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2004-09-01
Dogbert looks for an unethical scientist to verify is wealth-building system.
Dogbert-Schemes, wealth, verify, ethics, human cloning, infomercial, advertising, cigar, booze, prices, Dogbert, scientist, clone, Dilbert

2004-09-02
Dogbert needs a name for his new company.
Dogbert-Schemes, name, company, infomercial, disguise, treachery, krap2idiots, catchy, television, bathrobe, Dogbert, Dilbert

2004-09-03
Wally anonymously sends faxes to Alice's telephone.
Office Politics, telephone, fax, voice line, punishment, Alice, Dilbert, Wally

2004-09-04
Wally asks the Boss about the proper time charging for a hypothetical situation.
Management, project, time, corrective lenses, eyeglasses, urinal, toilet, 911, building up, Wally, Boss

2004-09-05
The Boss figures out a way around budget limitations.
Budget, product development, features, scope, theory, change requests, free, Dilbert, Boss, Carol

2004-09-06
The Boss is bribed into recommending a company's products.
Start of saga: The Boss is bribed by a vendor
Business, restaurant, martini, recommend, product, board, bribe, DVD, narrator, name, dance, Boss, vendor

2004-09-07
The Boss announces his decision to buy their server upgrades through Bribertek, Inc.
Business, server, upgrades, Bribertek, Inc., buy, overpriced, hardware, job offer, coincidence, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Asok

2004-09-08
The Boss shows up to claim the job offer that was his bribery pay-off.
Business, single source, job offer, VP, empty office, waiting period, bribe, Boss, vendor

2004-09-09
Wally's outfit forces the Boss to update the dress code.
Office Politics, update, dress code, tank top, belly shirt, ruin, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

2004-09-10
Dilbert is has to handle a grey area social situation.
Society, grey area, social situation, look away, ambiguity, smile, stomach ache, confused, story, suck, Dilbert, Dogbert, co-worker

2004-09-11
A security guard stops Alice because she looks bloated, like she's hiding something under her clothes.
Security, guard desk, bloated, PMS, stealing, hiding, clothes, instincts, injury, Alice, security guard

2004-09-12
Wally asks Tina to go to lunch with him.
Dating, lunch, co-worker, date, colleague, jacket, face, fifty percent, half, paying, salad, water, New York steaks, restaurant, Wally, Tina, waiter

2004-09-13
Carol's has to work from home since her daughter got sent home from school.
Secretary, sneeze, daughter, school, home, answer, phone, messages, real, fake, Carol, Boss

2004-09-14
The Boss approaches Alice with a question about making photocopies.
Feminism, secretary, copies, photocopier, woman, sexist, copy machine, Boss, Alice

2004-09-15
Wally asks the Boss for permission to take on a huge workload.
Work Avoidance, projects, deliverables, motivation, e-mail, help, Wally, Boss, Alice

2004-09-16
The Boss hires a man who interviews very well.
Interview, hire, brain, develop, products, pay, cubicle, eat, used paper, defence, interview, job applicant, Boss, Dilbert

2004-09-17
Carol asks the Boss when she's going to be promoted from executive assistant to executive.
Secretary, executive, assistant, promotion, leadership, ear wax, Carol, Boss

2004-09-18
Wally tells Dilbert people continuously bother you while you're trying to work, while Dilbert is trying to work.
Work Avoidance, bother, work, realisation, unpleasant, Wally, Dilbert

2004-09-19
Dilbert wants the market demand numbers from a co-worker.
Teamwork, market demand, numbers, information, later, ASAP, slack, Dilbert, co-worker

2004-09-20
Carol calls the ethics hotline with a question.
Start of saga: Dogbert's ethics hotline
Ethics, question, hotline, retype, directions, prescription, medication, nude, Carol, Boss

2004-09-21
The Boss announces the Company will hold a series of ethics seminars during lunch.
Ethics, corporate, steal, lunch hour, executives, seminar, Boss, Dilbert, Alice

2004-09-22
The Company hires Dogbert to be their ethics manager and run the ethics hotline.
Ethics, hired, manager, hotline, dental, evidence, telephone headset, Boss, Dogbert, Dilbert, Wally

2004-09-23
Asok calls Dogbert's ethics hotline with a question about naughty thoughts during work hours.
Ethics, hotline, conundrum, question, naughty, thought, work hours, reimburse, productivity, cost, fortune, Dogbert, Asok, Wally, Dilbert, co-worker

2004-09-24
The Boss tells Catbert about his plan to avoid paying bonuses.
Management, plan, pay, performance, bonus, merge, average, begging, lunch, Boss, Catbert

2004-09-25
The Boss is reading a book of leadership secrets.
Leadership, reading, secret, book, famous, Roman, general, Dogbertious, friend, private office, slave, cubicle, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, Wally, Asok

2004-09-26
Heck is full, so Phil arranges for the overflow to be put in cubicles.
Management, heck, space, full, cell phone, bathroom, restroom, cubicle, crime, heinous, blindfold, pitchspoon, punishment, troll, Phil, Boss, man, Dilbert

2004-09-27
The Boss considers getting liposuction.
Start of saga: The Boss gets liposuction
Personal, liposuction, fat, weight loss, head, collapse, Boss, Alice

2004-09-28
The Boss got liposuction and his head collapsed.
Personal, liposuction, younger, self-discipline, weight loss, weight gain, doughnuts, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Asok

2004-09-29
Wally plans to have unnecessary body parts removed so he can miss work.
Start of saga: The removal of Wally's unnecessary body parts
Work Avoidance, underwear, price sheet, price list, remove, unnecessary, body parts, organs, stethoscope, television, nap, inflamed coccyx, Wally, Boss, doctor

2004-09-30
Wally tells Dilbert his plan to have unnecessary body parts removed to miss work.
Work Avoidance, coccyx, removed, unnecessary, body parts, organs, time off, brain, tonsils, Dilbert, Wally