Dilbert kicks off the project to integrate the different systems.
Project, meeting, kickoff, team, compose, #$%!, doughnut, eat, fang, Dilbert, nitwit, ogre
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Alice and Dilbert compare the composition of their project teams: a nitwit, ogre and #$%!.
Project, stall, nitwit, hate ogre, #$%!, ate, blame, borrow, requisition, Alice, Dilbert
A vendor describes their processes but could not mention their product or service.
Vendor, pitch, win-win scenario, customer focused solution, product, service, partner, shovel, buy, vendor, Dilbert
A vendor still can't describe his company's product or service.
Vendor, integrate, resource, optimise, performance, technology, vendor, Dilbert
Dilbert is to put together a team to decide on the membership of a strategy council.
Strategy, team, council, committee, produce, document, ignore, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, Asok
The Boss gives Wally his annual performance review and has to refer to the thesaurus for appropriate words.
Performance Review, word, situation, thesaurus, feral, leadership, squirrelly, coot, landscaping, compost, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
Dogbert says the company's television advertising has not been effective and recommends a new strategy.
Marketing, survey, TV, effective, ad, commercial, boring, rat hole, Dogbert, Boss, Wally
Dogbert asks Ratbert to dig a rat hole for companies to throw money into.
Marketing, rat hole, throw money, dig, smell, feet, pillow, Dogbert, Ratbert
Dogbert has people lining up to throw money into his rat hole.
Marketing, rat hole, business plan, investment, banking fee, low margin, push, moneybag, investor, Dogbert
An investor can't decide whether to throw money into Dogbert's rat hole or buy a ticket for a rocket ride.
Dogbert-Schemes, rat hole, space shuttle, Russian rocket, ticket, poor, moneybag, investor, Dogbert
The Boss asks for suggestions on how to reduce inventory.
Strategy, suggestion, reduce, inventory, sell, customer, board, idea, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
Dilbert gets ready to leave on vacation.
Management, vacation, loose ends, walk, reporter, design, computer, recycled paper, Dilbert, Boss
The Boss presents a slide that says they are a pyramid with three pillars: communication, integrity and teamwork.
Management, pillar, pyramid, communication, integrity, teamwork, question, shut up, problem, idiot, stool, answer, team player, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Asok
The Boss says they can build a computer out of recycled paper.
Project, analogy, flaw, man on the moon, computer, recycled paper, call, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss selects Dilbert to lead the team that will build a computer from recycled paper.
Project, team leader, computer, recycled paper, doom, fail, laugh, teach, joy, misery, Boss, Asok, Dilbert, Wally
Wally sends an e-mail by sleeping with his face on his keyboard, and marketing people misinterpret it.
Marketing, e-mail, sleep, keyboard, launch, product, lunch, penguin, typo, Wally, marketeer
A marketing person invites Dilbert to a product launch party.
Marketing, product launch, party, product, mime impression, marketeer, Dilbert
Dilbert asks the Garbageman if his latest project looks impossible.
Professional, assignment, impossible, speed of light, cloning, hope, gravity, sun, reanimate, trashcan, Dilbert, Garbageman
Dogbert helps Dilbert get out of his impossible project.
Project, assignment, impossible, weasel, reword, objectives, match, analyse, feasibility, discontinue, bathrobe, Dilbert, Dogbert, Boss
The Boss is upset with Alice because she talked to his boss without permission.
Management, talk, boss, permission, unwritten rule, proud, esp, skull, transmit, ear hole, Alice, Boss
Dogbert, the investment banker, recommends a company the Boss should buy. The company is facing a trillion dollar asbestos lawsuit.
Dogbert-Schemes, investment banker, deal sheet, company, lawsuit, asbestos, earning, stock analyst, minutiae, Dogbert, Boss
Dogbert says the conditions are right for the company merger: corruption and greed.
Dogbert-Schemes, investment banker, merger, elements, corrupt, auditor, stock analyst, greed, board member, banker, Dogbert, Boss
A weasel teaches the Boss how to answer media questions.
Dogbert-Schemes, investment banker, media questions, reporter, answer, it will be good for stockholders, run over, parking lot, microphone, television camera, Dogbert, weasel, reporter, Boss
Asok worries the upcoming merger is a scam on the stockholders.
Dogbert-Schemes, investment banker, merger, scam, stockholder, laugh, accretive to earnings, Asok, Boss, Alice
The Boss asks Dilbert to rough up a stockholder who is suing to stop the upcoming merger.
Start of saga: Dilbert's Mom sues the company
Business, stockholder, sue, lawsuit, merger, rough her up, assignment, disturb, holiday, tense, blah, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert asks his mom to drop her lawsuit against his company. She says she'll defend herself against their goons.
Family, stockholder, lawsuit, drop, fight dirty, tae bo, goon, dispatch, Billy Blanks, butt, Dilbert, Dilbert's Mom
Dogbert recommends some ways to improve the company after an epic year of unethical behaviour.
Dogbert-Schemes, epic year, unethical behaviour, rebranding, image consultant, stinkingweasels inc., slogan, spokesperson, standards, moneybag, Boss, Dogbert, pirate, diseased parrot, Wally
Dilbert says he'll be fired unless she drops her lawsuit against his company.
Family, fire, lawsuit, drop, management, despicable, weasel, challenge, DNA test, Dilbert, Dilbert's Mom
Dogbert, the lawyer, says the best defence against the lawsuit is to plead ignorance of the stock manipulation.
Law, attorney, defence, ignorance, stock manipulation, judge, chocolate pants, Las Vegas, photography convention, Dogbert, Boss
Dogbert the lawyer presents his defence against the lawsuit: his client was too dumb to embezzle.
Law, lawsuit, client, prove, embezzle, dump, court, Dogbert, judge, juror
The jury says the defendant is guilty and is sentenced to death.
Law, jury, defendant, sentence, death, deliberate, evidence, Jay Leno, monologue, court, jury foreperson, juror