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Wally points out the clause that says Wally won't work for a competitor for five years after he leaves.
Management, employment agreement, work for a competitor, termination, Wally, Boss

Dilbert works with the marketing people to design a new product brochure.
Marketing, brochure, criminal fraud, conscience, jar, Boss, marketing guy, Dilbert

Dilbert wants to emphasise the unique things in their product for the brochure.
Marketing, brochure, design, recycled paper, unique, higher price, old technology, feature, Dilbert, marketing guy

Dogbert says the world's first salesman was Noah.
Sales, Noah's Ark, animal, cruise, sales-babble, blame, giraffe, cat, unicorn, shepherd's hook, Dogbert, Noah, bear, Ratbert

Dilbert says waiting for web pages to load cancels the productivity gains of the information age.
Start of saga: The origins of the World Wide Web are revealed.
Technology, web page, wait, productivity, plot, calculator, society, world wide web, Internet, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert tells the story of why the web browser was invented.
Technology, web browser, wait, flashback, prank, world wide web, Internet, sweats, trashcan, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garbageman

Dogbert and the Garbageman decide on a name for their prank.
Technology, web browser, invention, web, computer, world wide web, Garbageman, Dogbert, web guy

The Garbageman and Dogbert discover their practical joke is out of control.
Technology, web browser, college kid, bushel of money, practical joke, newspaper, money, ear, world wide web, Internet, Garbageman, Dogbert, man

The Boss asks Wally to start designing a product with no requirements gathered.
Management, product requirements, design, doomed project, newspaper, Boss, Wally

The Boss presents a survey comparing salaries to the industry average.
Management, industry survey, salary average, textile workers, high technology, teenager, dead people, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

Carl, the cubicle dwellers' friend, travels from cubicle to cubicle.
Office Politics, cubicle, hard work, coffee cup, job description, Camping Carl, suspenders, belly, Carl, Dilbert, Alice

Alice turns up the office thermostat.
Office Politics, temperature, thermostat, cactus, cold, warm, polka-dot underwear, shirt, Alice, Wally

Wally tries to convince Alice to compromise in the thermostat wars.
Office Politics, thermostat, temperature, compromise, sweater, shave back, polka-dot underwear, mirror, shaver, razor, Wally, Dilbert

Dogbert demonstrates his latest invention, a detector of human stupidity.
Dogbert-Schemes, invention, stupid, interface, divining rod, Dogbert, Dilbert

Alice oversleeps and wears no makeup for her big meeting.
Fashion, oversleep, makeup, task, respect, Newt Gingrich, alarm clock, Alice, Wally, Dilbert, Asok

Catbert sets company policy for the official company font.
Management, document, official, font, Elbonian font software, consonants, Catbert, Dilbert, Elbonian

Carol gives Alice the agenda for the next project meeting.
Management, agenda, project meeting, mission statement, paper bag, sane, sanity, temporary, Carol, Alice

The engineers decide to give the waitress a tip.
Personal, lunch, tip, service, please come again, restaurant, bill, cheque, money, gratuity, etiquette, waitress, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

The Boss asks Wally to chair the "Fun Committee".
Management, chair, fun committee, employee morale, Internet, personal, Boss, Wally

Dogbert decides whether Dilbert is stupid or ignorant.
Personal, stupid, ignorance, narrow-minded, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert asks the Boss to choose between two projects.
Management, project, deadline, priority, illusion of thinking, Dilbert, Boss

Catbert sets company policies on the Internet and chairs.
Management, Internet, non-business purpose, personal thought, company chair, policy, execute, explanation, Catbert

Wally demonstrates his labour-saving software to Dilbert.
Technology, labour-saving software, software, Wally, Dilbert

Dogbert becomes a consultant of obvious generalities.
Dogbert-Schemes, consultant, obvious generalities, artist, brilliant, revenue, profit, headache, goatee, Dogbert, man, woman, Dilbert

Asok feels discouraged about his job and talks to the Boss to get cheered up.
Office Politics, discouraged, pep talk, dead-end job, blood pressure, stock options, leader, Kevorkian, hypertension, Asok, Alice, Wally, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert wants the Boss to tell him more about the project.
Start of saga: Dilbert acquires a cloud of doom.
Management, project, doom, knowledge, comfort, cloud of doom, Dilbert, Boss

Dilbert pleads for everyone's help on the project.
Management, project, cloud of doom, help, lightning, thunder, Dilbert, Wally, Asok

A woman thinks Dilbert's cloud of doom makes him appear dangerous and sexy.
Personal, danger, sexy, lightning, cloud of doom, party, woman, Dilbert

Dilbert describes what he wants in a woman.
Personal, cloud of doom, zap, behaviour, pattern recognition, lightning, Dilbert, woman

Dogbert helps Dilbert get rid of the cloud of doom.
Management, cloud of doom, transfer, clueless, director of special projects, table, strap, new assignment, Dogbert, Boss, Tim

The Boss confronts Alice about her conversation with the Boss's boss.
Management, conversation, mixed message, status report, approval, Boss, Alice