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1999-05-01
Dilbert captures the thief on a hidden camera.
Management, hidden, camera, thief, raid, cubicle, picture, grainy, cat, Dilbert, Boss

1999-05-02
The Boss presents a project timeline but doesn't take into account unforeseen problems.
Leadership, project, plan, problem, unforeseen, motivation, dysfunctional, schedule, mad, random, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

1999-05-03
Wally discovers the Boss is away and sends e-mail from the his account.
Office Politics, unattended, e-mail, unscrupulous, nostril, forge, fake, Wally

1999-05-04
The vice-president's phone rings while Dilbert is in the middle of a presentation.
Management, presentation, telephone, ignore, interrupt, insult, cell phone, vice president, Dilbert

1999-05-05
The Boss describes his eating habits when he was young to Asok.
Office Politics, breakfast, lunch, dinner, fat, break, Boss, Asok

1999-05-06
Dilbert's mother shops for a computer and is shown a reliable model.
Technology, reliable, computer, software, freeze, spoon, crash, computer salesman, Dilbert's Mom

1999-05-07
An engineer lies about his knowledge while having a heart attack.
Health, chest pain, heart, antigravity belt, CPR, engineer, suspenders, engineer, Ted, Dilbert

1999-05-08
The Boss asks Tina to write the Chinese version of the product instructions.
Project, Chinese, instruction, product, scribble, Boss, Tina

1999-05-09
The Boss makes a few improvements to Alice's design, even though he's not an engineer.
Management, design, upgrade, engineer, liberal arts, college, graduate, Moby Dick, Charles Dickens, circuit, renaissance man, Boss, Alice

1999-05-10
Technical support calls have been reduced in volume by using annoying sounds, the Boss says.
Management, tech support, support call, on hold, music, balloon, getaway car, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

1999-05-11
Asok finished his assignments early, so he tells the Boss.
Management, objectives, salary, assignment, extra work, Asok, Boss, Wally

1999-05-12
Asok says he's not fulfilled by the assignments he's given.
Management, self-actualisation, goal, binder, outdated, unfulfilled, project, dump, landfill, Asok, Boss

1999-05-13
Wally describes the best way to get unwanted binders to the dump.
Project, binder, landfill, dump, send, Fed Ex, marketing, expense report, Asok, Wally

1999-05-14
Redesigned processes will enable enterprise integration, the Boss says. Wally wants to know his part in the project.
Management, meeting, redesign, enterprise, integration, knowledge, suggestion, question, nothing, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

1999-05-15
Dilbert finishes his part of a well-engineered project.
Marketing, project, complete, well-engineered, squadron, idiot, ear, coaster, nap, Dilbert, marketing idiot

1999-05-16
Wally tries to escape a boring meeting by faking his own death.
Meeting, boredom, escape, fake, death, coffee, poison, stiff, pose, proactive, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

1999-05-17
The Boss gets a new pager.
Technology, alpha-numeric, pager, clip, ear, belt, hell, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

1999-05-18
The Boss doubts his new pager is supposed to be clipped on to his ear.
Technology, pager, clip, vibrate, beep, telephone, call, double check, Boss, Wally

1999-05-19
Asok remembers ritual abuse but it was actually his annual performance review.
Performance Review, memory, recover, ritual, abuse, fade, lunch, Asok, Wally, Dilbert

1999-05-20
Dilbert's date doesn't want him to walk her all the way home.
Dating, walk, home, tracking device, alley, hide, Dilbert's date, Dilbert

1999-05-21
Dilbert discovers where his date lives, so he spies on her.
Dating, tracking device, satellite, spy, radio, bedroom, stalk, technology, Dilbert

1999-05-22
The Boss asks Alice to stay all night to finish a project.
Management, project, all night, random act of management, victim, arm-pumping, vital, mirror, Boss, Alice

1999-05-23
Dilbert tries to ask a quick question to a female co-worker.
Dating, question, innocent, knowledge, intelligence, appearance, BMW, engineer, physical, bathrobe, co-worker, Dilbert, Dogbert

1999-05-24
Dogbert dares Dilbert to go to work dressed in a bathrobe.
Start of saga: Dilbert dresses in a bathrobe at work.
Family, bet, bluff, bathrobe, coffee, debate, definition, breakfast, Dogbert, Dilbert

1999-05-25
The Boss sees Dilbert dressed in a bathrobe at work and gives him a raise.
Management, bathrobe, market power, raise, quit, terrycloth, engineer, rebel, Boss, Dilbert, co-worker

1999-05-26
A co-worker thinks Dilbert is a rebel because of the bathrobe.
Office Politics, bathrobe, rebel, cool, talk, yellow, flavour, skull, Dilbert, co-worker

1999-05-27
Dilbert is introduced to the other office rebels who are easily manipulated.
Office Politics, bathrobe, rebel, manipulate, stupid, dare, branding iron, Dilbert, office rebel

1999-05-28
Dilbert wants to collect from the bet. Dogbert wants to go double or nothing.
Family, bet, million dollars, double or nothing, exact words, Dilbert, Dogbert

1999-05-29
The Boss reorganises the office, but it's an old organisation.
Management, reorganisation, announcement, employee of the week, organisation chart, Boss, Carol

1999-05-30
The Boss asks Alice to negotiate changes to a signed contract.
Management, contract, change, discount, clueless, vendor, acts of God, poltergeist, steal, Boss, Alice

1999-05-31
Ted's story goes on and on so Alice silences him.
Meeting, fist of death, story, two-warning system, throat, Alice, Ted, Wally