Dilbert understands since Walgetco handles 60% of their distribution, Walgetco now owns them.
Business, distribution, Walgetco, Wal-Mart, practical purposes, own, legal liabilities, orange vests, bow, headquarters, touching, Dilbert, Boss
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An accounting troll complains to the Boss Walgetco takes all of the profits.
Business, cut costs, distributor, Walgetco, Wal-Mart, gain, demand, lower prices, shopping, nice day, accessories, troll, Boss
Wally hatches a plan to become irreplaceable to the Company.
Start of saga: Wally becomes irreplaceable
Office Politics, irreplaceable, fired, behaviour, trust, escaped felon, Wally, Asok, customer
The Boss confronts Wally about what he told their biggest customer.
Office Politics, customer, escaped felon, fire, trust, key learning, crime doesn't pay, alleged, caught, Wally, Boss
Dilbert tries assisting the Boss with setting up a new password.
Management, password, characters, letters, numbers, 123, abc, foursome, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss's advice blinds Dilbert.
Start of saga: The Boss blinds Dilbert with the obvious
Management, problem, valuable advice, stare, screen, monitor, starve, death, gather data, decision, blinded, obvious, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert sees a doctor about his blindness.
Health, temporary, blindness, flash, obvious, guide, prescription, dopey, seeing-eye dog, Dilbert, doctor, Dogbert
The Boss once again exposes Dilbert to blinding flashes of the obvious.
Management, blinding, flash, obvious, sightless, drive, upsetting, Dilbert, Boss
A non-engineer tries to explain video compress to a group of engineers.
Engineer, explain, video, compression, electrical engineer, zeros, round, fat, ones, begging, Dilbert, co-worker, Alice, Asok
Wally decides to become indispensable to the Company.
Office Politics, indispensable, employee, outrageous, annoy, crushed ice, chomping, Wally, Dilbert
Dogbert coaches Wally on not giving away knowledge.
Office Politics, knowledge, power, crush, understand, not saying, Dogbert, Wally
The Boss hires a cubicle vampire.
Interview, weakness, cubicle vampire, co-workers, pounce, suck, blood, work-related issues, life, drained, instinct, sucked dry, Boss, vampire, Dilbert
Alice attacks a man asking lots of questions. Turns out he's the new stock analyst.
Start of saga: Alice kills the new stock analyst
Business, questions, asking, fist, throat, pants, inside out, eat death, stranger, Alice, Boss, stock analyst
The Boss complains about Alice killing the new stock analyst.
Business, look, stock analyst, buy, recommendation, hold, conflict of interest, Alice, Boss
Dogbert offers to be the new stock analyst.
Start of saga: Dogbert recommends stock to the public
Business, recommend, stock, public, conflict of interest, worthwhile, investment banking, poison waffles, Dogbert, Boss
Dogbert is interviewed on TV about owning stock in the company he recommended.
Investment, television camera, stock analyst, recommended, Blackberry, PDA, dump, shares, spiked, very wrong, profit, helicopter, suspenders, Dogbert, interviewer
Dilbert's cousin just got her English degree and would like some advice from Dilbert.
Start of saga: Dilbert's cousin, Lauren, a fresh graduate
Family, cousin, degree, English, diploma, graduated, meagre living, frustrate, work environment, thought, Dilbert's Mom, Dilbert, Lauren
Dilbert helps his cousin post her resume on a jobs web site.
Family, submit, post, resume, web site, optimism, human being, parents, look for a job, e-mail, Dilbert, Lauren
Dilbert wants Dogbert to wish him luck for his job interview. Dogbert refuses.
Interview, job interview, luck, hero, Albert Einstein, safe, outspoken critic, war, missile guidance systems, Jeffrey Dahmer, lottery, Dilbert, Dogbert, interviewer
Dilbert's cousin inserts some key words into her online resume.
Family, responses, online, resume, inserted, keyword, attracted, older, chubby, married, wrong, levels, job offers, Dilbert, Lauren
Dilbert tries to get through a meeting without telling the customers how stupid they are.
Engineer, meeting, stupid, pressure, builds up, head, unbearable, Boss, Dilbert, customer
Asok is concerned about his objectives being vague and unmeasurable.
Management, concerned, objectives, vague, unmeasurable, inspired, full potential, bad job, punish, heard, Asok, Boss
Dilbert creates a combined online dating service, job search, and auction site.
Technology, combine, online, dating service, job site, auction, date, bid, hire, Dilbert, Boss, Alice, Tina
Marketing is looking for volunteers for a cat scan. Everyone looks at Catbert.
Pun, marketing, volunteers, study, advertisement, stimulate, brains, cat scan, predictable, Boss, Catbert, Asok, Alice, Wally
A sales guy asks Dilbert for the benchmark results.
Sales, benchmark, results, explanation, useless, sales guy, Dilbert
A co-worker asks Dilbert to check his spreadsheet for accuracy.
Office Politics, check, spreadsheet, accuracy, impenetrable, jumble, organised, data, cryptic, labels, document, column, ratio, product, returns, gross, revenue, sales taxes, co-worker, Dilbert, Boss
Wally uses a character flaw for his philosophy.
Philosophy, review, e-mail, spreadsheet, inconvenience, character flaw, combine, Tina, Wally
A vendor spills the beans concerning a reorganisation.
Start of saga: The Boss doesn't tell his people about a pending reorganisation
Management, server software, reorganisation, layoffs, heard, face, vendor, Dilbert, Boss
Dilbert is upset the Boss tells a vendor about the reorganisation before his own staff.
Management, vendor, reorganisation, staff, trick, diversion, Dilbert, Boss
Dilbert wonders why the Boss would tell a vendor their strategy before telling him.
Management, Boss, vendor, strategy, combination, importance, insignificance, more, questions, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss tries to calm down his staff about the impending reorganisation.
Management, nothing to fear, reorganisation, fear itself, don't think, Boss, Alice, Dilbert