The Boss is made an "aspect" manager.
Start of saga: The Boss is made an "aspect" manager and is replace by a witch
Management, aspect, corporate objective, fire, morale, Boss, CEO
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The Boss announces to his people he has been made an aspect manager.
Management, announcement, meeting, aspect, report, celebration, morale, genius, Boss, Asok, Alice, Dilbert, Wally, CEO
The Boss tells Carol he's being transferred to a new job.
Secretary, transfer, suffer, incompetence, Carol, Boss
Zenox, the new manager, introduces herself to the department.
Management, witch, growl, undead, witch's hat, broom, meeting, dress code, winged monkey, tough, bitch, Zenox, Alice, Dilbert, Carol, Wally, Asok
Zenox motivates her new employees by changing their heads to animal heads.
Management, new boss, motivate, goat head, spell, finish, improvement, sadistic, fair, frog head, monkey head, Zenox, Alice, Dilbert, Wally
The Boss returns to announce he's dispatched the replacement manager.
Management, manager, witch, fire, automatic sprinkler system, water, CPR, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Asok
Asok's good work is rewarded with more work.
Management, project, schedule, punished, rewarded, challenge, plant, bullshit, performance review, fertilise, Asok, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
Wally reports he's reached a high level of unverifiable productivity.
Work Avoidance, meeting, unverifiable, productivity, phone calls, consensus, leadership, priorities, status report, Boss, Wally, Alice
Dilbert asks the Garbageman how to make his job more enjoyable.
Family, enjoy, advice, spouse, marriage, kids, trashcan, Dilbert, Garbageman
Wally doesn't want to put a banana peel in his trash.
Teamwork, banana peel, trash, stink, speech, throw, Wally, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss compares their repeat customer rate to the recidivism rate of prisons.
Marketing, repeat, customer, prison, recidivism, criminal, experience, television, advertisement, tattoo, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Asok, criminal
The Boss asks Asok for a 360-degree review.
Management, 360-degree, evaluate, risk, retribution, quality, lazy, evil, manipulative, Asok, Boss
Dogbert tells Dilbert how to manipulate other people.
Dogbert-Schemes, manipulate, lying, lie, victim, treachery, advice, Mayo Clinic, Dogbert, Dilbert
Carol asks for a day off to go to her twin sister's funeral.
Family, day off, vacation, twin sister, funeral, insensitive, gerbil, casket, bury, Carol, Boss
Dilbert explains how their product continues to sell.
Marketing, presentation, target market, shopper, design, attack, reorder, customer, Dilbert
Asok reports an error on his paycheck.
Start of saga: Asok has to fix a paycheck error
Bureaucracy, error, paycheck, bowels, injustice, correct, reward, honesty, Asok, Boss
Asok enters the bowels of the company bureaucracy.
Bureaucracy, anus, asshole, correct, payroll, error, glare, lunch, human leg, Asok, troll
The bureaucracy troll directs Asok to the automated phone system.
Bureaucracy, payroll, problem, sadistic, automated phone system, tech support, irrational number, telephone, human leg, lunch, Asok, troll
Marketing has a meeting without engineering support.
Marketing, meeting, schedule, engineering, gerbil, marketeer, Dilbert
Dilbert asks a question of Mo, the slow responder.
Character, reliability, specs, slow responder, delay, say something, stare, Dilbert, Mo
The director of marketing gives an update to the department.
Marketing, meeting, presentation, update, budget, racehorse, flagship, thoroughbred, starting gate, sailboat, lunch, horse meat, Boss, Director of Marketing, Alice, Dilbert, Wally, Asok
The Boss announces the new records retention policy.
Law, lawsuits, policy, records retention, concussion, forget, memory, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
Carol asks the Boss to speak at her son's school on career day.
Start of saga: The Boss speaks at a school for "Career Day"
Leadership, speak, speech, school, career day, bitterness, despair, punish, Carol, Boss
The Boss gives a career day speech describing the students' futures.
Leadership, grow up, container, cubicle, spine, joy, motivate, fear, brochure, future, Boss, student
The Boss finishes up his career day speech.
Leadership, pre-meeting, questions, generation, connect the dots, Boss, student
Ratbert attends a meeting as Wally's "seat filler."
Start of saga: Ratbert is a seat filler
Meeting, position, seat filler, proud, pride, career, false alarm, fired, Ratbert, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
Catbert fires Ratbert.
Personnel, human resources, position, excessed, flesh, bones, yoga, hug, fired, downsized, Catbert, Ratbert
The Boss reminds his people quality is their top priority.
Management, quality, top priority, safety, law, shareholder value, responsibility, lie, honesty, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
Dogbert plans to start his own television talk show.
Start of saga: The Doctor Dogbert Show
Dogbert-Schemes, bathrobe, television, talk show, Doctor Dogbert, Dr. Dogbert, qualified, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert has the first episode of his new "Doctor Dogbert" show.
Dogbert-Schemes, Doctor Dogbert, Dr. Dogbert, lazy, selfish, immoral, listen, judgement, time-waster, miracle worker, television camera, Dogbert, guest
Dogbert interviews Bob on his "Doctor Dogbert" show.
Dogbert-Schemes, Doctor Dogbert, Dr. Dogbert, plastic surgery, addicted, dinosaur, advice, freak, television camera, Dogbert, Bob