Tip: You can download the DSI, which is the source for these strip descriptions. It's at the downloads page.

Ratbert wants to jump on the garbage.
Family, garbage, fresh, jump, urge, silly, best things in life, trashcan, Ratbert, Garbageman

Dilbert has no time to meet objectives when he gets interrupted by urgent items.
Performance Review, objectives, schedule, urgent, handwriting, sample, note, work avoidance, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

The Boss checks his schedule for today's activities.
Professional, schedule, wedgie, vigorous, blind, planner, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

Dilbert meets Larry the vendor and his group of tag-alongs.
Sales, vendor, tag-along, product, knowledge, gizmo, Dilbert, Larry

A woman complains to Catbert she is underpaid for her work.
Personnel, compensation review, duty, underpaid, qualify, subordinate, true story, woman, Catbert

The company has won a bid to create an electronic archive of great art works.
Start of saga: Dilbert creates a digital archive of great art works.
Project, bid, digital archive, art, error, blue period, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

Dilbert shows the digital version of "The Last Supper" to the Boss.
Project, digitise, art, index, Last Supper, clutter, bagel, clip art, Dilbert, Boss

Dilbert tells Tina about his project of collecting great art works.
Project, digital, art, mistake, story, newsletter, improve, Dilbert, Boss, Tina

The company decides to stop technical support on all its products.
Tech Support, product, recorded message, customer, resource, profit, bonus, evil, spirit, man, Dilbert, Alice

During an interview, Catbert asks the potential hire if constant interruption would bother him.
Personnel, interview, interrupt, honesty, ineffective, Catbert, man

Dilbert and Dogbert fly to the moon in a cubicle.
Start of saga: Dilbert and Dogbert fly to the moon and discover NASA's hoax.
Science, launch, rocket, moon, liftoff, seatbelt, cubicle, bad idea, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert and Dogbert land on the moon in their cubicle.
Science, moon, cubicle, space program, hoax, NASA, temperature, oxygen, engineer, ear, Dilbert, Dogbert, woman

All the women who love engineers are on the moon, Dilbert discovers.
Science, NASA, moon, experiment, rival, shuttle, space flight, underwear, party hat, woman, engineer

The engineers have a contest to see who can stay on the moon.
Science, NASA, moon, engineer, contest, drink, underwear, party hat, woman, engineer

The Boss asks Dilbert to work through lunch.
Professional, shoddy, lunch, ethics, banana, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

Catbert tells Wally to fill out a vacation request form or lose his vacation.
Personnel, vacation, request, form, exist, shadow, cubicle, philosophy, prey, Catbert, Wally

The Boss sends out his motivation message for the day.
Leadership, motivation, message, indecision, telephone, Boss

Wally didn't like the draft of the user manual because the characters were empty.
Technology, review, user manual, draft, engineer, bald, novel, Tina, Wally

Catbert wants a contract employee to become a regular employee.
Start of saga: contract employees versus regular employees.
Personnel, contract, regular, employee, compensation, motivation, stupid, Catbert, contract employee

Catbert and a contract employee discuss the benefits of becoming a regular employee.
Personnel, contract, regular, employee, compensation, benefit, stockholder, intangible, Catbert, contract employee

Employees don't fall for the "intangible benefit" story anymore, Catbert tells the Boss.
Personnel, contract, regular, employee, intangible, benefits, meeting, gun, cane, Catbert, Boss, stockholder

Dilbert gives his time sheet to Carol, who throws it away.
Administration, timesheet, input, creative, Dilbert, Carol

The Boss celebrates everyone who had a birthday in the past year.
Management, birthday, cake, honour, forget, prop, sing, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Asok, Alice

Dogbert combines the words "con" and "insult" and gets "consult."
Dogbert-Schemes, con, insult, consult, expensive, demean, Dogbert, Boss

Dogbert, the consultant, recommends whatever amuses him, since he's not responsible to the stockholders.
Dogbert-Schemes, consultant, accountable, currency, Elbonia, eye-crud, analysis, Dogbert, Boss

No bonuses this year, even though Dilbert's performance was excellent, says the Boss.
Management, bonus, performance, Elbonia, currency, sting, fault, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert says the project will be reviewed by another manager.
Project, plan, phase, review, complete, skip, Dilbert, manager

The new department mascot will be a beaver says the Boss.
Management, mascot, beaver, woodchuck, perky, inspiration, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

The Boss says Dilbert should act like an agent of change, not a peon.
Management, peon, agent of change, work group, business card, paper trail, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert documents Carol's procedures for time sheets as an ISO 9000 requirement.
ISO 9000, timesheet, trashcan, magic, complain, procedure, clipboard, Dilbert, Carol

Dilbert buys from a weasel even though it's cheaper elsewhere.
Pun, weasel, price war, convenience, pun, lesser of two evils, Dilbert, weasel, Dogbert