Alice is disturbed by the sound of Wally clipping his nails.
Office Politics, clip nails, complain, screen saver, Wally's 101 annoying cubicle sounds, crazy, Alice, Dilbert, Wally
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Dilbert moves the cubicle wall of a guy in Marketing a quarter-inch per week.
Marketing, experiment, cubicle, wall, small cubicle, Alice, Dilbert, marketeer
Dilbert is behind a slow woman in a cashier's line.
Personal, chocolate bar, exact change, roll of pennies, chequebook, wallet, purse, cash register, Dilbert, woman
The Dogbert Consulting Company adds credibility to the Boss's opinions.
Management, credibility, opinion, budget, swami hat, Dogbert, Boss
Dogbert's analysis shows money is better spent on him.
Management, credibility, decision, downsize, deluxe service, swami hat, Boss, Dogbert, Wally
Liz decides to date other men.
Start of saga: Liz and Dilbert decide to date other people.
Dating, break up, spare, Liz, Dilbert, man
Dilbert decides he should date other women.
Dating, date, Internet, credit card, inquisition, hot babe, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert advises Dilbert on what to include in his online personals ad.
Dating, technology, sex symbol, moonlit walks, applicant, dance, prowess, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert chats online with Madame Cruella.
Dating, online relationships, Madame Cruella, ear, Dilbert
Fantasy and reality differ when Dilbert tells the Boss about his new job offer.
Management, promotion, assignment, raise, morale, breath, halitosis, Dilbert, Boss, Wally
Catbert advises Dilbert how to get an extra engineer for his project.
Start of saga: Dilbert hires an extra engineer for his project.
Management, engineer, unqualified, transfer, optimism, savour, crush, Catbert, Dilbert
Catbert presents resumes for Dilbert's job opening.
Management, resume, applicant, pay, crayon, eyeliner, dot matrix, pencil, Catbert, Alice, Dilbert
Dilbert interviews a dim-witted engineer.
Management, applicant, interview, bucket, see how you think, Dilbert, engineer
Dilbert interviews a brilliant engineer, but can only offer half pay.
Management, applicant, interview, resume, pay, intangible benefits, savings account, Dilbert, engineer
Dilbert interviews an aggressive engineer.
Management, applicant, interview, long-range career goals, all women's college, confident, assertive, arm wrestle, Dilbert, engineer
Dilbert interviews an engineer who doesn't want the job.
Management, applicant, practise interview, sandwich, lunch, Dilbert, Brian
The Boss visits Cubeville to hand out morale boosts.
Management, cubeville, morale, underling, randomly pressing keys, inspire, Boss, Dilbert
Catbert invites Wally to start smoking.
Start of saga: Wally starts smoking.
Health, stress, smoking, company-sanctioned breaks, downsize, pack of cigarettes, Catbert, Wally
Wally tells Alice smoking will add an interesting edge to his personality.
Health, smoking, break, personality, personal magnetism, circuit board, Wally, Alice
Wally meets the people he'll be smoking with.
Health, smoking, break, chat, cigarette, lighter, colour coded, Wally, co-worker
Wally reads the cigarette ads and finds them overrated.
Health, smoking, mountain biking, waterfall, smokers' cognitive dissonance, cigarette, lighter, Wally, Dilbert
Wally describes the effects of smoking.
Health, smoking, yellow teeth, house, breath, outcast, Alice, Wally
Wally reads the warning label on his cigarettes.
Health, smoking, warning label, colour printer, air, Wally, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss says the competition will "eat our lunch".
Management, consultant, eat our lunch, executive committee, cafeteria, presentation, projector, Boss, executive, Dilbert, security guard
Wally wants to know when his raise will be effective.
Management, raise, effective, in the zone, slow motion, Wally, Catbert
The Boss sends Dilbert to a class to improve his interpersonal skills.
Start of saga: Interpersonal skills training.
Management, disagree, yell, interpersonal skills, class, jog, Boss, Dilbert
The three fundamentals to good relationships are loud, simple and smiley.
Office Politics, interpersonal skills, phony, loud, simple, smiley, training, presentation, remote control, Dogbert, Wally, Dilbert
Today's lesson in interpersonal skills is to listen to a stupid person.
Office Politics, interpersonal skills, stupid, rolling eyes, any key, Yugo, Dogbert, stupid person, Dilbert
Alice gives her presentation package to the Boss.
Creativity, presentation, dementia, comments, Alice, Boss
Asok criticises Alice's presentation package.
Office Politics, areas for improvement, ambulance, warning, Asok, Alice