Dilbert gets an attack of telephone shyness.
Personal, telephone, shy, call, restroom, hide, afraid, bathroom, Dilbert
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Dogbert offers to help cure Dilbert's shyness attacks.
Personal, shy, attack, nude, photo, Internet, Motley Crue, cure, porn, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert posts nude photos of Dilbert to the Internet.
Personal, shy, cure, Internet, nude, photo, scream, reject, porn, bathrobe, breakfast, Dogbert, Dilbert
Alice gets mad when her program won't compile.
Pun, software development, computer, program, compile, code, rage, Alice, police officer
Dilbert wants to know what the budget is for his project but the Boss can't tell him.
Budget, project, secret, strategy, hope, Dilbert, Boss
Dilbert tries to figure out the company's strategy.
Policy, strategy, cubicle, wander, deduce, first to market, premiere, Dilbert, Wally
Dilbert's energy dips too low to move, even though coffee is merely yards away.
Office Politics, coffee, tired, energy, loot, trousers, computer, antidote, immobile, co-worker, pants, computer, nude, Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Dogbert
The unemployment dips and Catbert fears the balance of power will shift.
Personnel, newspaper, unemployment rate, gargoyle, cubicle, bug zapper, Catbert, Wally, Dilbert, Alice
Wally lowers his productivity because the demand for engineers is greater than the supply.
Professional, supply and demand, productivity, equilibrium, insolence, engineer, Wally, Boss, Dilbert
Wally gets a cubicle roof installed.
Office Politics, cubicle, unemployment, lemonade, roof, hammer, Dilbert, Wally, carpenter
Wally lords his technical skills over the people in Marketing.
Professional, marketing, skill, technical, project status, cheerleader, Wally, marketeer
Ted wants to revisit the vendor selection issue even though the decision can't be changed.
Meeting, vendor, select, issue, darn, indecision, dullard, heck, pitchspoon, Ted, Phil, Wally, Dilbert
Asbestos is present in the building, announces the Boss.
Science, asbestos, process, attrition, insulation, building, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
Insane people always control reality, as Dogbert demonstrates.
Business, reality, insane, project, change, lie, weasel, donation, woman, Dogbert, Dilbert, Wally
The Boss is worried no one from his division is going for drug treatment.
Start of saga: Alice goes to the company's drug treatment program.
Management, drug, treatment program, embarrassment, Midol, childproof container, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, Wally
Alice starts going to the drug treatment program.
Corporate Services, drug, treatment program, problem, proactive, hallucination, inkblot, Alice, counsellor
Alice wants out of the drug treatment program.
Corporate Services, drug, treatment program, form, registration, battering ram, duct tape, objective, counsellor, Alice
The top executives attend a strategy meeting where they don't get out until they agree on a new strategy.
Leadership, strategy, meeting, executive, broom, trap, Boss, janitor, Alice, Dilbert
The executives got locked in a conference room and starved, Alice tells Dilbert.
Leadership, strategy, executive, telephone, starve, death, lock, outside line, Alice, Dilbert, executive
The search is on to find a new CEO for the company.
Leadership, CEO, executive search firm, ethics, plunder, challenge, treasure, Dilbert, Wally, Dogbert, man
The Boss complains Dilbert responds too quickly to his e-mail.
Management, e-mail, priority, compile, mumbo jumbo, software development, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss introduces Dogbert as the returning CEO.
Start of saga: Dogbert returns as CEO of Dilbert's company.
Leadership, CEO, plan, asset, pillage, rhyme, Boss, Dogbert, Wally, Dilbert, Asok
Dogbert gets a new "gopher" as CEO.
Leadership, CEO, gopher, uniform, office, trash, basketball, costume, Dogbert, Ted
Dogbert explains how he will change the stock price for his own personal gain.
Leadership, CEO, stock, price, gain, budget, product, board of directors, spin off, Dogbert, director
Dogbert decides to double his pay as CEO.
Leadership, CEO, board of directors, bleat, check and balance, sheep, Dogbert, Wally, director, Dilbert
A representative from "United Charities" asks Dogbert to be chair.
Leadership, CEO, United Charity, health plan, free clinic, award, trophy, ceremony, Dogbert, secretary, man
An investment banker helps Dogbert to loot the company and then escape.
Leadership, CEO, loot, merger, golden parachute, stock options, Dogbert, investment banker, Alice, Dilbert
The Boss looks for a project leader for an important project.
Management, product, project, leader, pay, passion, allergy, medication, tingle, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice
The Boss asks for a budget forecast from Dilbert.
Management, budget, forecast, lost, paper, chair, butt crack, Boss, Dilbert
A man asks Dogbert in tech support for help using e-mail.
Tech Support, e-mail, IQ, classical music, radio, nemesis, Dogbert, man