Wally attends an Elbonian culture class.
Society, culture, class, course, businessman, business card, crumple, mouth, chew, spit, forehead, duelling, yak bones, Elbonian, Wally
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Wally flies to Elbonia.
Travel, landing strip, jump, airplane, flap, arm, aim, plump, cushion, Wally, Elbonian, Elbonian pig
Wally lands in Elbonia.
Travel, luggage, suitcase, eyeglasses, America, here to help, Wally, Elbonian, Elbonian pig
Wally explains to the Elbonians he's there to solve all of their problems.
Society, America, fix, problem, arrogance, offencive, armed resistance, fight, end of time, Wally, Elbonian
Wally reports his trip to Elbonia was successful.
Society, business trip, Elbonia, success, civil war, lie, loot, souvenir, Wally, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss wants an assistant manager who is slightly worse than him in every way.
Management, hire, similar, slightly worse, ideal candidate, threat, replace, database, applicant, hideous, criminally insane, pretend, five languages, Boss, Catbert, assistant manager
The Boss wants Wally to help Alice on her project.
Start of saga: The Boss assigns Wally to help Alice
Office Politics, help, project, work harder, dependent, Boss, Wally, Alice
The Boss is disappointed with the way Wally helped Alice.
Management, help, project, work harder, expect, tell, shut up, Boss, Wally
Carol insults Wally and feels her first tingle of job satisfaction.
Office Politics, problem, rat, upgrade, hygiene, rat bait, unwashed, tingle, job satisfaction, Carol, Wally
Wally challenges some cliches.
Philosophy, notice, kill, weaker, great minds, think alike, patent office, invention, suspicious, cried, spilt milk, cashier, bill, lunch, Wally, Asok, Dilbert
The Boss announces the Company is relocating to a high-crime area.
Start of saga: The Company relocates to a high-crime area
Management, relocate, high-crime area, tax reasons, CEO, safety, limo, underground parking garage, chain, bicycle, wino, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
Catbert reassures the department about the relocation to a high-crime area.
Management, high-crime area, expert, chance of survival, outside, estimate, assumption, gang member, exhausted, beat, Catbert, Alice, Boss, Wally, Asok
The Boss is confused about which project is which.
Project, staff, caribou, new chip, Caribbean, muskrat, projected return, research capital, enterprise software, meerkat, musk ox, zebra, panda, squirrel, status report, proboscis monkey, fault, Dilbert, Boss
Alice hates walking to work in a high-crime area.
Management, hate, walking, high-crime area, fiduciary, misconduct, attack, Alice, CFO, Dilbert
The Company is being relocated back out of the high-crime area.
Management, move, office, high-crime area, beaten up, pyramid-shaped hair, police, sketch, fist of death, Boss, Alice, Dilbert
Carol gets Asok to set up a conference call for her.
Start of saga: Carol gives Asok her job of setting up a conference call
Office Politics, set up, conference call, division manager, secretary, appointment, question, Carol, Asok
Asok sets up a conference call.
Meeting, intern, set up, conference call, schedule, Asok
Asok reports the conference call he arranged was a success.
Meeting, conference call, success, available, forgot, telephone call, mute button, Asok, Boss, Alice, Wally
The Boss demands a forecast from Alice.
Management, forecast, right now, predict, pants, choke, death, belt, townspeople, statue, honour, Boss, Alice
The Boss mistakenly pledges his loyalty to a dead guy in a meeting.
Management, introduction, instinct, figure out, important, senior executive, disengaged, mirror, mannerism, side comment, sense of humour, pledge, loyalty, Boss, Dilbert, dead guy
The Boss literally doesn't know how to tell Ted he's being fired.
Management, don't know how to say this, lean up, process improvement process, smartsize, downsize, resource, figure of speech, Boss, Ted
Dogbert uses arguments based on definitions not found in any dictionary.
Personal, argument, definition, dictionary, fascist, pyjamas, top, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert has copyrighted all of the stupidest opinions in the universe.
Dogbert-Schemes, entitled, opinion, copyright, stupidest, universe, never, uttered, drink, bar, wine, Dogbert, man, woman
Tina accuses Dilbert of thinking the software integration project is a waste of time.
Start of saga: Tina starts a rumour Dilbert hates a project
Office Politics, software, integration, project, waste of time, history, guide, defend, misunderstanding, hallucinate, Tina, Dilbert
Dilbert tells Dogbert about being a victim of an ugly rumour at work.
Personal, victim, ugly, rumour, bad news, clarification, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss confronts Dilbert about hating the software integration project.
Management, hate, software, integration, project, pros, cons, conditioned, take sides, balanced analysis, hard to be me, Boss, Dilbert
Carol takes advantage of being shared by two managers.
Secretary, share, drowning in work, double, load, prioritise, fax, top priority, business card, Marmaduke, comic, newspaper, Carol, Boss, manager
Dogbert recommends Dilbert prescribe medicines from the Internet to fix his co-workers' disorders.
Start of saga: Dilbert prescribes drugs from the Internet
Office Politics, problem, emotionally unstable, co-worker, prescribe, meds, medicine, drug, Internet, fix, defect, wrong choice, sexually aroused, Viagra, aphrodisiac, Dogbert, Dilbert, Boss, Alice
Dilbert gives some pills to Wally because he's bloated and lethargic.
Office Politics, bloated, lethargic, prescribe, pill, medicine, drug, highly recommended, safe, Internet, horn, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
Dilbert gives Karl some pills to help with his habitual lying.
Character, habitual liar, pill, medicine, drug, Internet, can't resist, free stuff, skull, Dilbert, Karl
Karl, the habitual liar, has been reduced to a skeleton but insists he feels great.
Character, habitual liar, died, feel great, dead, head, skull, carbs, carbohydrates, detached, yoga, decapitated, Alice, Karl, Wally