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Dense planets have more gravity, Dilbert tells Dogbert.
Science, mass, gravity, planet, logic, loose end, circular reasoning, dense, Dilbert, Dogbert

The Boss asks Dilbert to create a presentation for foreign visitors.
Start of saga: Dilbert does a presentation.
Presentation, foreign, visitor, topic, Austria, Australia, language, Boss, Dilbert

Dogbert talks about fear of public speaking before Dilbert's presentation.
Presentation, fear, public speaking, death, favour, sleep, bathrobe, laptop computer, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert shows a cartoon at the beginning of his presentation.
Presentation, cartoon, punchline, overhead projector, Dilbert

Dilbert wraps up his boring presentation.
Presentation, conclusion, boredom, accomplishment, air, Dilbert, man

Wally describes his religion.
Philosophy, God, religion, create, coffee, stir, lonely, finger, coffee maker, Wally, Dilbert

The Boss shows Alice his family picture, which only contains him.
Family, morale, family picture, freak, question, suffer, Alice, Boss

The Boss hires either a technology expert or a rodeo clown.
Management, understand, mumble, technology, expert, hay, belt buckle, Boss, rodeo clown, Alice

The new employee clowns around with the Boss.
Management, charge, bull, fast, tease, belt buckle, rodeo clown, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Dogbert convinces the Boss to use astrology.
Start of saga: The Boss gets in to astrology.
Dogbert-Schemes, astrology, stars, decision, random, QED, guide, swami hat, Dogbert, Boss

The Boss's astrologer tells him to approve Alice's project.
Management, astrology, project, approval, decision, judgement, ignorance, theory, Boss, Alice, Dilbert

Someone is trying to rip off the Boss, his astrologer says.
Management, plot, astrology, rip off, hourly billing, Boss, Asok, Dogbert, Alice, Wally

Dilbert complains about conflicting instructions.
Management, opposite, accountable, vague feeling, Dilbert, Boss

Dogbert's wrecking company takes care of the Boss's car.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert Wrecking Company, crush, car, monthly plan, model, dealer, business card, Dogbert, Wally, Boss

The scapegoat gets shot.
Start of saga: The scapegoat
Management, shoot, wound, gun, messenger, don't shoot the messenger, fault, rifle, scope, Dilbert, scapegoat, Boss

The scapegoat says getting shot happens far too often.
Office Politics, shoot, National Rifle Association, NRA, chili, cook off, accusation, Dilbert, scapegoat

The scapegoat is transferred to sales to take the blame for low sales.
Management, transfer, sales, blame, perfect world, useless, product, Boss, scapegoat

A woman tells Dilbert about a nicer woman.
Dating, party, drink, glare, telephone, story, fault, Dilbert, woman

Wally wants to do the analysis at the last minute so the Boss won't have time for changes.
Management, analysis, report, last minute, unnecessary change, deadline, Boss, Wally

Every time the Boss and Alice disagree, she's proved correct.
Management, disagree, correct, initial, prove, Boss, Alice

The Boss introduces a big dumb guy who is a habitual liar.
Management, dumb, liar, track record, steal, learn, lazy, Boss, big dumb guy, Alice

Hammerhead Bob bores Dilbert.
Office Politics, boring, conversation, bathroom, nail, follow, Hammerhead Bob, Dilbert

Hammerhead Bob pursues Asok.
Office Politics, boring, conversation, body language, personal space, ear plug, Hammerhead Bob, Asok, Alice

Carol switches Wally to a new project code.
Project, budget, code, bald, engineer, Carol, Wally

Ted tells about his new baby and Wally and Dilbert insult him.
Office Politics, baby, wife, moron, foster care, insult, instinct, Ted, Wally, Dilbert

Wally wears jeans under his work pants.
Fashion, jeans, casual, pants, comfort, butt, secret, coffee maker, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

Ratbert finds himself through art.
Philosophy, art, finding myself, painting, palette, brush, beret, Ratbert, Bob

Dogbert mocks Dilbert for a stupid opinion created by Dogbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, experiment, opinion, mock, Internet, plan, laryngitis, ear, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert's Mom flames Bill Gates via e-mail.
Technology, infrared, Linux, e-mail, competition keeper missile, flame, Dilbert's Mom, Dilbert, Bill Gates

Dogbert defends against Microsoft missiles launched because of an e-mail flame.
Technology, Linux, Bill Gates, missile, anti-Microsoft, press conference, operating system, Dilbert, Dogbert, reporter

Dogbert's tech support advises a customer to blow up a power relay station.
Tech Support, reboot, van, dynamite, terrorist, bazooka, sabotage, telephone, Dogbert, Dilbert