Meeting attendees introduce themselves, but Alice can't say who she works for.
Management, meeting, introduction, shame by association, taint, Susan Block, Max Blump, Alice, Boss
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Author Norman Solomon says the Dilbert Comic Strip is harmful to workers, Dogbert reports.
Society, Norman Solomon, Dilbert Comic Strip, controlled experiment, sarcasm, rebellion, complacency, bald, Dogbert, Wally
The Boss wants to start discriminating against single people.
Management, discrimination, single people, marital status, polygamists, law, legal, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
The Boss tells Dilbert of his plans for Dilbert's career: working him to the ground then downsizing.
Professional, career path, health, obsolete, downsize, ill, skill, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert wears work clothes while telecommuting to maintain discipline.
Telecommuting, work clothes, discipline, theory, defective clothes, kitchen, Dilbert, Dogbert
Catbert torments Wally by saying the company knows everything about Wally.
Personnel, big brother, telephone logs, web hits, e-mail, urine test, kill, policy, impersonators, college, grades, salary, family, Catbert, Wally
The Boss asks Alice not to send personal e-mail messages.
Management, e-mail, monitor, personal message, unpaid overtime, clueless, productivity, Boss, Alice
Dogbert is hired to stand in for a recently-resigned employee at an exit interview.
Management, exit interview, resign, motto, English, misunderstood geniuses, stand-in, leadership, hygiene, Dogbert, Boss
The Boss asks Dilbert to deal with an issue on a going forward basis.
Management, time, going forward, issue, time travel, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally
Dogbert decides to become a supermodel.
Start of saga: Dogbert, supermodel
Fashion, sexy, mirror, supermodel, kryptonite, bathrobe, breakfast, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert creates his beauty mark with "Silly Putty".
Fashion, Silly Putty, supermodel, beauty mark, heroin-chic, dogs with tumours, Dogbert, Dilbert, fashion consultant
A fashion consultant mistakes Dogbert's beauty mark for a tumour.
Fashion, supermodel, tumour, beauty mark, sexy, unhealthy, Silly Putty, Dogbert, fashion consultant
Dogbert's first modelling assignment is a lingerie shoot, wearing black socks.
Fashion, supermodel, lingerie, black socks, sexy, ice, ice, turned on, sexually aroused, Dogbert, fashion consultant
Dogbert describes being a supermodel to Dilbert.
Fashion, supermodel, sex symbol, Playgirl magazine, socks, philosophy, inner person, Dilbert, Dogbert
Wally shows the technical recommendations to the Boss and feels powerless because the decisions were already made.
Management, technical recommendation, powerless, joy, decision, Helvetica font, coach, criticism, Wally, Boss
Bob is chosen for the industrial espionage program where he quits, works for a competitor, and sends back secret reports.
Downsizing, industrial espionage program, quit, competitor, report, fired, cover story, secret, Bob, Alice, Dilbert
Catbert announces the company goal to double the efficiency of all employees.
Personnel, employee efficiency, downsize, marketing, math, Catbert, Dilbert, Alice, Wally
Dogbert wants to make an infomercial to target potential investors.
Dogbert-Schemes, infomercial, investor, scam, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert's infomercial for his no-load funds shows on television.
Dogbert-Schemes, infomercial, Dogbert No-Load Funds, pamphlet, weight loss, diet, Dogbert, scam victim, Dilbert
Dogbert advises the Boss to refer to employees as "knowledge assets". That will send an unmistakable message.
Dogbert-Schemes, employee, knowledge asset, moron, send an unmistakable message, consultant, Dogbert, Boss, Dilbert
Catbert says personal lives reflect on the company so dress codes will be enforced at home.
Fashion, personal life, dress code, decision, tutu, fur hat, Catbert, Dilbert
Alice has a birthday. Wally makes a charitable donation in her name and Dilbert gives her an ashtray.
Office Politics, birthday, gift, charity, ashtray, team spirit, Alice, Wally, Dilbert
Dilbert says what's inside a person counts.
Family, respect, hidden qualities, humble, deceit, brag, sweats, hypocrite, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert finds the gullible fool who continues to send anonymous chain letters.
Management, fool, anonymous, chain letter, Curse of Dogbert, swami hat, Dogbert, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
Asok gets a chain letter and faces a choice of death for not forwarding the note or the Curse of Dogbert if he does.
Office Politics, e-mail, chain letter, Curse of Dogbert, death, spank, Asok, Wally, Alice
Dilbert consults the Garbageman on how to handle chain letters.
Office Politics, chain letter, Curse of Dogbert, death, Garbage Man's Curse, trashcan, Dilbert, Garbageman
Dilbert's curse will be cured by the television program 20/20.
Office Politics, curse, cure, John Stossel, nemesis, 20/20, television, ear, swami hat, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss announces the new slogan "Pressure Makes Diamonds."
Management, pressure, slogan, ridicule, garbage, job market, motto, pearl, Boss, Wally, Dilbert