An instructor introduces a workshop on the Company's mission and vision.
Corporate Services, workshop, training, mission, vision, group exercise, class evaluation, jargon, job security, presentation, ethics, instructor, Alice, Wally, Dilbert
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Dogbert applies to be the network administrator.
Start of saga: Dogbert is the network administrator.
Dogbert-Schemes, network administrator, entertain, pager, tilde, dial, Boss, Dogbert
Dogbert, the network administrator, describes how Dilbert can reach him.
Dogbert-Schemes, network administrator, business card, e-mail, pager, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert, as the network administrator, tampers with the e-mail.
Dogbert-Schemes, network administrator, e-mail, Melrose Place, monkey of love, Dogbert, Wally, Alice
Asok asks Dogbert to give him a new network password.
Dogbert-Schemes, network administrator, password, upgrade, job satisfaction, Asok, Dogbert
Dogbert demonstrates his power as network administrator.
Dogbert-Schemes, network administrator, take down the network, doctor, gooky stuff, computer network, Dogbert, employee
The Boss asks Dogbert to program the routers to block employees from fun web sites.
Dogbert-Schemes, network administrator, router, business plan, network cable, Boss, Dogbert
The Boss asks for a few changes to the brochure.
Product, brochure, hallucination, sterile, positive spin, pang of conscience, Boss, Tina, Dilbert
The Boss hires the Dogbert Touchy-Feely Institute to teach them about teamwork.
Start of saga: The Dogbert Touchy-Feely Institute
Teamwork, touchy-feely, team building, trust, blank cheque, Boss, Dogbert, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
Dogbert gets the partners to break each other's fall.
Teamwork, team building, trust, fall, problem, wrong way, Dogbert
The team-building exercise is to build a sundial using a pencil and a doughnut.
Teamwork, team building, solve problems, sundial, doughnut, pencil, Dogbert, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, Wally
The janitor solves the problem of how to build a sundial.
Teamwork, team building, sundial, doughnut, union rules, shadow, pencil, Alice, janitor, Dilbert, Wally, Boss
The company announces they will abandon the strategy of making good products.
Management, announcement, merger, partnership, reorganisation, stock price, spin off, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
The company buys a dying business and stock prices rise.
Management, dying company, stock price, announcement, competitive, advantage, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
Catbert shows the new style of cubicles, also used as fashion.
Management, cubicle, densification, head cubicle, morale, dignity, Catbert, Alice, Dilbert
Dilbert is diagnosed with phantom-pager syndrome.
Health, pager, vibrate, phantom-pager syndrome, treatment, relocate, couch, Dilbert, psychologist
Dogbert offers to fix the company's year 2000 problem.
Start of saga: Year 2000 problem
Y2K, consultant, guarantee, Dogbert, Boss
Ratbert checks eighty million lines of code for reference to the current date.
Y2K, program code, binary, current year, zero, one, Dogbert, Ratbert
Dogbert presents his invoice for fixing the year 2000 problem.
Y2K, invoice, spinning head, explode, Dogbert, Boss, Dilbert
Tina explains how to insert a column.
Technology, column insert, draft, duh, chapter, title, Tina, Dilbert
Dilbert suggests adding a battery backup to the product.
Technology, battery backup, idea, electricity, Dilbert, Boss
Bob is called in to punish an annoying speakerphone caller.
Office Politics, speakerphone, philosophy, cyst, wedgie, voicemail, inconsiderate, annoy, medical, Dilbert, Bob, security guard
The Boss decides to do some leadership by creating an Iron Man team-building competition.
Start of saga: The Iron Man Team-building Competition
Leadership, problem, idiot, iron man, team building, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert discusses his shape in preparation for the Iron Man competition.
Sports, iron man, elevator, potato, physical condition, muscle, engineer, teamwork, stairs, Dilbert, Dogbert
The first event in the Iron Man exercise is the ten-mile swim.
Sports, iron man, dog paddle, ten mile swim, swimsuit, whistle, teamwork, beach, Boss
Dilbert is exhausted in the ten-mile swim.
Sports, iron man, swim, dolphin, tuna, rescue, bathrobe, catch and release, Dilbert, dolphin
Dolphins refuse to rescue Dilbert in the midst of his swim.
Sports, iron man, swim, dolphin, trunks, jaws, Dilbert, dolphin
Dilbert describes his rescue from the dolphins and the water.
Sports, iron man, swim, dolphin, deep sea fishing, rescue, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert tries to get his Saturday expenses covered on his business trip.
Accounting, airfare, business trip, lunch money, reimburse, hotel, cave, injury, bandage, Dilbert, accounting troll, Dogbert
Alice seeks a programmer for her project team.
Office Politics, programmer, project team, sock puppet, policy, sadistic, software development, Alice, Catbert