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An instructor introduces a workshop on the Company's mission and vision.
Corporate Services, workshop, training, mission, vision, group exercise, class evaluation, jargon, job security, presentation, ethics, instructor, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

Dogbert applies to be the network administrator.
Start of saga: Dogbert is the network administrator.
Dogbert-Schemes, network administrator, entertain, pager, tilde, dial, Boss, Dogbert

Dogbert, the network administrator, describes how Dilbert can reach him.
Dogbert-Schemes, network administrator, business card, e-mail, pager, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert, as the network administrator, tampers with the e-mail.
Dogbert-Schemes, network administrator, e-mail, Melrose Place, monkey of love, Dogbert, Wally, Alice

Asok asks Dogbert to give him a new network password.
Dogbert-Schemes, network administrator, password, upgrade, job satisfaction, Asok, Dogbert

Dogbert demonstrates his power as network administrator.
Dogbert-Schemes, network administrator, take down the network, doctor, gooky stuff, computer network, Dogbert, employee

The Boss asks Dogbert to program the routers to block employees from fun web sites.
Dogbert-Schemes, network administrator, router, business plan, network cable, Boss, Dogbert

The Boss asks for a few changes to the brochure.
Product, brochure, hallucination, sterile, positive spin, pang of conscience, Boss, Tina, Dilbert

The Boss hires the Dogbert Touchy-Feely Institute to teach them about teamwork.
Start of saga: The Dogbert Touchy-Feely Institute
Teamwork, touchy-feely, team building, trust, blank cheque, Boss, Dogbert, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

Dogbert gets the partners to break each other's fall.
Teamwork, team building, trust, fall, problem, wrong way, Dogbert

The team-building exercise is to build a sundial using a pencil and a doughnut.
Teamwork, team building, solve problems, sundial, doughnut, pencil, Dogbert, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, Wally

The janitor solves the problem of how to build a sundial.
Teamwork, team building, sundial, doughnut, union rules, shadow, pencil, Alice, janitor, Dilbert, Wally, Boss

The company announces they will abandon the strategy of making good products.
Management, announcement, merger, partnership, reorganisation, stock price, spin off, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

The company buys a dying business and stock prices rise.
Management, dying company, stock price, announcement, competitive, advantage, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

Catbert shows the new style of cubicles, also used as fashion.
Management, cubicle, densification, head cubicle, morale, dignity, Catbert, Alice, Dilbert

Dilbert is diagnosed with phantom-pager syndrome.
Health, pager, vibrate, phantom-pager syndrome, treatment, relocate, couch, Dilbert, psychologist

Dogbert offers to fix the company's year 2000 problem.
Start of saga: Year 2000 problem
Y2K, consultant, guarantee, Dogbert, Boss

Ratbert checks eighty million lines of code for reference to the current date.
Y2K, program code, binary, current year, zero, one, Dogbert, Ratbert

Dogbert presents his invoice for fixing the year 2000 problem.
Y2K, invoice, spinning head, explode, Dogbert, Boss, Dilbert

Tina explains how to insert a column.
Technology, column insert, draft, duh, chapter, title, Tina, Dilbert

Dilbert suggests adding a battery backup to the product.
Technology, battery backup, idea, electricity, Dilbert, Boss

Bob is called in to punish an annoying speakerphone caller.
Office Politics, speakerphone, philosophy, cyst, wedgie, voicemail, inconsiderate, annoy, medical, Dilbert, Bob, security guard

The Boss decides to do some leadership by creating an Iron Man team-building competition.
Start of saga: The Iron Man Team-building Competition
Leadership, problem, idiot, iron man, team building, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert discusses his shape in preparation for the Iron Man competition.
Sports, iron man, elevator, potato, physical condition, muscle, engineer, teamwork, stairs, Dilbert, Dogbert

The first event in the Iron Man exercise is the ten-mile swim.
Sports, iron man, dog paddle, ten mile swim, swimsuit, whistle, teamwork, beach, Boss

Dilbert is exhausted in the ten-mile swim.
Sports, iron man, swim, dolphin, tuna, rescue, bathrobe, catch and release, Dilbert, dolphin

Dolphins refuse to rescue Dilbert in the midst of his swim.
Sports, iron man, swim, dolphin, trunks, jaws, Dilbert, dolphin

Dilbert describes his rescue from the dolphins and the water.
Sports, iron man, swim, dolphin, deep sea fishing, rescue, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert tries to get his Saturday expenses covered on his business trip.
Accounting, airfare, business trip, lunch money, reimburse, hotel, cave, injury, bandage, Dilbert, accounting troll, Dogbert

Alice seeks a programmer for her project team.
Office Politics, programmer, project team, sock puppet, policy, sadistic, software development, Alice, Catbert