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1998-07-01
Dogbert, in tech support, says the software works, so it must be a wetware problem.
Tech Support, software, liveware, wetware, CAT scan, break room, labour market, monitor, Dogbert, Ted, Wally

1998-07-02
The Boss complains the Internet is slow, which can be caused by people looking at porn.
Tech Support, Internet, slow, pornography, track, Dogbert, Boss

1998-07-03
Dilbert's date explains she likes a man with a sense of humour.
Dating, humour, joke, spontaneous, spill, try too hard, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

1998-07-04
Dilbert's date thinks Dilbert is socially defective.
Dating, understand, social, defect, unique, preference, argue, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

1998-07-05
Posteriors grow to fit the chair, Alice tells the Boss.
Office Politics, posterior, chair, goldfish, mission, glue, Alice, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

1998-07-06
Catbert announces travelling employees must share hotel rooms.
Start of saga: Dilbert and Wally share a hotel room.
Travel, privacy, share, dignity, hotel, shower, Catbert

1998-07-07
Dilbert asks Wally to share a room at the next conference.
Travel, hotel, share, roommate, spoon, rule, conference, Dilbert, Wally

1998-07-08
Wally and Dilbert arrive at their shared hotel room.
Travel, hotel, share, exercise, wind, sleep, Dilbert, Wally

1998-07-09
Wally, sharing a hotel room with Dilbert, wants to exercise in the nude.
Travel, hotel, share, exercise, jumping jacks, clothes, single occupancy, Wally, Dilbert

1998-07-10
The Boss wants Dilbert to get rid of all URLs on their web pages.
Technology, web page, URL, Uniform Resource Locators, idiot, placate, Boss, Dilbert

1998-07-11
Wally reports his accomplishments -- moving data to a disaster recovery backup facility.
Management, status, report, disaster, recovery, backup, diskette, resume, accomplishment, Wally, Dilbert

1998-07-12
Dilbert passes the time at a boring meeting.
Meeting, boring, unproductive, creative, fidget, pen, breath, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, co-worker

1998-07-13
The Boss's son is the new manager of the technology development group.
Start of saga: The Boss's son is the new manager.
Management, technology development, college, attic, hide, son-of-a-boss, Boss, Dilbert, Boss's son

1998-07-14
The Boss taught his son everything he knows.
Management, pickle, jar, juice, eye, meeting, son-of-a-boss, Boss's son, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

1998-07-15
The new product should be so simple the Boss's wife could use it.
Management, son-of-a-boss, product, simple, mom, hamster, physicist, Boss's son, Alice

1998-07-16
The Boss's son gets promoted to vice president of Marketing.
Management, knowledge, promotion, vice president, marketing, piano, gift, son-of-a-boss, Boss's son, Dilbert, Wally

1998-07-17
Create a project plan, the Boss tells Dilbert.
Leadership, project, plan, strategy, radiation, Boss, Dilbert

1998-07-18
Myron complains his name was changed to Moron by a spell checker.
Management, moron, spell checker, report, Myron, Boss

1998-07-19
The Boss asks Dilbert to build a global satellite network with only $12,000.
Management, goal, motivation, satellite, budget, dizzy, network, Boss, Dilbert

1998-07-20
Alice overhears a loud conversation outside her cubicle.
Office Politics, conversation, cubicle, loud, distract, shut up, Alice, co-worker

1998-07-21
Dilbert asks the Boss why he hasn't interfered lately.
Start of saga: The Boss is replaced by an alien.
Leadership, alien, project, interfere, empower, dumpster, bonus, budget, Dilbert, Boss

1998-07-22
The aliens discuss how the Boss's replacement should act so as not to draw suspicion.
Science, alien, suspicion, competent, caring, leader, organisation chart, overwork, Boss, alien, Carol

1998-07-23
The alien, disguised as the Boss, tries to act normal at the office.
Science, alien, prison, spaceship, shorts, quality of work, Bad Thing, tail, Boss, Asok, Dilbert, alien, Alice

1998-07-24
Dilbert thinks the Boss has been replaced by an alien.
Science, alien, captive, prison, observation, Dilbert, Dogbert

1998-07-25
The aliens demand to know the Boss's management secrets.
ISO 9000, management, secret, downsize, help crash, Alps, ISO 9001, crutches, ray gun, alien, Boss, Alice

1998-07-26
Dilbert asks for the Boss's help to use the better vendor.
Management, marketing, paper, tissue, vendor, reminder, Dilbert, Boss

1998-07-27
Dilbert complains to his Mom and she says she's proud of him.
Family, budget, deadline, purchase, proud, Navy Seal, Dilbert, Dilbert's Mom

1998-07-28
Dilbert frantically buys things to avoid future budget cuts.
Sales, budget, deadline, personality, moon, butt, Dilbert, sales rep

1998-07-29
Ted wants to talk at the meeting, but all the good points have already come up.
Meeting, talking point, momentum, value added, babble, Ted, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

1998-07-30
Ted compensates for his lack of skills and knowledge by raising issues.
Professional, skill, knowledge, issue, sales, training, meeting, oxygen, Ted, Dilbert

1998-07-31
Ted justifies his existence by clipping articles and routing them around.
Professional, newspaper, article, relevant, route, stall, scissors, Ted, Wally