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Wally says it doesn't pay to be talented and hard-working.
Office Politics, assignment, talented, hard working, pay, vending machine, hourly basis, Wally, Dilbert

Dilbert arranges a celebration for the engineers who got patents.
Office Politics, calendar, celebrate, patent, available, cake, Dilbert, Carol, Wally, Boss

The Boss asks the department to create a web page for the internal network.
Technology, web page, network, maintenance, security, pornography, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

Dilbert creates a web page about his birth.
Technology, HTML, MPEG, web page, birth, firewall, nickname, Internet, intranet, network, Dilbert, Dilbert's Mom

The Boss gives Alice a low performance ranking because she never brought issues to him.
Performance Review, issue, lazy, difficult, Boss, Alice

Alice complains to Catbert about the Boss giving her a low performance rating.
Performance Review, performance review, issue, binder, downsize, human resources, bookshelf, struggle, Alice, Catbert

People are getting dumber every minute, according to Dogbert's theory.
Science, stopwatch, dumb, dumber, emotion, intelligence, Dogbert, Dilbert

The Boss updates his "work smarter not harder" saying to "work like a frightened idiot."
Management, work smarter not harder, pay, fright, idiot, Boss, Alice

Wally's interview goes well when he discusses his self-esteem.
Management, job interview, interview, self-esteem, Heimlich Manoeuvre, choke, qualify, insecure, over qualified, lunch, man, Wally, Alice, Dilbert

Wally gives a bullet point for the monthly accomplishments.
Office Politics, bullet point, accomplishment, synergy, platform, journey, destination, Dilbert, Wally

Alice wonders how big her bonus will be.
Office Politics, bonus, project, digit, the bird, flip off, flip the bird, Alice, Dilbert

Carol asks for an assistant secretary.
Start of saga: Carol wants an assistant secretary
Management, secretary, support, busy, Carol, Boss

Carol neglects paperwork to point out she wants an assistant.
Office Politics, raise, pay, paperwork, secretary, paycheque, Dilbert, Carol

Dilbert complains to the Boss about Carol not doing paperwork.
Office Politics, raise, paperwork, discipline, form, ski trip, hell, paycheque, Dilbert, Boss, Carol

Carol introduces Wendy, Carol's new secretary.
Office Politics, secretary, pay, honour, Carol, Dilbert, Wendy

The engineers attend a Leadership Seminar about motivation.
Training, leadership seminar, motivation, leader, sadism, decision, trick question, presentation, trainer, Alice, Dilbert, Wally

The Boss asks Dilbert about the five-year budget forecast.
Management, budget, project review, meeting, bats, juggle, mushroom, Boss, Dilbert

Asok asks why can't a decision be made around here.
Meeting, decision, question, whine, intern, Asok, Alice, Dilbert

A union man objects to Dilbert moving a PC.
Office Politics, union, grievance, move, computer monitor, black ninja outfit, grappling hook, union man, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert relocates his PC at night to thwart union rules.
Office Politics, commando, union rules, Johnny Cash, computer monitor, black ninja outfit, pistol, flashlight, jail cell, behind bars, Dilbert, security guard, prisoner

Dilbert plea bargains for stealing a computer.
Law, steal, PC, lewd conduct, appliance, plea bargain, Mr. Coffee, handcuffs, coffee maker, coffee pot, lawyer, Dilbert, Wally

The Boss switches to managing by cliches.
Management, logic, cliche, customer, management style, improve, Boss, Dilbert

Wally discuss his accomplishments for the week -- his butt had fallen asleep.
Management, staff meeting, accomplishment, bun, sleep, Wallyville, butt, numb, Boss, Wally, Alice

A sales rep promises a customer an impossible thing and blames Engineering.
Sales, schedule, customer, blame, bonus, plan, sales rep, Dilbert

Dilbert complains there isn't enough time in the day.
Overwork, deadline, frazzle, all-day, meeting, management tools, Dilbert, Boss

The Boss plans an off-site meeting to discuss overwork.
Overwork, off-site meeting, mission statement, sack race, state trooper, telephone, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert discusses the mathematical concept of "zero", as in zero time left for additional work.
Management, zero, primitive cultures, Zorro, Dilbert

Dogbert complains to the Boss about the project plan for Dilbert.
Leadership, project plan, impossible, baboon, flashback, ear, honeymoon, Dilbert, Boss