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Dogbert announces he's been elected Supreme Ruler of Earth.
Dogbert-Schemes, supreme ruler of Earth, vote, election, ruler, caning, Olympics, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert complains people don't recognise his dominion.
Dogbert-Schemes, supreme ruler of Earth, air, oxygen, passport, Dogbertland, bullhorn, Dogbert, Dilbert

The Boss tells the group they must be more flexible to survive.
Management, success, change master, job security, workload, flexibility, morale, adaptive, inflation, Boss, Wally, Alice, Dilbert

The Boss asks Carol to type all of his incoming voice mail messages and print out his e-mail.
Office Politics, voicemail, e-mail, cafeteria, bumblebee costumes, hives, network, pre-chew, engineer, reclusive, dress code, Boss, Carol, Wally, Dilbert

Tina sends steamy e-mail to her boyfriend.
Start of saga: Tina sends a steamy e-mail to her boyfriend.
Office Politics, e-mail, love letter, steamy, send to all, suggestive, Tina, Dilbert

Tina wonders if her co-workers are professional enough to ignore her mistake.
Office Politics, e-mail, love letter, professional, career day, monkey of love, torrid, hide, Tina, Wally, kid

Catbert offers absolution for Tina's message to her boyfriend.
Office Politics, e-mail, petting, belly, resource, boyfriend, Catbert, Tina

The Boss announces peer performance reviews.
Management, performance review, peer, slander, budget, raise, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

Dilbert compares peer reviews to the prisoner's dilemma.
Office Politics, performance review, peer, prisoner's dilemma, Victoria's Secret catalogue, coed prison, Dilbert, Alice, Wally

The Boss describes an unusual interpretation of how employees are key to success.
Management, employee, stock price, fired, incompetence, lie, bar chart, Boss, Alice, Dilbert

The Boss issues a quality thought of the day.
Management, voicemail, quality thought for the day, dictionary, aardvark, resume, telephone, printer, resume, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

Catbert announces layoffs are coming.
Start of saga: Wally is downsized.
Downsizing, layoff, secret, future, Catbert, Wally, Ted

Wally is invited to participate in the mobility pool.
Downsizing, layoff, mobility pool, dignity, Boss, Wally

The staff act like vultures with Wally's impending layoff.
Downsizing, layoff, chair, survivor, fist fight, Wally, Ted, co-worker

Wally seeks advice from Dogbert the career counsellor.
Downsizing, fired, contract, downsize, layoff, parable, Wally, Dogbert

Dogbert, the career counsellor, devises a plan to save Wally's job.
Downsizing, layoff, quit, video camera, life force, flashlight, camcorder, Dogbert, Wally, Asok

The Boss tells Wally he won't be downsized.
Downsizing, layoff, smart, quality, downhill, good news, lunch, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

Dogbert says people are getting stupider every day.
Family, stupid, complex, learn, information, supreme ruler of Earth, opinion, firehose, teacup, Dogbert, Dilbert

Alice complains she's hit the glass ceiling.
Office Politics, glass ceiling, promotion, play the game, lunch, Alice, Wally, Boss

Asok brings some space-saving ideas to the Boss.
Office Politics, font, disk space, idea, colon, semicolon, staff meeting, Asok, Dilbert, Boss

Dilbert invents a new data encryption program called P.H.B.
Technology, data encryption, decode, manager babble, supermodel, pepper spray, kiss, Dilbert, Dogbert

Asok suggests a solution to Wally's problem.
Office Politics, intern, buffers, memory leak, salary, programming, software development, Asok, Wally

Asok suggests some improvements to Dilbert's design.
Office Politics, intern, design, award, internapult, Asok, Alice, Dilbert, Wally

Dogbert wants to reduce the language to grunting and pointing.
Family, grammar, leadership, grunt, obedience school, common usage, point, Dogbert, Dilbert

The Boss gives instructions on how to act around the senior vice president.
Management, lie, detail, fidget, funding, stock options, chart, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice, senior vice president

Catbert says morale is low because the employees are underpaid.
Management, morale, underpaid, performance review, feedback, straight face, Catbert, Boss

The Boss announces quarterly performance reviews.
Management, performance review, morale, criticism, comprehension, Boss, Alice

Dilbert has a solution to the impossible deadline he's working toward.
Management, deadline, solution, time travel, contraception, pamphlet, brochure, Dilbert, Boss

Dilbert wants to fix a problem promised to a customer by a salesperson.
Family, sales, promise, brain, solution, filter, sweats, Dilbert, Dogbert

Ratbert starts misinterpreting everything Dilbert says.
Family, misinterpret, change, annoy, therapy, Ratbert, Dilbert

Ratbert misinterprets everything Dogbert says.
Family, misinterpret, assertive, apology, clothes dryer, annoy, Dogbert, Ratbert