A suspicious-looking employee asks Ratbert, the company concierge, for an alibi.
Office Politics, alibi, police, truth, break, lye, barrel, crime, murder, employee, Ratbert
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Dilbert doesn't believe the data being presented and he takes issue with it.
Meeting, presentation, system failure, software, data, actionable, practical value, crime, guilty, awkward, interest, ugly, incident, Ted, Dilbert, Wally
The Boss introduces Lulu who has no sense of proportion for problems.
Start of saga: Lulu has no sense of proportion for problems.
Character, normal, sense, proportion, problem, funny, Boss, Dilbert, Lulu
The Adventures of Lulu: the Boss gives Lulu an assignment.
Character, proportion, assignment, war, scream, hate, sense, Lulu, Boss
Lulu asks for help with her assignment because it's a huge crisis.
Character, proportion, crisis, assignment, wonder, God, soften, smite, static guard, lightning, Lulu, Dilbert
Lulu complains her project was in a death spiral until she reorganised her filing system.
Character, project, proportion, death spiral, meeting, leap, action, reorganise, filing system, stress, Lulu, Boss, Dilbert
Lulu wins the employee of the month award.
Character, proportion, employee of the month, win, odds, award, random, protest, taint, victory, Boss, Lulu, Wally, Dilbert, Alice
Alice tells Lulu her project is stalled waiting for Lulu's input.
Character, proportion, project, stall, input, now, jaw, unhinge, mad, fright, hoagie, lunch, Alice, Lulu, Asok, Wally
Asok presents his idea for creating human simulations from DNA samples.
Technology, presentation, software, human simulation, DNA, sample, market application, genome, map, dating, simulation, watch, computer, button, feed, punish, diagram, Asok, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
The Boss asks Dilbert to write his own performance evaluation, and tells him what raise to shoot for.
Performance Review, write, do it yourself, raise, invention, billion, dollar, steal, Boss, Dilbert
Dogbert wants the Boss to hire him as a consultant for web strategy.
Dogbert-Schemes, free sample, management, idiot, web strategy, recommend, change company name, Dogbert, Boss
The Boss buys a used consulting report from Dogbert. He will assign rights for DOS to Microsoft.
Dogbert-Schemes, consulting report, used, exclusive rights, DOS, Microsoft, good feeling, Boss, Dogbert, Wally, Dilbert
Dogbert offers to bean the CEO with a golf ball -- for a price.
Dogbert-Schemes, CEO, golf, dollar, bean, ball, helmet, clubhouse, Dogbert, Boss
Asok hits the outer boundaries in describing his week.
Meeting, staff meeting, render, useless, stress, bad management, cafeteria, inappropriate, terrific job, middle ground, Asok, Dilbert, Boss
Asok asks Wally for advice on how to deal with stress.
Health, stress, excuse, exercise, Good Thing, advice, Asok, Wally
Dilbert complains the Boss's plan is impractical. The Boss says it isn't worth doing if it isn't hard.
Philosophy, plan, impractical, management, hard, walk, hop, recant, absurd, bow, reason, Dilbert, Boss
The Boss wonders why Dilbert won't release information to Marketing.
Dogbert-Schemes, marketing, information, respect, decline, invitation, hallucination, join, system, bah, Boss, Dilbert, Dogbert
Ted gets a t-shirt with a target printed on it for an achievement award.
Downsizing, award, t-shirt, achievement, agenda, staff cuts, target, Boss, Ted
All satellites will be de-orbited and turned into flaming balls hurtling toward Earth, the Boss says.
Technology, shut down, global communication, de-orbit, satellite, flame ball, Earth, city, swimming pool, presentation, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
A reporter gets hit with a falling satellite just as he was about to identify the responsible company.
Technology, news, television, satellite, investigation, behind, whump, plan, assassinate, accident, Boss, news reader, Dilbert
Dilbert is tired of not being respected and plans to send out his resume.
Professional, respect, work, resume, company, place, wonder, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert finishes updating his resume to send to a company in an undesirable location.
Professional, resume, computer, slave, potential, location, sarcasm, supportiveness, Dilbert, Dogbert
The new CIO, a baby, meets the engineers at a meeting. He answers the call of nature in mid-meeting.
Management, baby, young, integrate, meeting, e-commerce, plan, nature calls, diaper, soil, decentralise, procurement, gramps, Alice, Dilbert, CIO, Asok
The project has finished ahead of schedule, the project manager announces. Dilbert wants to know which schedule.
Project, finish, schedule, original, question, meeting, revision, calendar, change, project manager, Dilbert, Wally
A technician from I.S. comes into Tina's cubicle and takes over her computer.
Start of saga: Tina's computer gets upgraded.
Corporate Services, IS, upgrade, reformat, computer, hard drive, guilt, tool, circuit board, technician, Tina
The I.S. technician hides under Tina's desk for three days.
Corporate Services, IS, desk, upgrade, computer, hide, food, licorice, feed, Wally, Tina, technician
The IS technician breaks Tina's computer when he upgraded it.
Corporate Services, IS, upgrade, broke, ahead, broken, fast, computer, tool, technician, Tina
Dilbert finishes upgrading the sales support network. A sales person complains he can't unlock his Lexus anymore.
Office Politics, upgrade, sales, support, network, Lexus, unlock, own, look like, sales rep, Dilbert
The Boss complains his computer screen is fuzzy.
Technology, computer, screen, fuzzy, fiddle, clean, handkerchief, flu, subject, monitor, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss and Dilbert interview Paul, who claims to have invented e-commerce.
Personnel, interview, candidate, invent, e-commerce, teach, lie, engineer, hire, Boss, Dilbert, Paul
Catbert tells Asok he needs approval for any outside jobs.
Personnel, approval, outside job, realise, control, life, think, predict, Catbert, Asok