Catbert deduces a woman's age, gender, marital status, weight, etc.
Personnel, illegal, law, age, sex, gender, marital status, married, single, weight, ethnicity, disabilities, mongrel, spinster, Christmas, religion, Catbert, woman
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Wally announces he has ergophobia -- a fear of work.
Work Avoidance, ergophobia, abnormal, persistent, fear, work, words, coffee maker, Wally, Dilbert
The Boss takes Asok to lunch to find out what's being said behind his back.
Office Politics, lunch, wine, fertiliar, restaurant, drunk, snitch, Boss, Asok
The Boss refuses to make a decision and summons a demon instead.
Start of saga: The dark demon of ineffective management
Management, decision, demon, ineffective, smite, request, Boss, demon
Alice dispatches the demon sent to smite her.
Management, overlord, smite, decision, request, drywall, Alice, demon, Dilbert, Wally
Tina criticises Dilbert's e-mail to Alice.
Office Politics, typo, e-mail, confusion, professional, gossip, critical, appearance, function, scoff, Tina, Alice
The Boss hires a prima donna.
Start of saga: The prima donna
Character, hate, indispensable, obnoxious, authority, rules don't apply, pants, prima donna, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
The new prima donna expounds upon his own greatness to the Boss.
Character, indispensable, greatness, thwart, pants, underwear, rules, scoff, jeer, gibe, mock, sneer, fleer, flout, prima donna, Boss
The new prima donna tells Asok he is about to begin.
Character, pants, patent office, hardware, software development, prima donna, Asok
The prima donna demands an assistant.
Character, pants, assistant, document, miracles, Smithsonian, Louvre, assignment, prima donna, Boss, Asok
The Boss assigns Asok to work for the prima donna.
Character, assistant, arrogance, noise, ta-da, case closed, Asok, Boss, prima donna
Dilbert discovers Tina has multiple personalities.
Personality, e-mail, insult, real-time, kind, gentle, flame, Dilbert, Tina
Dilbert asks a young driver why he plays his music so loud.
Society, music, blast, window, psychopath, egocentric, antisocial, behaviour, mate, peer imitation, cognitive dissonance, perception, Dilbert, driver
A small businessman explains to the Boss why they must pay on time.
Start of saga: The "small" businessman
Business, small business, pay, bill, invoice, businessman, Boss
Alice shows a small businessman how to get into their preferred vendor system.
Business, quality, product, preferred vendor, invoice, scowl, baby sling, harness, Boss, businessman, Alice, Wally
The Boss forgets the meaning of an acronym.
Management, earning, interest, taxes, depreciation, ammonia, accretive, acronym, Boss, Dilbert
Dogbert explains his new conversation strategy to Dilbert.
Personal, questions, bah, answer, manners, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert asks the Boss for a raise.
Management, profits, raise, effective, oppress, communism, Dilbert, Boss
Management can't decide where to make the budget cuts.
Leadership, budget cuts, systematic, data-driven, focus, death spiral, clockwise, equator, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, manager
The Boss assigns Dilbert to take over Bill's project with he transfers.
Project, absorb, transfer, whatchamacallit, whosits, budget, fax number, key contacts, questions, Dilbert, Boss, Bill, Dogbert
Wally tells Alice what he admires about her.
Office Politics, admire, performance, appearance, compliment, tingling, insult, Wally, Alice, Asok
Wally announces he is half done with the online sexual harassment course.
Training, online, sexual harassment, study, course, actors, happy, porn, Wally, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss interviews a job applicant who sued his last employer.
Start of saga: The Boss can't find any highly trained job applicants
Interview, judgement, sue, Boss, job applicant
The Boss interviews a job applicant with a criminal past.
Interview, resume, allegedly, stole, steal, give it back, tourist, cellar, Boss, job applicant
A belligerent job applicant shows up for her interview an hour late.
Interview, late, overwork, vacation, hire, Boss, job applicant
The Boss complains to Catbert about not being able to find a qualified job applicant.
Personnel, job applicants, unpleasant, work environment, low pay, skyscraper, shovel, abuse, dental plan, benefits, Boss, Catbert
Dilbert doesn't remember a co-worker's name, and doesn't care.
Engineer, remember, forgot, name, introduce, awkward, pressure, hardware specs, Dilbert, co-worker, Alice
Wally is attracted to a co-worker with a disastrous life.
Start of saga: The co-worker who is a problem magnet
Dating, disaster, magnet, problems, legal, financial, medical, romantic, stalk, woman, Wally, Dilbert, Asok
Wally decides to stalk the new hire.
Work Avoidance, bored, stalk, line, queue, wait, romance, plan b, bathroom, restroom, flowers, Wally, co-worker
Wally asks the new hire for a date.
Dating, disaster, problem, source, choices, groceries, dinner, move in, Wally, woman