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1999-03-01
Dense planets have more gravity, Dilbert tells Dogbert.
Science, mass, gravity, planet, logic, loose end, circular reasoning, dense, Dilbert, Dogbert

1999-03-02
The Boss asks Dilbert to create a presentation for foreign visitors.
Start of saga: Dilbert does a presentation.
Presentation, foreign, visitor, topic, Austria, Australia, language, Boss, Dilbert

1999-03-03
Dogbert talks about fear of public speaking before Dilbert's presentation.
Presentation, fear, public speaking, death, favour, sleep, bathrobe, laptop computer, Dogbert, Dilbert

1999-03-04
Dilbert shows a cartoon at the beginning of his presentation.
Presentation, cartoon, punchline, overhead projector, Dilbert

1999-03-05
Dilbert wraps up his boring presentation.
Presentation, conclusion, boredom, accomplishment, air, Dilbert, man

1999-03-06
Wally describes his religion.
Philosophy, God, religion, create, coffee, stir, lonely, finger, coffee maker, Wally, Dilbert

1999-03-07
The Boss shows Alice his family picture, which only contains him.
Family, morale, family picture, freak, question, suffer, Alice, Boss

1999-03-08
The Boss hires either a technology expert or a rodeo clown.
Management, understand, mumble, technology, expert, hay, belt buckle, Boss, rodeo clown, Alice

1999-03-09
The new employee clowns around with the Boss.
Management, charge, bull, fast, tease, belt buckle, rodeo clown, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

1999-03-10
Dogbert convinces the Boss to use astrology.
Start of saga: The Boss gets in to astrology.
Dogbert-Schemes, astrology, stars, decision, random, QED, guide, swami hat, Dogbert, Boss

1999-03-11
The Boss's astrologer tells him to approve Alice's project.
Management, astrology, project, approval, decision, judgement, ignorance, theory, Boss, Alice, Dilbert

1999-03-12
Someone is trying to rip off the Boss, his astrologer says.
Management, plot, astrology, rip off, hourly billing, Boss, Asok, Dogbert, Alice, Wally

1999-03-13
Dilbert complains about conflicting instructions.
Management, opposite, accountable, vague feeling, Dilbert, Boss

1999-03-14
Dogbert's wrecking company takes care of the Boss's car.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert Wrecking Company, crush, car, monthly plan, model, dealer, business card, Dogbert, Wally, Boss

1999-03-15
The scapegoat gets shot.
Start of saga: The scapegoat
Management, shoot, wound, gun, messenger, don't shoot the messenger, fault, rifle, scope, Dilbert, scapegoat, Boss

1999-03-16
The scapegoat says getting shot happens far too often.
Office Politics, shoot, National Rifle Association, NRA, chili, cook off, accusation, Dilbert, scapegoat

1999-03-17
The scapegoat is transferred to sales to take the blame for low sales.
Management, transfer, sales, blame, perfect world, useless, product, Boss, scapegoat

1999-03-18
A woman tells Dilbert about a nicer woman.
Dating, party, drink, glare, telephone, story, fault, Dilbert, woman

1999-03-19
Wally wants to do the analysis at the last minute so the Boss won't have time for changes.
Management, analysis, report, last minute, unnecessary change, deadline, Boss, Wally

1999-03-20
Every time the Boss and Alice disagree, she's proved correct.
Management, disagree, correct, initial, prove, Boss, Alice

1999-03-21
The Boss introduces a big dumb guy who is a habitual liar.
Management, dumb, liar, track record, steal, learn, lazy, Boss, big dumb guy, Alice

1999-03-22
Hammerhead Bob bores Dilbert.
Office Politics, boring, conversation, bathroom, nail, follow, Hammerhead Bob, Dilbert

1999-03-23
Hammerhead Bob pursues Asok.
Office Politics, boring, conversation, body language, personal space, ear plug, Hammerhead Bob, Asok, Alice

1999-03-24
Carol switches Wally to a new project code.
Project, budget, code, bald, engineer, Carol, Wally

1999-03-25
Ted tells about his new baby and Wally and Dilbert insult him.
Office Politics, baby, wife, moron, foster care, insult, instinct, Ted, Wally, Dilbert

1999-03-26
Wally wears jeans under his work pants.
Fashion, jeans, casual, pants, comfort, butt, secret, coffee maker, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

1999-03-27
Ratbert finds himself through art.
Philosophy, art, finding myself, painting, palette, brush, beret, Ratbert, Bob

1999-03-28
Dogbert mocks Dilbert for a stupid opinion created by Dogbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, experiment, opinion, mock, Internet, plan, laryngitis, ear, Dogbert, Dilbert

1999-03-29
Dilbert's Mom flames Bill Gates via e-mail.
Technology, infrared, Linux, e-mail, competition keeper missile, flame, Dilbert's Mom, Dilbert, Bill Gates

1999-03-30
Dogbert defends against Microsoft missiles launched because of an e-mail flame.
Technology, Linux, Bill Gates, missile, anti-Microsoft, press conference, operating system, Dilbert, Dogbert, reporter

1999-03-31
Dogbert's tech support advises a customer to blow up a power relay station.
Tech Support, reboot, van, dynamite, terrorist, bazooka, sabotage, telephone, Dogbert, Dilbert