss asks Dilbert to bring him up to speed before the meeting.

2006-06-27
Dogbert shows Dilbert his future best-selling book - part fake autobiography and part plagiarism.

2006-06-28
Dogbert asks Dilbert to appear on the Oprah show in his place to talk about his new book.

2006-06-29
An employee says she's quitting because she wants to kill the Boss.

2006-06-30
Wally asks for a bonus just like the CEO's bonus.