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Dogbert, in tech support, says the software works, so it must be a wetware problem.
Tech Support, software, liveware, wetware, CAT scan, break room, labour market, monitor, Dogbert, Ted, Wally

The Boss complains the Internet is slow, which can be caused by people looking at porn.
Tech Support, Internet, slow, pornography, track, Dogbert, Boss

Dilbert's date explains she likes a man with a sense of humour.
Dating, humour, joke, spontaneous, spill, try too hard, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Dilbert's date thinks Dilbert is socially defective.
Dating, understand, social, defect, unique, preference, argue, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Posteriors grow to fit the chair, Alice tells the Boss.
Office Politics, posterior, chair, goldfish, mission, glue, Alice, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Catbert announces travelling employees must share hotel rooms.
Start of saga: Dilbert and Wally share a hotel room.
Travel, privacy, share, dignity, hotel, shower, Catbert

Dilbert asks Wally to share a room at the next conference.
Travel, hotel, share, roommate, spoon, rule, conference, Dilbert, Wally

Wally and Dilbert arrive at their shared hotel room.
Travel, hotel, share, exercise, wind, sleep, Dilbert, Wally

Wally, sharing a hotel room with Dilbert, wants to exercise in the nude.
Travel, hotel, share, exercise, jumping jacks, clothes, single occupancy, Wally, Dilbert

The Boss wants Dilbert to get rid of all URLs on their web pages.
Technology, web page, URL, Uniform Resource Locators, idiot, placate, Boss, Dilbert

Wally reports his accomplishments -- moving data to a disaster recovery backup facility.
Management, status, report, disaster, recovery, backup, diskette, resume, accomplishment, Wally, Dilbert

Dilbert passes the time at a boring meeting.
Meeting, boring, unproductive, creative, fidget, pen, breath, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, co-worker

The Boss's son is the new manager of the technology development group.
Start of saga: The Boss's son is the new manager.
Management, technology development, college, attic, hide, son-of-a-boss, Boss, Dilbert, Boss's son

The Boss taught his son everything he knows.
Management, pickle, jar, juice, eye, meeting, son-of-a-boss, Boss's son, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

The new product should be so simple the Boss's wife could use it.
Management, son-of-a-boss, product, simple, mom, hamster, physicist, Boss's son, Alice

The Boss's son gets promoted to vice president of Marketing.
Management, knowledge, promotion, vice president, marketing, piano, gift, son-of-a-boss, Boss's son, Dilbert, Wally

Create a project plan, the Boss tells Dilbert.
Leadership, project, plan, strategy, radiation, Boss, Dilbert

Myron complains his name was changed to Moron by a spell checker.
Management, moron, spell checker, report, Myron, Boss

The Boss asks Dilbert to build a global satellite network with only $12,000.
Management, goal, motivation, satellite, budget, dizzy, network, Boss, Dilbert

Alice overhears a loud conversation outside her cubicle.
Office Politics, conversation, cubicle, loud, distract, shut up, Alice, co-worker

Dilbert asks the Boss why he hasn't interfered lately.
Start of saga: The Boss is replaced by an alien.
Leadership, alien, project, interfere, empower, dumpster, bonus, budget, Dilbert, Boss

The aliens discuss how the Boss's replacement should act so as not to draw suspicion.
Science, alien, suspicion, competent, caring, leader, organisation chart, overwork, Boss, alien, Carol

The alien, disguised as the Boss, tries to act normal at the office.
Science, alien, prison, spaceship, shorts, quality of work, Bad Thing, tail, Boss, Asok, Dilbert, alien, Alice

Dilbert thinks the Boss has been replaced by an alien.
Science, alien, captive, prison, observation, Dilbert, Dogbert

The aliens demand to know the Boss's management secrets.
ISO 9000, management, secret, downsize, help crash, Alps, ISO 9001, crutches, ray gun, alien, Boss, Alice

Dilbert asks for the Boss's help to use the better vendor.
Management, marketing, paper, tissue, vendor, reminder, Dilbert, Boss

Dilbert complains to his Mom and she says she's proud of him.
Family, budget, deadline, purchase, proud, Navy Seal, Dilbert, Dilbert's Mom

Dilbert frantically buys things to avoid future budget cuts.
Sales, budget, deadline, personality, moon, butt, Dilbert, sales rep

Ted wants to talk at the meeting, but all the good points have already come up.
Meeting, talking point, momentum, value added, babble, Ted, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

Ted compensates for his lack of skills and knowledge by raising issues.
Professional, skill, knowledge, issue, sales, training, meeting, oxygen, Ted, Dilbert

Ted justifies his existence by clipping articles and routing them around.
Professional, newspaper, article, relevant, route, stall, scissors, Ted, Wally