Dense planets have more gravity, Dilbert tells Dogbert.
Science, mass, gravity, planet, logic, loose end, circular reasoning, dense, Dilbert, Dogbert
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The Boss asks Dilbert to create a presentation for foreign visitors.
Start of saga: Dilbert does a presentation.
Presentation, foreign, visitor, topic, Austria, Australia, language, Boss, Dilbert
Dogbert talks about fear of public speaking before Dilbert's presentation.
Presentation, fear, public speaking, death, favour, sleep, bathrobe, laptop computer, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert shows a cartoon at the beginning of his presentation.
Presentation, cartoon, punchline, overhead projector, Dilbert
Dilbert wraps up his boring presentation.
Presentation, conclusion, boredom, accomplishment, air, Dilbert, man
Wally describes his religion.
Philosophy, God, religion, create, coffee, stir, lonely, finger, coffee maker, Wally, Dilbert
The Boss shows Alice his family picture, which only contains him.
Family, morale, family picture, freak, question, suffer, Alice, Boss
The Boss hires either a technology expert or a rodeo clown.
Management, understand, mumble, technology, expert, hay, belt buckle, Boss, rodeo clown, Alice
The new employee clowns around with the Boss.
Management, charge, bull, fast, tease, belt buckle, rodeo clown, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
Dogbert convinces the Boss to use astrology.
Start of saga: The Boss gets in to astrology.
Dogbert-Schemes, astrology, stars, decision, random, QED, guide, swami hat, Dogbert, Boss
The Boss's astrologer tells him to approve Alice's project.
Management, astrology, project, approval, decision, judgement, ignorance, theory, Boss, Alice, Dilbert
Someone is trying to rip off the Boss, his astrologer says.
Management, plot, astrology, rip off, hourly billing, Boss, Asok, Dogbert, Alice, Wally
Dilbert complains about conflicting instructions.
Management, opposite, accountable, vague feeling, Dilbert, Boss
Dogbert's wrecking company takes care of the Boss's car.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert Wrecking Company, crush, car, monthly plan, model, dealer, business card, Dogbert, Wally, Boss
The scapegoat gets shot.
Start of saga: The scapegoat
Management, shoot, wound, gun, messenger, don't shoot the messenger, fault, rifle, scope, Dilbert, scapegoat, Boss
The scapegoat says getting shot happens far too often.
Office Politics, shoot, National Rifle Association, NRA, chili, cook off, accusation, Dilbert, scapegoat
The scapegoat is transferred to sales to take the blame for low sales.
Management, transfer, sales, blame, perfect world, useless, product, Boss, scapegoat
A woman tells Dilbert about a nicer woman.
Dating, party, drink, glare, telephone, story, fault, Dilbert, woman
Wally wants to do the analysis at the last minute so the Boss won't have time for changes.
Management, analysis, report, last minute, unnecessary change, deadline, Boss, Wally
Every time the Boss and Alice disagree, she's proved correct.
Management, disagree, correct, initial, prove, Boss, Alice
The Boss introduces a big dumb guy who is a habitual liar.
Management, dumb, liar, track record, steal, learn, lazy, Boss, big dumb guy, Alice
Hammerhead Bob bores Dilbert.
Office Politics, boring, conversation, bathroom, nail, follow, Hammerhead Bob, Dilbert
Hammerhead Bob pursues Asok.
Office Politics, boring, conversation, body language, personal space, ear plug, Hammerhead Bob, Asok, Alice
Carol switches Wally to a new project code.
Project, budget, code, bald, engineer, Carol, Wally
Ted tells about his new baby and Wally and Dilbert insult him.
Office Politics, baby, wife, moron, foster care, insult, instinct, Ted, Wally, Dilbert
Wally wears jeans under his work pants.
Fashion, jeans, casual, pants, comfort, butt, secret, coffee maker, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
Ratbert finds himself through art.
Philosophy, art, finding myself, painting, palette, brush, beret, Ratbert, Bob
Dogbert mocks Dilbert for a stupid opinion created by Dogbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, experiment, opinion, mock, Internet, plan, laryngitis, ear, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert's Mom flames Bill Gates via e-mail.
Technology, infrared, Linux, e-mail, competition keeper missile, flame, Dilbert's Mom, Dilbert, Bill Gates
Dogbert defends against Microsoft missiles launched because of an e-mail flame.
Technology, Linux, Bill Gates, missile, anti-Microsoft, press conference, operating system, Dilbert, Dogbert, reporter
Dogbert's tech support advises a customer to blow up a power relay station.
Tech Support, reboot, van, dynamite, terrorist, bazooka, sabotage, telephone, Dogbert, Dilbert