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1998-11-01
The Boss says getting a nickname for the group will solve the morale problem.
Management, morale, problem, nickname, scatological, monkey, grumpy, optimism, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, Asok

1998-11-02
Ann warns she likes to curse.
Start of saga: Ann likes to curse.
Office Politics, swear, curse, warm-up, ear, Ann, Dilbert, Asok, Wally

1998-11-03
Ann will curse until people's eyebrows burn off, she warns.
Office Politics, swear, curse, eyebrow, anger, power, Ann, Wally, Dilbert

1998-11-04
Ann barges in wherever she wants.
Office Politics, swear, curse, barge, knock, door, hinge, Ann, Boss, co-worker

1998-11-05
Dilbert bets Ann can light a match by cursing at it.
Office Politics, swear, curse, ignite, match, fire, hair, skull, Dilbert, Ted, Ann

1998-11-06
The Boss hires a humourless blob as creative director.
Management, creative director, innovation, idea, loose cannon, Boss, Dilbert, humourless blob

1998-11-07
Dilbert presents to humourless blobs.
Presentation, cartoon, join in, projector, humour, Dilbert, humourless blob

1998-11-08
The Boss wants to make Wally quit.
Management, performance review, fire, standards, cubicle, washroom, stall, living hell, Boss, Wally

1998-11-09
Alice complains about small raises even though she works hard.
Personnel, work hard, motivation, raise, Alice, Catbert

1998-11-10
The Boss wants a project plan for the software changes.
Management, project, plan, resource, justify, software development, laptop computer, Boss, Dilbert

1998-11-11
The Boss does not understand Alice's technical recommendation, so he will rely on his insights.
Management, recommendation, report, insight, knowledge, engineer, Boss, Alice

1998-11-12
Dogbert tests his emergency monarch system.
Dogbert-Schemes, king, bow, peasant, monarchy, emergency, wretched, crown, bathrobe, breakfast, Dogbert, Dilbert

1998-11-13
Carol wants Dilbert to sign a non-employee certification form.
Start of saga: Dilbert signs a form he doesn't understand.
Administration, raise, sign, form, certification, messenger, file cabinet, Carol, Dilbert

1998-11-14
Dilbert doesn't want to sign Carol's form.
Administration, form, apply, rule, helpless, attitude, Dilbert, Carol

1998-11-15
The Boss wants to keep the organisation chart secret and shred internal phone lists.
Management, organisation chart, telephone list, headhunter, steal, initiative, shred, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice, Asok

1998-11-16
Carol expects Dilbert to sign the form even though he doesn't understand it.
Administration, form, sign, legalese, incomprehensible, legal right, involuntary, biological, test, Dilbert, Carol

1998-11-17
The Boss tests an experimental medical procedure on the engineers: unicorn antidepressant therapy.
Start of saga: Unicorn horn.
Health, experiment, medical procedure, unicorn antidepressant therapy, horn, laugh, gizmo, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

1998-11-18
Dilbert explains to his date why he has a unicorn horn.
Dating, unicorn, horn, culture, virility, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

1998-11-19
Dilbert complains to Catbert about growing a unicorn horn.
Pun, unicorn, horn, complain, form, permission, DNA, legalese, stupid, Catbert, Dilbert

1998-11-20
Dilbert counts on his mother's love even though he has a unicorn horn.
Family, love, unicorn, horn, Dilbert, Dilbert's Mom

1998-11-21
The Garbageman offers to cure Dilbert's unicornitis.
Science, unicorn, horn, DNA, cell normaliser, truck, Garbageman, Dilbert

1998-11-22
The goal is zero injuries this year, the Boss says. Anyone injured must fill out a resignation form.
Health, injury, goal, form, resign, injury report, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

1998-11-23
Alice doesn't like her slow-witted co-workers.
Office Politics, love, slow-witted co-worker, soda, lunch, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

1998-11-24
The Boss straps magnets to his body for health reasons.
Health, magnet, fascination, impact, erase, hard drive, disc drive, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

1998-11-25
Dogbert wants to teach morons how to get high-level jobs.
Dogbert-Schemes, moron, high-level job, wag, addiction, ear, tongue, Dilbert, Dogbert, student

1998-11-26
A moron enters the field of knowledge management under Dogbert's guidance.
Dogbert-Schemes, moron, job counselling, expert, knowledge management, optimisation, initiative, smart, leverage, key learning, Dogbert, CFO, Boss

1998-11-27
A moron babbles acronyms to Dilbert.
Management, acronym, CFO, idiot, mystery, babble, CFO, Dilbert

1998-11-28
The CFO asks for a one-sentence description of everyone's projects.
Management, project, budget, decision, semicolon, sentence, chief financial officer, CFO, Dilbert, Wally

1998-11-29
The engineers attend a Windows NT class put on by a computer-illiterate trainer.
Training, Windows NT, teach, stretch, computer, cardboard box, eraser, moose, mouse, teeth, keyboard, trainer, Dilbert, Dogbert, Alice, Wally

1998-11-30
The Boss gives Alice a "Stone of Quality" award.
Management, award, Stone of Quality, engrave, weapon, motivation, rock, Boss, police officer, Alice