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Dogbert, the trial lawyer, after hearing the evidence, wants to change sides and punish his client.
Law, attorney, change sides, evidence, punish, client, awkward silence, break, court, Dogbert

The judge finds the Boss guilty of defrauding stockholders.
Law, court, guilty, defraud, stockholder, sentence, serve time, horrible, cubicle, gavel, handcuffs, judge, officer, Wally, Boss

Tina wants the company to show more corporate social responsibility.
Management, corporate social responsibility, salary, poor people, stockholder, hose, pollute, stock option, bucket, river, sludge, coffee, zesty, Tina, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

The Boss, serving prison time in Wally's cubicle, wants to break out of the joint.
Law, convict, bust out, joint, cubicle, walk backward, joke, fresh meat, Boss, Wally

The Boss arrives back at work after serving his sentence to find morale had skyrocketed and the company showed more profits.
Law, jail, sentence, morale, profit, life has meaning, Boss, Carol

Carol brings Dilbert's temp worker to meet him.
Office Politics, request, handshake, commitment, chair, stand, escape, Carol, temp worker, Dilbert

Dilbert tries to give a temp worker an assignment.
Office Politics, fear of commitment, foot our the door, ten minute job, escape, paper, pants, temp worker, Dilbert

Dogbert's theory of intelligence says IQ drops the longer a visitor drops by your cubicle when you're trying to work.
Philosophy, theory, intelligence, drop-by IQ, cubicle, fear, banana, stopwatch, Dogbert, Alice, Boss, Dilbert

Catbert advises the Boss not to do performance reviews on time, but rather to wait until the employee screws up big.
Performance Review, schedule, screw up, wait, pounce, demo unit, burn down, customer, claw, scorch, bandage, Catbert, Ted, Boss

Dilbert gives a presentation and the pointy-haired audience argues over the background colour of the slides.
Presentation, slide, overhead, background colour, red, danger, yellow, coward, committee, standard, meteor, micro-manage, ear hole, mouth, Dilbert, Boss, pointy-haired nitwit

Dilbert asks a soon-to-be-retired co-worker for something, but he refuses to do anything.
Start of saga: the short-timer
Office Politics, deadline, sit, chair, retire, itch, awkward, Dilbert, short-timer

The Boss asks Asok to fetch the short-timer.
Office Politics, retire, push, fetch, injury, refuse, move, piece of work, Boss, Asok, short-timer

Since the short-timer is retiring soon, the Boss asks him for some honest feedback.
Office Politics, retire, honest, feedback, hard, nothing, illusion, listen, fantasise, fishing, short-timer, Boss

Asok asks the short-timer how he will be able to leave the building if he won't move any muscles.
Office Politics, leave, refuse, major muscle groups, retire, wheelchair, drag, curb, face up, Asok, short-timer

Carol tells Dilbert about an emergency strategy meeting in five minutes.
Strategy, emergency, meeting, warm and cozy, cubicle paradise, not caring, Carol, Dilbert

The Boss asks for suggestions for a new, clear strategy.
Strategy, suggestion, profit, clear, illegal, figure out, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Dilbert describes how management indecision made the project late.
Management, presentation, slide, decision, project, revision, pressure, 3D glasses, incompetence, layer, scratch n sniff, doom, laptop computer, schedule, deadline, Dilbert, Boss

A marketing person wants the engineers to build a device to turn customers into sheep.
Start of saga: Dilbert is turned into a sheep
Marketing, device, customer, sheep, free, wool, goatee, suspenders, marketing person, Dilbert

Dilbert works on his invention to turn people into mindless sheep.
Science, invention, turn into mindless sheep, cosmetic, curious, unplug, bother, tool, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert explains to the Boss about the accident turned him into a sheep.
Science, invention, sheep, accident, lab, soft and warm, opinion, wool, shave, struggle, razor, clippers, Dilbert, Boss

Dilbert tries to explain to his co-workers he has been turned into a sheep.
Science, meeting, sheep, problem, interesting, puddle, fricken, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

Dilbert explains to his mom he has been turned into a sheep.
Science, sheep, bright side, remind, sweater, advice, ridicule, pushy sheep, Dilbert, Dilbert's Mom

The Garbageman says Dilbert can reverse the sheep effect by attending a kickboxing class.
Science, sheep, reverse, kickboxing, sign up, change, be prepared, wear pants, trashcan, Garbageman, Dilbert, kickboxer

Wally's objectives for the previous year were to play computer solitaire and drink coffee.
Performance Review, hate, objectives, computer solitaire, drink coffee, lesson, read, sign, win, employee of the month, warn, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

Wally tells Dilbert he'll be wearing headphones all day long.
Office Politics, headphones, music, drumming fingers, hum, whistle, wish me luck, inconsiderate, Wally, Dilbert

Wearing headphones, Wally sings along with Britney Spears.
Office Politics, headphones, music, Britney Spears, oops, slap, touch, midriff, Wally, Alice, Dilbert

Asok asks the Boss for a replacement for his computer monitor.
Pun, computer screen, defective, order, replacement, overrated, ignore, bang, head, desk, knock yourself out, Asok, Boss

The Boss distributes shirts as part of his War On Waste (WOW) program.
Management, shirt, War on Waste, WOW, honk, blow nose, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

Wally sprained his arm using the TV remote control. He also has a cone around his face.
Health, sprained arm, remote control, change the channel, volume, stretch, cast, doctor, bandage, cone, Wally, Dilbert

Dilbert thinks Wally got treated at a vet instead of a doctor.
Health, doctor, veterinarian, military service, cookie, rub my belly, I know something you don't know, code, bandage, veteran, Dilbert, Wally