Catbert moves Wally to a window cubicle.
Management, window cubicle, nap, lying in the sun, benefit, used on anything, sleep, Catbert, Wally
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The Boss gets around his signing authority limit.
Management, signing authority, business case, value added, separate, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert presents one hundred business cases to the Boss.
Management, signing authority, business case, spending limit, paper, kill, murder, Boss, Dilbert
The new policy is employees must use the products they sell.
Management, policy, punishment, will to live, Boss, Asok, Wally
The Boss asks Alice why corporate culture is so bad.
Management, corporate culture, self-aware, mail room, problem, intuition, Boss, Alice, mail room man
Wally orders a mail-order bride from Elbonia.
Start of saga: Wally's Elbonian mail order bride.
Personal, loneliness, mail-order bride, photo, pig, wig, telephone, cute, guarantee, Wally, Elbonian
Wally expects his mail-order bride.
Personal, mail-order bride, overnight delivery, garage, lunch, Wally, Dilbert
Alice teases Wally about his mail-order bride.
Personal, mail-order bride, local girls, pathetic, Alice, Wally
Wally's mail-order bride arrives.
Personal, mail-order bride, low expectations, sty, snout, pig, cardboard box, wig, pearl necklace, disappointment, Wally, pig
Wally reveals the fate of his mail-order bride.
Personal, mail-order bride, pig, wig, BLT, rip-off, lunch, sandwich, Wally, Dilbert
Wally naps before his performance review.
Performance Review, performance review, nap, keyboard face, qwertytis, overwork, Wally, Dilbert, Boss
Dilbert negotiates for a new car.
Sales, negotiate, retail price, profit, car, rust inhibitor, airbag, hood ornament, MSRP, large screw, Dilbert, sales rep, Dogbert
Wally reports he did equal amounts of work and anti-work.
Office Politics, work, anti-work, staff meeting, broke even, negative, Wally, Boss
Dilbert didn't read the shrink-wrap license agreement on his new software.
Start of saga: Dilbert becomes Bill Gates's towel boy.
Personal, shrink wrap, software, license agreement, Bill Gates, lawyer, towel boy, laundry boy, Dilbert, Dogbert
Bill Gates's house comes to take Dilbert to be a towel boy.
Personal, software, license agreement, towel boy, Bill Gates, assimilation, Borg, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert is quizzed to see if he's smart enough to be Bill Gates's towel boy.
Personal, license agreement, Bill Gates, towel boy, quiz, primate, monkey, mansion, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss presents a performance review to Tina, who's been on vacation for two weeks.
Performance Review, performance review, vacation, motivation, forget, remember, Boss, Tina
Dogbert compares business, past and present to Christianity and reincarnation.
Management, Christianity, retire, reincarnation, analogy, WD-40, biodegrade, faithful, obedient, Dogbert, Bob
Dilbert tries to avoid his co-workers on his way to his office.
Office Politics, avoid co-workers, crafty, obstacle, productivity, briefcase, elevator, coach, Dilbert, Boss, Alice, co-worker
The Boss downgrades Wally's performance review.
Performance Review, performance review, bell curve, flaw, wash hands, restroom, bathroom, washroom, hygiene, Boss, Wally
Wally complains about the alleged misdeeds used to lower his rating on his performance review.
Performance Review, performance review, alleged misdeeds, crack, bell curve, drug dealer, Wally, Boss
Catbert cancels bereavement leave and life insurance.
Management, bereavement leave, family friendly, relative, life insurance, snuff, kill, murder, Catbert
The Boss asks Alice to not mention any problems during her presentation to senior management.
Management, senior management, problem, disaster, purpose, Boss, Alice, Dilbert
The Boss applies to the review committee to compliment Alice.
Management, compliment, executive review, application, entitlement, Boss, executive review committee, Alice
The Boss reports on the results of the employee survey. Employees are underpaid and management is incompetent.
Management, employee survey, underpaid, travel alarm clock, incompetent, company logo, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert
Dilbert asks his mother what she wants for her birthday.
Family, birthday, home entertainment theatre, THX, satellite link, toaster oven, information age, birth, surround sound, porn, dark side, information age, Dilbert, Dilbert's Mom
Catbert lowers Wally's base salary.
Management, salary, necktie, because I can, shred, Catbert, Dilbert, Wally
The Boss wants advance notices of unplanned network outages.
Management, network, server, unplanned outage, figure of speech, yesterday, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert presents a schedule of unplanned network outages to the Boss.
Management, unplanned outage, network, schedule, sick days, earthquake, CNN, volcanic eruption, hurricane, Dilbert, Boss
Is Dilbert a pessimist or an optimist? No, he's an engineer.
Family, pessimism, optimist, half empty, half full, redundant, engineer, Ratbert, Dilbert
Asok installs some calendar network software so everyone can schedule meetings.
Technology, calendar software, network, schedule, meeting, cubicle justice, Asok, Dilbert, Alice